It had been almost a week since Wukong left Steamed Bun Mountain for his trip. They had finally found the two Dragon Balls, but now they were being targeted by the great villain of the desert, Yamucha. Yamucha was currently in his lair, thinking about his evil criminal plans.
"When the moon is dark and the wind is high, I'll kill that kid and snatch their capsules. Hearing Yamucha say this, Pu Er said worriedly,""But the woman you're most afraid of, Ya Mucha, is in there.。。”
"Hmph hmph hmph, don't worry, I have a good way to deal with her. Yamucha revealed a sinister smile.
Soon, it was night time on the other side of the desert. Wukong and the others were having dinner in the RV inside the Wulong capsule.
Bulma looked at Wulong's RV and said unhappily,""Hey, kid, why didn't you take out such a good RV earlier? We've walked so far for nothing! How petty!"
"I wanted to save it for my escape. Damn it, if only I hadn't met those two bandits.[Hey, Wukong! Don't wolf down your food, leave some for me!]" Seeing Wukong eat the entire Sha Long, Oolong hurriedly stopped him.
"I have no choice. I'm too hungry. If I don't have enough to eat and that fellow comes again, I won't be able to do anything. Wukong said after swallowing a piece of meat. At this moment, Bulma noticed the orange-haired girl who was gradually recovering her strength from eating."Little girl, why would a small child like you appear in this desert alone? Seeing the orange-haired girl looking at them with fear, Bulma hurriedly explained,""Ah, don't be afraid. Didn't we meet in the village before? We're all good people. We won't hurt you.”
"Take a closer look. Isn't this the girl that you started chasing? Wukong said mockingly to Oolong,"She must not have thought that your true face is actually an arrogant and lecherous pig, right?”
"You're so long-winded. Can't a pig be lecherous?”Wulong retorted.
"I'm sorry…I'm sorry. Actually, I... My name is Bachi. Thank you for saving me." If I hadn't met you, I might have ended up like this.。”" I was in a hurry before," Bachi murmured." I actually wanted to find Teacher Wu Tian, so I wanted to go to the small island in the south."”
"Teacher Wu Tian?" Bulma's question gave Wukong an answer.""He is my grandfather's master, a very powerful martial arts expert. He heard that he was the most powerful person in the world.。He's my idol, and I've always wanted to meet him.。。However, it was not easy to meet him. After all, I heard from my grandfather that he is a very righteous old man.”
"Then it's the complete opposite of Turtle Hermit.”Bulma said with an evil smile.
As soon as Wukong finished speaking, Turtle Hermit sneezed on the southern island.""Sigh, it's probably that pretty little girl praising me for being handsome again.”
Turning the scene back, Wukong heard the orange-haired girl's request and asked Bulma,""Hey, Frying Pan Mountain is in the same direction as the southern island, right?。Let's just bring her along."
"Really? Thank you! It's great to meet you guys!" Bachi said gratefully.
"Speaking of which, why did you go to Teacher Wu Tian? Bulma asked curiously.
"Actually... When I heard that he was the most powerful person in the world, I wanted to invite him to save our country. Our country is rich in a kind of ruby. They forced us to work. The people of our country have a hard time every day.”
"Ruby? The most expensive gemstone in the world? How romantic!" Bulma's eyes turned into stars. A girl like her yearned for beautiful rubies the most."But if that's the case, your country should be very rich. Why would it be hard?”
"Bulma, how are gems romantic? So I sold fake gemstones before, but I thought they weren't as beautiful as dragon balls.。”Hearing Wukong's words, Bulma's mouth twitched and he shouted,""Shut up, you idiot who doesn't understand romance!”
"I don't think rubies are beautiful at all. It's because of that thing that we suffered so much!”Bachi became very excited."Ever since the discovery of the ruby, our king, King Gormes, has become a monster who only knows how to eat high-end food and completely ignores the lives of us civilians! Our labor will only benefit the King of Gormes who tortured us. In order to eat more high-end food, he forced us to dig out the rubies.。。Because of this, the beautiful hills and lakes of our country have become potholes everywhere, and everyone's houses and fields have been destroyed.。The sky was also dyed black by industry, and the entire country became like hell. I ran away from home this time because I wanted to find Teacher Wu Tian and ask him to help us defeat those bad guys.。”
"If that's the case, why don't you all revolt?”When Wukong heard this, he revealed a dissatisfied expression. It turned out that this country was the same as the people in Wulong Village. They would rather be bullied to death than to resist.
"That's because King Gormes has a powerful army and countless advanced weapons. He also raised many monsters.。Therefore, although everyone was unwilling, there was nothing they could do.。It was said that King Gormes was still looking for a magical bead called the Seven Dragon Ball that could grant any wish.”
"As expected." Wukong frowned and asked,"Your country is the Grudmans Kingdom, right?"“
"So they are the ones who stole our Dragon Ball?”Bulma picked up the Dragon Ball radar and muttered,""Indeed, two Dragon Balls are concentrated in a country in the east.。。。”After a brief exchange, Wukong and the others agreed to bring Bachi along. After obtaining the third Dragon Pearl from Frying Pan Mountain, he went to the southern island to look for Teacher Wu Tian.
"Speaking of which, I've been walking in a dusty place all this time. My hair is about to dry up…Is there a bathroom in this RV?" Bulma asked curiously.
"Here." Wu Long brought her and Bachi to a bathroom that was connected to the bathroom. "It's so small, and there's no bathtub," Bulma said with disdain. He could only take a bath... Speaking of which, there wasn't even hot water here, right?”
"Not only is there hot water, but there's also soap and shampoo. The pajamas are in the washing machine, and you should be content. It's good enough that there's a place to take a shower. Who do you think you're lucky to have a place to stay?”After Wu Long finished speaking, he looked at Bulma, who was looking around the bathroom for something.
"I'm looking for a peeping hole." Bulma's words made Oolong complain,"There's no such thing here!"
"That's good, Bachi! Let's take a shower together later! "Bulma looked at Oolong and warned, Wulong, if you dare to peek, you will pay the price!
"Yes." Although Oolong agreed verbally, he thought wretchedly in his heart (Peeping? My ambition is not that small)
At the same time, behind the rocks outside the RV. Two silver-white spherical robots were hiding there, reporting the latest information to their boss."King Pilaf, we've found them.”
"Alright, you guys start implementing the battle plan. You are not allowed to fail!" Pilaf hung up the call after he finished speaking. Then, he cursed,"Damn it, that Yamucha is really useless! What trash! As expected, it's better to ask for help than to ask for help from others!"
"Understood. Begin the battle!" After the spherical robots opened the hatch, Xiu and Xiao Wu jumped down from above. Xiu quickly approached Oolong's RV and stuck the time bomb he had prepared on its bottom.。Just as Xiu was fully focused on his work, he suddenly heard hurried footsteps.
"Oh no, someone's coming! Xiu…Let's go…Hey, what are you doing?" Xiao Wu saw that Ah Xiu was still dilly-dallying, angrily knocking him on the head.
"You can't hit me…Because I was in a hurry, the double-sided tape of the bomb was stuck on my hand.。。”Xiu helplessly raised his hand and found that the bomb was not installed in the RV. Instead, it was stuck to his hand.。。
"Idiot, you…Hurry up and take it away!" Xiao Wu almost peed her pants when she saw this scene.
"I can't take it off…I used the strongest glue. Seeing Ah Xiu stupidly stick his other hand to the bomb, Xiao Wu could only hastily escape, lest she get too close to Ah Xiu and be implicated by the bomb. Xiu hurriedly followed her."You helped me get it down…"
After a while, the owner of the hurried footsteps appeared near the RV. It was the insistent Yamcha and Pu Er. Yamcha looked at the RV and frowned."So the thing in the capsule is an RV. This time, it won't be easy to snatch it."
"Young Master Yamcha, you said you have a way to deal with women?" Puer asked curiously. What exactly is that?"
"Hmph, it's very simple…That is, when the woman is alone, you can use the transformation skill to turn into that little ghost or pig to lure the woman away. I'll take the opportunity to kill that brat. As long as that woman doesn't exist, I'll definitely win!”Yamucha proudly revealed her plan.
"Wow, Young Master Yamcha is really smart!”After hearing this plan, Poole excitedly flattered Yamucha. Then, they slipped under the RV and prepared to investigate.
In the living room of the RV, Wu Long looked out the window worriedly.""I wonder if Yamucha will come again.。。”
"So be it. I'm full now. If we really fight, I'll definitely kill him.”Hearing Wukong's words, Wu Long was relieved. After all, he had seen Wukong's strength."By the way, why are you traveling? Why did he go to that scary Frying Pan Mountain?”
"Because there are dragon balls there." Wukong explained what a Dragon Ball was to the confused Oolong, and his words were heard by Yamucha and Pu 'er, who were lying under the RV.
"Pu... Poole, did you hear that?" Yamucha was so excited that she couldn't even speak properly."As long as we gather the seven Dragon Balls, we can summon the Dragon God.。We can fulfill any wish!”
"I heard it! After we collect the Dragon Balls, we'll make a wish for a large sum of money.。No, make a wish for Young Master Yamcha to become the king of the world!”Poole said excitedly.
However, to Pu Er's surprise, Yamucha rolled her eyes and said,"How many years have you been with me, Poole?“
"Um... It will be exactly two years by next month." Poole said in a muffled voice after he found that he had no fingers.
"It's been two years. Don't you know what's on my mind? I have no interest in the world…I can snatch the money myself. To think that I, Yamucha, am invincible in the world, but I am helpless against women.。To be honest, I yearn for marriage! But I'm afraid of women…I can't change this flaw! So I want to make a wish to the Dragon God, so that I will never be afraid of women again! "Speaking of this, Yamucha suddenly realized."No wonder those guys asked me to kill that brat.。Perhaps they were also after the Dragon Ball. But the Dragon Balls are far more valuable than money. I want to snatch them all! Pu Yalu, let's find a chance to sneak in! I can already hear that woman and the sound of her bathing from here.。If those two guys were asleep, it would be much easier to lure that woman out!”
"So you still like women.。。”Poole said with a sour tone.
"Of course. I've already saved enough money for the wedding. After the Dragon God changes my bad habits, I can be with women.。。”Yamucha was already fantasizing about the steps of getting married and having children.
At this moment, in the living room of the RV, Wu Long muttered to himself after hearing Wukong's story of the Dragon God,""I didn't expect this pearl to be so magical... No wonder you're risking your lives to go to such a dangerous Frying Pan Mountain. However, I'm not interested in this. I only like women. It didn't matter if he had other things.”
"Then you can ask the Dragon God to give you a woman.”Wukong said after thinking for a moment.
"Yeah, I didn't think of that!”" I want the Dragon God to give me the cutest girl in the world!" Oolong said with a wretched smile.”
"Haha, that won't do, because this wish is mine. You can wait until the next time you collect Dragonballs. Bulma said that Dragonballs can be used again after a year. After Wukong finished speaking, he asked with a puzzled look,"But you…you're really lecherous to a certain extent. Are women really that fun?”
"Tsk, brat, you must have never been a man. Oolong sighed."But I don't have the right to criticize you. Even I am the same."
"What? Don't think that I don't know anything. Being a man meant sleeping with a woman.。I want to sleep with Bulma too." As soon as Wukong finished speaking, Bulma, who was wrapped in a towel behind him, gave him a hard slap."Idiot, what nonsense are you talking about?”
"You clearly let me see that place, yet you still want to keep it a secret. Before Wukong could finish, Bulma threatened,""If you continue to spout nonsense, I'll teach you a lesson! Then, Bulma held the two pajamas and said unhappily,"Hey, Wulong, are you wearing your own pajamas? Your body is so small, how can Bachi and I fit in? Bachi was still in the bathroom, too embarrassed to come out.”
"In that case, you can sleep naked.”Wulong said unhappily. Bulma could only compromise helplessly when he saw this."In that case, let's do it this way.。Wulong, you're not allowed to come up and peek. If you dare to mess around, I'll make you have diarrhea again! Also, you have to wash our clothes before tomorrow morning!”
"Don't peek. My ears are getting calluses from listening.”Oolong took out three cans of fruit juice from the fridge."How about it? Do you want to drink some fruit juice after showering?”
"Aiya, other than being lecherous, you're quite smart sometimes!"Thank you!" Bulma happily took the jar and drank it in one gulp.
"Lust and occasionally should be omitted.。”Wu Long saw that the jar in front of Wukong was untouched, so he asked in confusion,""What, you don't want to drink? There's no need to be so polite. If it's not enough, there's still more."
"No, this fruit juice is too sweet. I don't like things that are too sweet. Wukong wanted to refuse, but Oolong said to him,""That drink can increase one's strength. People in the city drink a spoonful of it after training to ensure that their muscles become stronger.”
"Really? Then I'll try it." Wukong frowned and drank it. Then, his expression became a little strange."I... I don't feel like I've become stronger."
"You need to wait." After Wu Long's explanation, Wu Kong asked curiously," Then why aren't you drinking?“
"Me? I drank it just now." Oolong explained in a panic. Bulma yawned and said in a daze,""I'm sleepy. I'm going to sleep. The bed is on top, right? You guys have to sleep well below. Don't come up.。。”
Seeing that Bulma had already gone upstairs, Wu Long's smiling face instantly turned into an angry pout."Hmph, he really knows how to order people around! His figure is so good, but his personality is so bad! I really don't know how his parents raised him, don't you think?"Wukong?" However, the only response to the blunder was snoring.
When Oolong saw this, he poked Wukong. When he saw that there was no reaction, he revealed a triumphant expression." Hehe, it seems that the sleeping pills in the juice are completely effective. I'll take advantage of the time when you're asleep to touch you all.。Touch me until I have enough…Hehe, besides Bulma, there's also that little girl. It's really a buy one get one free. "Then, Wu Long walked to the second floor and prepared to carry out his evil plan.
However, as soon as Wu Long left, Wukong slowly woke up and said in a daze,"Yes, I am. He woke up from holding his pee…Why are you so sleepy?" With that, he prepared to leave the RV to pee outside.。However, what he didn't notice was that because he was too sleepy, he didn't go through the main door but through the window on the first floor.。As a result, he passed by Yamcha and Poole, who were trying to pry open the door.
"That brat left!" Poole saw Goku slowly walk out of the RV and into the distance.""Maybe he's sleepwalking!"
"Damn it…I'm not doing it anymore! We can't miss this good opportunity!" Yamucha threw away the iron wire in her hand and ordered Poole, Poole, you become the key to this RV! "Yamucha slowly opened the door of the RV.。。Just as Ya Mucha stepped into the RV, a sharp and ear-piercing howl suddenly came from behind him.。。
"How…What's wrong? What's that sound?" Wulong, who was about to attack Bulma on the second floor, also heard it. He hurried to the stairs. He noticed three strange things rushing towards Ya Mucha.。。
In the distance, a plane with the national emblem of the Gurmans Kingdom was parked at the side. Bongo and Pascal were watching the changes in the RV cruelly. Bongo held the Dragon Ball radar and grinned.""The two Dragon Balls are in the RV. I'm afraid that the kid and the little girl collected them.。And the escaping Bachi... Hehe, all the troublesome characters are gathered together!”
"Yeah, no matter how powerful that brat is.。It can't compare to our newly developed biological weapons.”Pascal took out a rose and blew on it before leaving with Bongo. They were prepared to wait for the monster to eat them the next morning before looking for the Dragon Ball. It was as if they had already been sentenced to death.。。
Right now in the distance of the wilderness, under that rock with the words "Thousand Tempering Hundred Refining" printed on it, Xiao Wu looked anxiously at Ah Xiu who was dismantling the bomb: "I say, hasn't it stopped?”
"No, the time is too short! It would explode in a minute! What should I do? I don't want to die yet!" Seeing Ah Xiu's tear-streaked appearance, Xiao Wu helplessly shouted and went up to look at the bomb in his hand. Xiao Wu slowly breathed a sigh of relief.
"How…How did it go?" Seeing Xiao Wu's expression, Ah Xiu asked worriedly.
"Don't worry, I've already reset the time for the bomb to explode. I thought it would be more complicated. I didn't expect you to be unable to deal with such a simple bomb. It wouldn't explode before eight o'clock tomorrow morning.”
On the other side of the rock, a cool breeze blew past. After going to the toilet, Wukong woke up from a dream.""F * ck, I'm just peeing! Why did he run so far away? Could it be that I really have sleepwalking…Eh, why is there a hole here?" Wukong found the hole at the bottom of the Thousand Tempering Hundred Refining Rock and walked in. He found that it was actually a house that was carved out of the rock.
"It seems like someone is living here…"Wait, this…this is?" Wukong looked at the capsules, gold coins, and antiques in the corner of the room and immediately understood everything."There are only so many rich people in this desert. Hehe, it's the will of the heavens."
Let's go back to the RV. Yamucha, who was riddled with injuries, suffered another self-destruction attack from a human bomb robot. Although he was a man who was very afraid of self-destruction, ordinary self-destruction could not hurt him. As the smoke dissipated, Yamucha grabbed a mutated crab monster and used its pincers to break it. After using its own pincers to pierce through it, Yamucha used a set of Wolf Fang Wind Fist to completely shatter it.
At this point, he was already heavily injured and panting. There were three skeleton monsters in front of him:"What... What are these things? The most disgusting thing was these skeletons. It was as if they had drunk bone strengthening powder. Not only was it powerful, but it could also form a group to make me f * ck the floor. F * ck him…"
"Wulong must like such a skinny guy.”Poole chimed in. Ya Mucha gritted her teeth when she saw the three skeletons roaring and charging at her again. He took out three darts from his pocket and threw them. Each dart pierced through the skeleton's hard skull. They whimpered and fell to the ground without moving.
"Young Master Yamucha, you're amazing!" Pu Er cheered after seeing Yamucha's victory.
"Phew…Meow, I finally killed them."Yamucha was paralyzed on the ground. This hidden weapon was his ultimate skill. However, because hidden weapons were too difficult to make, this was a life-saving move. Originally, he wanted to use it to deal with Wukong.。。
"By the way, where's that woman and Piglet? Could he be hiding on the second floor?？Alright, Poole, transform into a little imp! Lure the woman and the pig outside, and I'll take the opportunity to find the Dragon Ball!”After hearing Yamucha's words, Poole shouted," Transform!" Poole's transformation was perfect, except for his face, hair, figure, and beady eyes. Everything else was similar.
"Very good…I think it should be enough to fool that pig." Yamucha said with a sweaty face before letting Pu Er go upstairs. At first, Wu Long had been hiding in Bulma and Parky's bedroom because he had a guilty conscience. The noise below was also mistaken for Wukong's practice, but this time, he heard footsteps approaching. Wu Long speculated that the sleeping pills had lost their effect."It's really him…He actually came up! How ridiculous! I clearly used the strongest sleeping pills! What should I do? If he tells Bulma that I'm here, I'll be screwed. Right, hide them first!" Oolong suddenly had an idea. He wrapped the two of them in the blanket and transformed into Bulma. Of course, because he was too anxious, he became fat and short.
"Aiya, Wukong! Aren't you asleep yet?" After Poole entered, Wulong pretended to be Bulma and emphasized. Poole looked around and asked," Where's the blunder?"
"He…he went out for a walk!" Hearing Oolong's words, Poole nodded and shouted,"I'm going to take a walk!""I see…Wu Long went out for a walk! Right, I have something important to discuss with you. Shall we go outside and talk?“
"Alright, alright. Why are you so loud? In order not to be seen through by Wukong, Oolong could only agree verbally, but he cursed in his heart as he walked out of the RV with Pu Er. Yamucha, who Pu Er had just called out loudly, walked out from the shadows."I see. That pig went for a walk. However, that woman's back…was she that short and fat?"Forget it..." Just as Yamucha was about to go upstairs, the real Wukong opened the RV and came back, shouting,""Aiya, it feels so good to pee.。。”
They faced each other from all sides, and then there was an inexplicable awkwardness.。。
"You... You bastard! You actually came back so quickly!" Seeing Ya Mucha's stance of Wolf Fang Wind Fist, Wukong sighed helplessly,""It's you again. It's just as Wulong said.。You really don't change your mind. However, I advise you to leave quickly. I already understand your weakness.”
"My weakness? Haha, little brat! You're too good at bragging!" Yamucha said with a guilty conscience. Wukong smiled disdainfully and took out the collection of Oolong from the RV and showed it to Yamucha.。
" Ah!! My mother!" Yamucha covered her eyes and ran out of the RV after seeing the shameless photo in Oolong's collection. She ran away as if she had seen the most terrifying thing."Monster, don't come over!"
"Useless thing…She was actually afraid of such a beautiful thing... Hehe." Wukong looked at the collection of books with appreciation, and then he realized that there were two bumps on the quilt beside him."Eh, why is there something bulging here? Why did Bulma put the Dragonball here? It was really careless... I'd better put it away…Hmm, why is it so soft?" Wukong pulled the blanket up in confusion.。。
In the distance, Oolong asked Poole impatiently,""I say, why are you looking for me? We've already walked so far!”
"Indeed... This should be enough, so I'll tell you.。I'm sorry, you've been fooled!" Poole then dispelled the transformation spell, and Wulong also dispelled the transformation spell angrily when he saw that it was him."Poole, how dare you ruin my plans! I'll teach you a lesson!"
"Wu…Wulong, in that case…"Young Master Yamcha!" Poole hurried back and found Yamcha lying on a rock."One... One big ball, two big balls. It's too... too exciting."
"As expected…Young Master Yamcha, let's retreat for now!”Pu Er turned into a flying carpet and brought Ya Mucha back to her nest.。Wu Long, who had rushed back, saw them leaving and muttered,""What are these two guys doing here?。。”
Of course, when Ya Mucha woke up, she saw that her old nest had been turned upside down, and the money she had stolen over the years had disappeared. He fainted again. But this time, he fainted from anger.
The next morning, Wukong woke up with a yawn. With bloodshot eyes and a sniper rifle in hand, Wu Long turned his head and said to him speechlessly,"You're finally up."
"Good morning." Wukong said with a smile.
"Early my ass. I didn't sleep at all last night. Wu Long rolled his eyes and said,"Ya Mucha came to ambush us again last night."I didn't dare to sleep last night."
"Oh... It's that guy." Wukong lied awkwardly,""I didn't notice it at all," Wulong thought speechlessly.(You drank so many sleeping pills last night, of course you didn't notice.) If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have let you drink it.
At this moment, Bulma also came down with a towel wrapped around her."Woo... Her head was dizzy and her chest was in pain. It felt like someone had touched her several times.。Wulong, are my clothes done?“
"I didn't have that kind of American time last night."Oolong said sadly.
"What do you mean by no time? I don't have any clothes to change into! Didn't I give you a day to shower? Do you want me to go out naked with Parky?”Bulma said angrily, while Wukong chimed in,"I think that's not bad…”Seeing Bulma glaring at him, Wukong coughed and explained,""Don't be so harsh on him. He didn't sleep last night to keep watch.”
"Night watch? There would still be a sneak attack here…Could it be that tall and handsome Yamucha? Why do I have to chase him away? I welcome him! "Seeing Bulma's eyes turn into hearts, Wukong and Oolong said in unison,""You really don't know the immensity of heaven and earth.“
At this moment, Wu Long yawned and rubbed his eyes impatiently."I've already put all the clothes that you and that little girl can wear in the wardrobe on the second floor.”
"Why didn't you say so earlier? Looking at Bulma walking up willfully, Wulong's mouth twitched and he said,""I thought I was a thick-skinned person. It wasn't until I met Bulma that I realized that each card was better than the last. I'm not even half as good as her.”
"I feel the same way…But I'm hungry. Wulong, let's eat first.。”Seeing Wukong's cheeky face, Wu Long finally could not help but explode,""Your monkey mouth really can't spit out a second sentence. You're the thick-skinned king!”
Right now, behind a rock outside the RV, Xiu and Xiao Wu returned after slamming the bomb back into the RV. They listened in fear and trepidation to Pilaf's furious roar on the other end of the radio: "What did you say? He still hadn't gotten the Dragon Ball? Wasn't he supposed to get it at ten o'clock last night?”
"Yu... This subordinate deserves to die! But we guarantee that we can get it at eight o'clock today!”Hearing Xiao Wu's assurance, Pilaf turned his head to look at his watch and frowned: "There's only one hour left…He had no choice. This time, he couldn't make any more mistakes!“
In the RV, Wukong finished almost a month's worth of food and said happily,""Phew…So full. "As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Bulma cursing on the second floor."Blunder! What kind of clothes did you find for us?! Wearing this kind of clothes on the road was simply like an idiot!“
Looking at Bulma and Parky's bashful expressions in revealing bunny outfits, Wu Long said helplessly,""I have no choice. I only have this kind of clothes. Besides, although you were full of complaints, didn't you still put it on obediently?”
"Seriously, I really don't know what kind of education taught you to be like a middle-aged pervert.”Listening to Bulma's complaints, Wulong thought to himself (I want to know what kind of education made you so willful.。。）
After the meal, the RV continued to move toward Frying Pan Mountain. Ya Mucha saw their tracks through the binoculars in the dark."They're starting to move…We must get the Dragon Ball no matter what! Since soft tactics didn't work, he could only use tough tactics!”
On the RV, Wu Long, who was in charge of driving, said speechlessly,""Why must I be in charge of driving? I didn't sleep last night!”
"It's so noisy. Wukong and Bachi don't know how to drive. I still have to take care of my skin and touch up my makeup. I'm very busy!”Bulma mumbled as she put on her makeup,""Hmph, I wonder if that person will come again.。
"What do you mean by will he come? If he comes, we'll be in trouble.”Oolong said as he drove. Wukong's sensitive ears seemed to have heard something. He looked out the window and said slowly,"He's already here."
"What? He's here? Where is it?" As Bulma stuck his head out of the glass to look for traces of Yamcha, Yamcha had already aimed the rocket launcher at the RV on the motorcycle."Take this! "This shot caused the rocket launcher to blow up the RV's tires. As the RV lost its balance, it fell to the ground. Bulma knocked his head and fainted. It was the same with the blunder.
"It hurts!" Wukong, who was the only one who was fine, held his head and walked out of the damaged RV. When he saw Ya Mucha standing in front of him, he frowned and said,"Damn it, haven't you learned your lesson enough last time?”
You still have the face to say that! Let me ask you, you were the one who raided my lair last night, right?! "Faced with Ya Mucha's question, Wukong said straightforwardly,"Yeah, but you're quite good at hiding.。The gemstones were hidden in the cracks of the rocks, and the gold coins were hidden in the mirrors and lamps. The pearls were hidden in the iron box... Inside the red and blue iron gates were various capsules, and Soni was hidden in each brick.。Did I check carefully enough? There shouldn't be any left, right? Don't blame me. Anyway, these were all snatched by you, so I won't be polite and accept them. "After saying that, Wukong took a capsule and blew on it, showing off.
Yamucha saw that Wukong was alone, and then she revealed a furious smile,"Hmph, it seems that the pig and the woman have already fainted. Hey, I don't need your life now, and I don't need you to pay me back. As long as you obediently hand over the Dragon Ball, I'll let you have a taste of it.。”With that, Yamucha took out a Gatling gun from his motorcycle."Idiot, you don't want to be killed by me, do you?”
"Humph…" Wukong walked toward him indifferently. Seeing this, Ya Mucha gritted her teeth and said,"Looks like you still want to exchange a few moves with me! Poole, hold my gun! Kid, don't tell me you still want to have a taste of my Wolf Fang Wind Fist?!”
"Do you still want to have a taste of that book?”After Wu Kong finished speaking, he saw that Ya Mucha was obviously nervous. Wu Kong took advantage of his distraction and immediately rushed in front of him,"What's so awesome about being defeated, let alone Wolf Fang Wind Fist. Even your Pegasus Meteor Fist is useless today!”After saying that, Wukong kicked Ya Mucha at a speed that Ya Mucha couldn't see, causing her to fall to the ground. With just one hit, Yamucha covered her mouth and rolled on the ground in pain.
"Young Master Yamucha…" Pu Er hurriedly went over to check on Yamcha's injuries. Yamcha took a long time to recover before she slowly stood up."Damn it…My mouth hurts…"
"Ah... You... Your... Teeth…" Poole could hardly speak, and she became a mirror. Yamucha looked at her reflection in the mirror and cried out miserably,"Ah ah…My handsome face!"
"I really didn't expect to win so easily. You're weaker than I thought. How about it, do you still want to fight? Wukong smiled and said,"End it early and admit defeat."”
"Dammit... You brat!" Yamucha covered her mouth and rode the motorcycle."You hit me…you actually hit me twice!"Even my father didn't hit me! Remember this!"。。。”
"You will definitely come back? You really know how to joke. "Wukong's face darkened. He stepped forward and kicked Ya Mucha's motorcycle over. Wu Kong picked up Ya Mucha who had fallen to the ground. Even though Wu Kong's height could only hold onto Ya Mucha's shirt, Ya Mucha was so frightened that she did not dare to move,"Do you think I'm Pleasant Goat? Would I let you harass me again and again? Unfortunately, I'm not that kind of anime character. You will die here today.“
"That…That…I'm sorry. Feeling Wukong's aura, Yamucha swallowed her saliva and took out a capsule from her pocket."You…you're really amazing. I'm really impressed. I won't dare to go against you anymore. I'm sorry for destroying your car and making you walk. I'll give you the capsule as compensation.”
"Oh, you're quite smart. Why did you suddenly change your mind?" Wukong beamed when he saw the car. Seeing that Wukong was satisfied, Ya Mucha hurriedly said,"Right... Since you're satisfied, I'll leave... Be careful on the road."
"Hehe, you misunderstood. I accepted the capsule, but I didn't say that I would let you go. After all, letting a person like you go would only cause more evil.。Is there a bomb in my car?”Upon hearing Wukong's words, Ya Mucha hurriedly begged for mercy,""No, no, no... Absolutely not! That's because I'm still kind by nature.。I had no choice but to become a Thief. I also want to be a good person. I've done something very wrong. I won't dare to do this again! Please... Trust me.“
"Alright…" Wukong said. Seeing Yamucha and Pu 'er heave a sigh of relief, Wukong quickly kicked them into the air,"As if I would believe you!"Looking at them turning into stars, Wukong said happily,""They flew like the Rockets. Even if they landed, they would break their legs.”
Just as Wukong had said, the limping Yamucha was helped by Pu Er to a nearby rock."Damn it, that stinky brat…It seems that we can only change our battle plan.”Yamucha continued to explain to the confused Pu Er,"Aren't they looking for the seven Dragon Balls? I'll wait for them to find the seven Dragon Balls before snatching them all at once.”
"I see. As expected of Young Master Yamucha! You have a good brain…" Hearing Pu Er's flattery, Yamucha smiled happily. Then, his mouth hurt so much that he jumped up."Hmph hmph…Alright, I've found traces of the car starting! He definitely didn't notice that I installed a tracking device in the car first, right? Let me see…They were preparing to go to Frying Pan Mountain.“
And in front of the RV's ruins, Xiu and Xiao Wu proudly said: "Hmph, the bomb must be the reason why this RV became like this! However, it wasn't even eight o'clock yet. Forget it, maybe the time bomb's clock is broken. Let's go find the Dragon Ball!”The two of them then stepped into the RV, and the time bomb under the RV was exactly eight o'clock.。After the explosion dispersed, Ah Xiu and Xiao Wu spat out thick smoke: "For... Why is it like this?"
After Wukong woke Wulong up and started driving, he carried Bulma, who was still unconscious, into the car."It's good to be a woman…I don't have to do anything. Oolong said lecherously,""Let me memorize it too…I want to experience the feeling of boobs too.”
"Get lost!" After Wu Kong gave him a hard knock, he was looking forward to the adventure of reaching the Fried Bread Mountain.。。
This chapter has more than 10,000 words. I'm very satisfied. I'll answer the audience's questions. I hope everyone will actively reply.。He would actively reply to the post, or else he would lose his motivation.。。
(1) The title of this article is a different Wukong, and he is not completely like the scum of the 13th universe. I want to create a Saiyan with feelings. Perhaps he was not a martial arts fanatic, but he was an insignificant person who had feelings for his family and Earth.
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