There’s a prodigal in the Tang Empire
5 The sudden coquettish laughter broke everyone’s waists

Ximing Lon

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Zhangsun Chong was extremely frustrated. He was so angry that he took a sip of wine and looked at Li Chenyang with a more vicious gaze.

Yun tugged at Li Chenyang's sleeve and reminded him,""Young Master, his eyes are so scary!”

Li Chenyang gave her a warm smile, telling her not to worry.

The system's voice suddenly sounded in his mind.

"Host, because the weather is too hot, the system went to the system planet to enjoy the air conditioning, so I didn't have time to give you the novice gift bag.”

Li Chenyang couldn't help but ask,"The system is afraid of heat too?"”

The system was a little unhappy and snorted.

" The host is strictly prohibited from looking down on the system world…"

Li Chenyang immediately stopped the system's ridicule. He always remembered that his health condition was a dangerous reality. He did not forget the shame of his penis being shorter than a fingernail.

"Hurry up and give out the System Newbie Gift Bag so that I can squander as soon as possible.”

Ding-dong. The host has received a Mind Control Sticker. Duration: 5 minutes.

Ding-dong. The host has obtained Expert Eyes. Duration: 3 minutes.

Ding-dong. The host has received one Viagra. You know the time limit.

What do I know!

Li Chenyang was speechless. He felt helpless about the shamelessness of the system.

At this time, he was actually giving out a Viagra. What was Viagra?

The legendary Brother Wei!

This body of mine that is about to go to hell to play mahjong with the King of Hell, this thing is not a pleasure pill but a death talisman!

Besides, do I need this thing? I don't know that in the 21st century, I'm the famous Shen University's Seven Times in One Night Man! Did he need this thing?

The System laughed coldly." Don't talk nonsense, virgin boy. You can fool others, but can you fool this System?"”

Li Chenyang was speechless.

Li Chenyang focused his eyes but couldn't see anything clearly!

He, who was short-sighted, wanted to cry.

Hearing this, everyone revealed a smile that all men understood. For a moment, the hall was filled with laughter.

Everyone laughed happily, but the auctioneer couldn't laugh at all.

Why?

No one was bidding!

If this thing was sold privately, it would definitely be popular.

But in front of so many people, no one would open their mouths!

Li Chenyang looked around and then glanced at Zhangsun Chong, who was drunk on his left. Li Chenyang thought of a good idea.

He had Yun 'er raise the bidding board high and said in a deep voice,""Ten strings!"

"Hahaha…"

"The Third Young Master of the Li family looks sick. As expected, he can't do it down there!”

"You're such a disgrace to us men!"

The mocking voices came from Zhangsun Chong's lackeys.

Of course, the rest of the people did not dare to say anything insulting to the son of the prime minister.

However, their flushed faces betrayed them.

Li Chenyang did not panic at all because he was confident that he could turn the situation around in a second.

" Let me remind you," he said solemnly." I'll offer ten strings of coins. If no one offers a higher price, then I'll give this elephant whip to Young Master Zhangsun. After all, he needs it!"”

What?

The crowd who had been trying hard to hold back their laughter could no longer hold it in when they saw Li Chenyang's sudden flirtatious behavior. They burst out laughing.

"Hahaha…"

"This is too funny. Third Young Master is really an interesting person.”

"Looking at Third Young Master's serious appearance, if I didn't know what happened, I would have thought that he really wanted the best for Young Master Zhangsun!”

"So it's Young Master Zhangsun who can't do it!”

Zhangsun Chong was so angry that his face turned purple. He threw the wine jar and cursed,"Who dares to be impudent?"

Everyone lowered their heads in silence when they saw Zhangsun Chong fly into a rage. No one dared to stand out and offend this future Prince Consort.

Zhangsun Chong finally regained some of his dignity. He immediately shouted proudly,"I'll give 20 strings of coins to buy this elephant whip for Li Chenyang.”

He wanted to use the same trick Li Chenyang had used to fight back, hoping to embarrass him.

However, this kind of thing was played by surprise. If he used the same trick again, everyone would be immune to it.

Li Chenyang used the same old trick. When he saw Zhangsun Chong fall into the trap, he pressed the bidding board firmly under his body.

He even pressed his butt against it, as if he was afraid that it would get up.

Zhangsun Chong knew that Li Chenyang was putting on a show for him. After thinking for a while, he realized that he had been fooled again. He gritted his teeth in anger and took another mouthful of wine.

At this moment, the system reminded him," Host, please pay attention to the time. There's still almost an hour before night falls. If the host doesn't successfully squander 10 strings, the host will lose 5 Health points!”

Li Chenyang broke out in a cold sweat after hearing that. He immediately gave up on teasing Zhangsun Chong. After all, his life was more important. There was no need to lose his life for him.

Li Chenyang wasn't sure why he was fighting with Zhangsun Chong. Perhaps it was because of Princess Changle, Li Lizhi.

Speaking of the devil, a group of Yulin Royal Guards rushed in and stood in two rows. Then, a eunuch's sharp voice sounded.

"Princess Chang Le has arrived!"

Li Chenyang struggled to get up. He wanted to see who Li Lizhi, who was so loved by the authors and readers, was to make them so fond of her.

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