Warlord of the Movie Plane
11 Which one of you is a virgin? Give me some pee!

Brother Pa

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Yang Lang and Ying Zi leaned against the side of the entrance steps. Each of them held a shield from hundreds of years ago, blocking the side and the top of their heads respectively. Then, he shouted to Hu Bayi," We're done. You guys can start!”

Fatty Wang seemed to have seen something funny. He pointed at Yang Lang, who was covered by the shield, and said to Hu Bayi," Brother Yang is so afraid of death, yet he still dares to fight us!”

"Only those who have been on the battlefield know the value of life.”Hu Bayi gave Yang Lang an excuse that left him speechless.

Fatty Wang shook his head and pressed the button on the wall.

"Kada." The same sound as the previous few times was heard.

"Sigh, isn't it ten thousand arrows fired at the same time? Where are the arrows?" Fatty Wang had just finished shouting when the entire tomb began to shake. The dust that had accumulated in every corner for hundreds of years was shaken off with a rustling sound.

"Get down!" Hu Bayi pressed Fatty Wang on the back of his neck and pressed him to the ground.

"Whoosh!" "Whoosh!" "Whoosh!" "Xiu! Swoosh! Arrows with blue light shot out diagonally from every corner like locusts. It hit the bluestone wall and made a "ding ding""ding ding" sound.

"F * ck, I knew there were crossbow bolts!”Yang Lang felt the force coming from the shield and said to Yingzi who was lying on his lap.

"Fatty, where are you?"

"Old Hu! "I'm fine." Hearing Fatty's voice, Hu Bayi's heart finally settled. "Get up!"

"Brother Yang, it's alright! Come out!"

Yang Lang looked at the corroded shield and threw it aside. He patted Yingzi's head and said," Alright, it's fine!”

"Ah, it's over?" Yingzi raised her head and asked.

"We've finished shooting the arrows, it's time for us to get to work!”Yang Lang pulled Yingzi up.

" Oh my god, it was so f * cking exciting." Fatty Wang got up and patted the soil on his body." That feeling just now was like a hail of bullets."”

" It's too dangerous. Let's just take a few jars and leave," Hu Bayi advised.

"If you want to leave, leave. I haven't seen the treasure yet!”Fatty Wang reluctantly took the flashlight and walked towards the stone platform where the coffin was hidden. "Brother Yang, did you just say that the coffin is here? How accurate is that?"

"1,000 percent!" Yang Lang said.

Fatty Wang walked to the coffin with a flashlight and said with a smile,"This good thing must be in here!"”As he spoke, he was about to attack.

"Wait!" Hu Bayi pulled Fatty Wang back.

"No, it's already in front of you. Are we just going to let it go?" Fatty Wang asked hesitantly,"Brother Yang, you don't want to go back like this, right?"”

"I'm here to make a fortune. I won't let it go.”Yang Lang and Ying Zi walked to the coffin.

"Fatty, candles!"

" Hey." Fatty Wang handed the candle to Hu Bayi.

Brother Yang, what are you doing?" Yingzi tugged at Yang Lang's sleeve and asked.

"Oh, the devil blows the lamp. This was a thousand-year contract between the living and the dead!”Hu Bayi explained as he lit a candle.

"Light a candle in the southeast corner. Once the candle goes out, leave immediately. You can't take anything with you!”

"The rules of this industry are passed down for thousands of years. No exceptions are allowed!”

"Tsk tsk tsk, stop talking nonsense. I was hoping that there would be treasures inside!”Fatty Wang said as he took out the shovel and wanted to switch it on!

Yang Lang suddenly thought of something and stopped them.”

"Come over first!" Yang Lang walked to a corner and said to Ying Zi," Ying Zi, load the bullets. It might be useful later."”

"Oh, I know!"

"About that." Yang Lang paused and said," I think it's not safe to rely on the black donkey hoof alone. Therefore, he suddenly thought of something that could ward off evil spirits. If the man inside was angry, she could even help him reduce his fever!”

"What?" Fatty asked.

"Child urine!" After Yang Lang finished speaking, he held a wine bottle in his hand and looked at the two of them. Give me some!"

"You don't?" Hu Bayi looked at Yingzi and said embarrassedly,"Our sister is here, and you want us to pee!"?”

" I have no choice." Yang Lang shrugged." I was no longer a virgin a few years ago!”Of course, in the 21st century, how many people were still virgins over the age of 20? It was said that virgins could only be found in primary school!

" Uh…" Fatty Wang looked at Hu Bayi." You do it!"”

Hu Bayi said unwillingly," Alright, I'll do it." Go and find something in the coffin later!”

"Hehe, no problem!"

"Brother Hu, Brother Yang, what are you doing?”Yingzi walked over with a gun in her hand and asked.

Hu Bayi took the bottle of wine and walked into the burial chamber.

Fatty Wang jumped onto the stone platform and looked at the coffin. We'll know everything once we open it!”

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