What the hell was going on?
Where did the yellow come from? A colored liquid?
Why does this thing look like urine?
Soon, a pungent smell rushed into the air along with the breeze, and everyone present almost vomited from the smell.
F * ck, it was really urine!
Behind Jin Junmian, the Long-Haired Pig stuck out its leg for some reason.
Who can tell me why pigs pee like dogs?
It was like rain, drenching Pure Gold Junmian's body.
"F * ck ~"
After the Long Fur Pig finished peeing, its body trembled and it let out a proud roar.
Flirtatious, it was really too flirtatious!
Everyone looked at Jin Junmian sympathetically.
"Oh my god, is the long-haired pig crazy? My Jin Junmian oppa!”
"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. Your oppa's face was peed on by a Pokémon.”
"Poor child, why are you acting tough? Isn't it good to be alive?”
"I don't know if it's my imagination, but why do I smell such a strong stench?”
"This live broadcast room not only has color, but also taste.”
......
Countless people burst out laughing at this scene.
When Jin Junmian defeated his opponent, he was in high spirits and had a pretentious expression on his face. However, in the next moment, he was drenched in urine by the Long-Haired Pig.
Even if he washed himself clean in the future, everyone would remember that he had been drenched in the urine of a long-haired pig. It was really disgusting.
It could be said that Jin Junmian's future was ruined.
Bian Baixian's expression was unsightly. He was a little obsessed with cleanliness, and the filth on Jin Junmian's body was simply beyond his tolerance limit. He wondered if he should kick Jin Junmian out of the team.
If Jin Junmian knew what his captain was thinking, he would definitely curse.
In fact, he was already cursing. After he reacted, his anger instantly exploded.
Wasn't the Long-Haired Pig his elf? He actually peed on me?
Heavens! How could it do such a thing?
Especially when the stench of urine rushed into his nose between breaths. That feeling was really humiliating.
" Damned beast! What are you doing? I'm going to kill you!"
Jin Junmian let out a fierce roar, but he choked halfway because he saw the Long-haired Pig snort and point its gleaming tusks at him, as if saying, What, you want to make a move?
If he had to be crazy to fight Pokémon, a few lives wouldn't be enough.
His only rationality allowed him to forcefully suppress his raging emotions. He wiped his body randomly and raised his head to look at the opposite side."Which one of you is going up? Hurry up!"
He no longer cared about his manners. He just wanted to quickly end the battle and go back to take a good shower.
At this moment, the North Korean team had yet to compete, including Jin Yuji, Park Yinmei, two girls, and a fatty.
"I'll go first."
Jin Yuji said after a moment of hesitation. She was wearing a black one-piece dress that accentuated her voluptuous figure. It was very popular, causing many wolf friends in the live broadcast room to cry out.
In comparison, the university student Park Yinmei looked much younger. She looked at Jin Yuji's figure enviously and asked curiously,""Aren't you afraid? That Long Fur Pig is very powerful."
"I'm not afraid!" Jin Yuji shook her head.
"Why?"
"Uh, as long as you face the president every day, I don't think you'll be afraid.”
Fatty Jin, who was lying beside him, was speechless.
F * ck, what did he mean?
How am I like that pig?
"Shana!"
All of a sudden, the crowd heard a voice that sounded like the cry of an oriole. A fairy that was about the same height as Jin Yuji appeared in front of her.
Her body was white, and she looked like she was wearing an elegant dance evening gown. The inside of the skirt was green. Her curly hair extended all the way to the bottom of her head. The arm was green, and there was no obvious boundary between it and the hand. The fingers were long and slender, and they were connected to the hand as if they were wearing gloves. There were fin-shaped horns on the chest and back, and the spiky structure on the face was like wearing a ball mask.
Such a beautiful little elf made everyone's eyes widen.
"Heavens, it's so beautiful!"
"Eh, why is a girl also an elf?”
"Girl my ass, that's Shanaiduo!!”
"Where's the Pokémon God? Hurry up and report the information!”
"Sorry, I was too engrossed to remember. This little elf is called Shanaiduo. It is about 1.6 meters tall and weighs 48 kilograms. It is the same as a normal human and has a Race Value of 518. It is an extremely rare superpower and a double attribute fairy. Oh right, in the world of Pokémon, there were news reports of someone marrying Shanaiduo.”
"Married? How f * cking brave, daring to cross the boundaries of races.”
"I dare too. When I see her, I find that inflatable girlfriends are boring.”
In an instant, countless viewers exclaimed in admiration. Even the female audience was conquered. It could be seen how charming Shanaiduo was.
Jin Yuji was the most surprised. She never expected her fairy to be Shanaiduo. She subconsciously called out,""Shanaiduo?"
"Shana?"
On the other side, the Korean team was worried. They were also very familiar with Shanaiduo. She had superpowers and the double attributes of a fairy. It could be said that she was the most difficult to deal with among all the attributes. Unless they had a ghost or a steel-type elf, it would be difficult to defeat her.
"So what if it's Sanaiduo? People who don't know how to use it are still rookies.”
Jin Junmian was extremely jealous. Look at how obedient and cute other people's sprites were, but his own one was peeing on him. It was unfair!
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became. He shouted,"Long-haired pig, ram!"
However, the long-haired pig ignored him and leisurely basked in the sun.
This was awkward.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Jin Yuji had Shanaiduo use Hypnosis. An invisible wave shot towards the Long-Haired Pig, and it fell asleep in a few seconds. Then, a mental force determined the winner.
Looking at the Long-Furred Pig with its eyes popping out, Jin Junmian was filled with grievance and confusion. Why did the Long-Furred Pig suddenly not listen to his commands?
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