The life I yearn for, the king of beasts
31 Creatures that live by acting cute

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The speed of a panda could surpass Liu Xiang's top speed on flat ground even in the mountainous area with an altitude of 2,000 meters.

It could also climb trees more than 20 meters high and play with three or four wolves as cushions. Its bite force was second only to polar bears and was on par with brown bears.

An adult panda had almost no natural enemies in nature, but such an awesome animal now relied on acting cute to survive... Of course, this was referring to the pandas in the zoo!

Although it was exaggerated, the combat power of adult pandas could not be underestimated, especially wild giant pandas.

Now, the giant panda that was blocked by the big white goose and the little husky in the courtyard of the small bamboo house was obviously a wild one.

It was fierce and had almost killed Little H with one paw. Now, facing the big white goose and Little Husky, who were much smaller than it, the fat panda seemed very confident.

The husky and the big white goose were stunned by its words. After all, the husky followed Xiang Yu all day and knew more dialect.

" Woof, woof!" It turned to the big white goose and said," Big White, this damn fatty called us idiots…"

The big white goose flew into a rage." Oh, oh, you bastard! You have guts! If I don't beat your sh * t out today, I'll count it as your sh * t being clean…"

The gangster goose, which had just beaten up the crew members of the Yearning Film crew in the afternoon, flapped its wings and stretched its neck, roaring as it pincered the fat panda.

The fat panda shouted," Awoo! What are you doing? What are you doing? I'm a panda! You dare to fight with me? When I carried your mother, awoo…"

The big white goose used first-class speed and accurately clamped its beak on the fat panda's body.

The fat panda suffered a loss from its arrogance. It cried out in pain and stretched out its claws to catch the big white goose. However, it was extremely agile. It shrunk its neck to dodge and then quickly clamped on the fat panda's body...

" Awoo, you son of a b * tch, how dare you pinch me? I'm so tender that you'll die…" A panda and a gangster goose started fighting.

The gangster goose was indeed an experienced killer. It moved very quickly, and with its wings, it could control its position. Its long neck was like a poisonous snake that kept pinching the fat panda's body, making it scream.

Even though the fat panda was being clamped so badly, it would not let go of the corn cob in its arms. Its left claw gripped the corn cob tightly, and its right claw waved wildly in an attempt to grab the gangster goose.

It only succeeded once, catching the gangster goose. However, the gangster goose was also a bachelor. It struggled desperately and was scratched by the fat panda.

The husky boy saw the opportunity and jumped onto the back of the fat panda. He punched at the back of the fat panda.

" Awoo, you son of a b * tch, you're really strong. Come down…" The husky was caught by it and fell to the ground with a thud.

Little H was almost killed by this force.

However, Little Husky was different. It had been transformed by the Water of Life. Although it hurt, it did not hurt its bones. In the blink of an eye, it got up on its own.

At this moment, the oriole also began to attack. It pounced straight at the fat panda's face, its claws and sharp beak greeting the fat panda's eyes. The little white snake jumped out of the flowers and wrapped around the fat panda's leg. It pulled...

" Plop…" The fat panda smashed a pile of potted plants. The little husky and the big white goose pounced on it and chased after it fiercely…

The fat panda was beaten until it was looking for its teeth. It did not dare to open its eyes. The little oriole could blind its eyes, so it could only wave its claws and dance around. What was worth noting was that its left claw had been protecting the corn cob tightly, refusing to let go...

The big white goose was satisfied and pinched the fat panda dozens of times." Cuckoo, come on, come and fight. F * ck your mother. Fight horizontally with me. I won't clamp you to death…"

The battle calmed down one after another. The fat panda was beaten until it could not raise its head. It simply curled up into a ball and hugged its head with the corn cob, exposing its fat and round butt. No matter how the big white goose clamped it, it did not care.

When Xiang Yu brought Reba, Little Gu, and Teacher Huang back to the small bamboo house, Little Husky and the rest had already taken control of the scene. The big white goose was still pinching the fat panda.

When they saw the scene in the courtyard clearly, the group of people was stunned.

"Wow, is that a panda?" Reba shouted excitedly.

"D * mn, it's really a panda? Isn't our village too rich? There are national treasures?" Teacher He exclaimed.

Wang Zhengyu had already contacted the higher-ups.

This matter was too serious.

A national treasure!

No one would have thought that a national treasure would appear during the recording of the program!

Xiang Yu called out, and the gangster goose stopped attacking. It spread its wings and cried out angrily around the fat panda.

" Cuckoo, come on, weakling. Come and fight. F * ck your mother. If you fight me twice, I'll clamp you to death…"

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