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13 Immortals were equivalent to paupers!

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It was past midnight. In the countryside, everyone would have slept for a few hours. However, in the city, this time was just the beginning for those night owls.

At this moment, at a supper stall on the outskirts of the business street not far from the Royal Water Luxury Mansion, four out of five people were eating and drinking.

Li Yu was being deceived.

What's going on? Although it's my treat, you don't have to do this, right?

Looking at the way they ate, why did they all look like they had escaped from Africa?

"Boss, give me another 100 skewers of mutton. Also, hurry up and serve the grilled fish.”

Before Xie Kun could swallow the food in his mouth, he turned his head and shouted at the couple who were busy cooking in front of the stove…

"Yes, yes! Do you have crayfish? Give me one or two catties first! By the way, give me two more boxes of beer!" Beside Xie Kun, a man in his thirties who looked like a greasy uncle also spoke.

Hearing this, Li Yu looked at him strangely.

Because everyone had introduced themselves, Li Yu knew that he was the Si Yu Dragon God who was in charge of Star City and its surrounding areas.

The other one was Wang Ji, the God of Wealth who was in charge of Star City.

The old man in charge of marriage in Star City, Kong Xing.

They were all immortals, and their senses were extremely sensitive.

Li Yu stared at him and he immediately knew. He looked up at Li Yu and said,

"Haha! Brother Li, thank you for your hospitality, but Old Wang said that you won't be short of money for the rest of your life. You can't bear to let your brothers eat more, right?”

Obviously, he did not understand why Li Yu was looking at him.

However, he did not understand. As bystanders, the other three basically understood Li Yu's thoughts.

"Haha, Old Guang, don't talk nonsense. I've seen Brother Li's wealth. He's already as thick as a bucket. How much crayfish can you eat? It's just a drop in the ocean.

Brother Li, I think it's strange that you, the Dragon King, want to eat prawns, right?”

Wang Ji's last words were directed at Li Yu.

" Hehe, right. It's said that shrimp soldiers and crab generals are the soldiers of the Dragon Palace, so I'm a little..."

"Soldiers, my ass. Just tell people that dogs are human's good friends, but look at the people around the supper stall. There are so many dog meat sellers and dog meat eaters!”

Xie Kun didn't even raise his head as he ate and drank. He only spoke in a disdainful tone that Li Yu could easily understand.

"Alright then! In that case, Boss, get me another big turtle. Also, bring me the octopus and squid!”

Li Yu instantly let go. Seafood in the mainland represented one word: "expensive"!

In the past, Li Yu could only dream of eating these things. But now that he had five million, he had to try something new.

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In the next hour or two, the supper stall basically didn't serve any other customers. Just Li Yu and the other five people had enough plates and bamboo sticks to fill two buckets.

Li Yu burped as he touched his bloated stomach. He felt a little dizzy. Then, he looked at the four people who were still eating with all their might. With the help of the alcohol, Li Yu asked the question that had been hidden in his heart.

"Big brothers, let me ask you a sudden question. You are all immortals, but why do I feel that you are living a little miserably?”

Li Yu had wanted to ask this question since the beginning.

One of them was dressed like a flower, while the other three were dressed like flowers.

The Dragon God and the God of Wealth were better dressed.

However, Yue Lao was even worse off. Not only was he old, but his clothes had also become tattered.

When Li Yu met him just now, he was afraid that a gust of wind would blow his clothes away.

Li Yu's words seemed to have magic in them. Instantly, the four people who were still trying hard to eat and drink slowed down.

Elder Yue, Kong Xing, put down the bamboo stick in his hand and looked at Li Yu with a bitter smile."Little brother, you're new to the industry. You don't know the difficulties of us immortals.”

"Look at me. I'm in charge of the marriage affairs in Star City. Every day, I have to constantly flip through the marriage register and sort out the red strings.

But now who knows my toil?

All of them had the surname Cupid.

In real life, even if you look at the pictures posted on the internet, they are all about love and piercing the heart with an arrow. When has there ever been a post about Hong Xian and Yue Lao?

Sigh! Foreign monks were so good at chanting scriptures! I won't hide it from you. I don't even have a temple now, let alone incense and offerings.

In this situation, where would I find food? Where did he get the clothes?

Now, I'm wandering around every day, wandering around, living my life. One word can describe it: bitter!”

Yue Lao said bitterly, but Li Yu did not understand.

"Are you all immortals with divine power? No matter how bad it was, it wouldn't have ended up like this, right?”

At this moment, Xie Kun, who was no better than Yue Lao, spoke up.

"Sigh! Although we have magic power, there are strict restrictions on the use of magic power in the human world!”

"To put it simply, you can't use your magic power to interfere with mortals!”

"What about yourself?" Li Yu asked.

When he said this, his eyes were obviously staring at their clothes.

"It's no problem for me to use it on myself!" Yue Lao continued,"But that kind of spell is actually a cover-up. The feeling inside is actually still your own tattered clothes."

Moreover, maintaining this spell for a long time is also very tiring. We are already so miserable, how can we still have the mood to pay attention to this every day!”

At this moment, Ao Guang also added," I might be the only one doing well here, but I'm not that strong.

The Heavenly Court drew a place for me, so I could only wander around Xiang Province.

There was no sea here, and the rivers and lakes weren't particularly big. Usually, they could only try their luck and see if there were any parallel products in those small lakes and shallow rivers.

If there was, he would fish it up and exchange it for some money to spend.

However, this kind of thing with unknown origin could not make a fortune. It was often eaten!”

Li Yu was speechless. After two seconds of silence, he stared at the God of Wealth.

"Don't look at me. Just like Ao Guang said, I'm actually worse off than him. Don't think that I'm the God of Wealth, but even if I'm the God of Wealth, I can't increase my own fortune!

For example, even if I know where to pick up money every day, can I pick it up?

Strictly speaking, I'm just a worker holding down the fortune book. I can't make a single mistake, or else the rules of heaven won't be a joke!”

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