100-year-old panda
19 It exploded on the spot! 1

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In the infirmary, Ye Bai was lying on the bed while Didi Reba carefully sat down beside the bed.

She was like a sister-in-law who gave her brother-in-law half P shares.

However, this brother-in-law was a little old, and he had even crossed species.

Ding ding ding dang dang…

Ye Bai stared at the music program on the television and watched a group of martial artists wearing hot pants and revealing midriffs dancing the Guanyin lotus pose on the stage. They even sat and swayed back and forth, and their hands even made X-tube-like movements. However, she felt a lot calmer.

Old Master, I'm too Buddhist!

Beside him, Didireba was staring at Ye Bai in a daze, his eyes flickering with an inquisitive look.

……

……

Team Leader Zhang left with the investigation team. Dean Cen endured the pain in his balls and sent them away with the senior management of the sanatorium.

After sending the investigation team away, he quickly returned to his office and pressed the switch to call his female secretary in.

"Hurry up! Give me a check-up. I'm in so much pain!”

Cen Rensheng stood straight.

When the female secretary walked in and saw this scene, she couldn't bear to look at it anymore. Then, a fake look of concern appeared on her delicate face.

"Director, what happened to you?”

However, after about two minutes, he opened his eyes. His eyes were filled with confusion.

"Why is there no reaction at all? I won't be crippled by that old man, right?”

As he spoke, he sounded like he was about to cry.

I'm only in my forties, and I'm in a high position.

There were at least three or four women like this secretary, but if he couldn't lift it up, everything would be over!

At the thought of this, Cen Rensheng became more and more afraid.

"It's over! The dean has been crippled!"

The female secretary's heart skipped a beat. She felt a little relieved, but more than that, she felt disappointed.

After trying for a while, Cen Rensheng still did not feel any reaction.

His mentality exploded!

"Pa!"

With a crisp sound, five fingerprints appeared on the female secretary's face, and Cen Rensheng's palm was also covered in a layer of white dust.

"Get out!"

He pointed at the door with a gloomy face and shouted.

The female secretary covered her swollen face and stood up in a sorry state. She ran out in her high heels.

"Don't let me hear any rumors. Otherwise, you know the consequences!”

Cen Rensheng's sinister voice rang out, causing the female secretary to tremble. At the same time, a strange thought arose in her heart.

Why did it feel like the dean's voice was not much different from Yue Buqun's on TV?

"Bang!"

With a dull thud, the door closed.

Instantly.

Cen Rensheng broke down.

He hugged his knees and fell to the ground weakly, wailing.

I don't want to be crippled like this!

He hammered the ground frantically, but he still felt that his thing was like a dead snake. There was no reaction.

It exploded on the spot!

……

……

Cen Rensheng exploded on the spot. He hadn't seen anyone for two to three days, and all kinds of rumors were spreading in the sanatorium.

However, it could be summarized in three words.

He was crippled!

The news that he had angrily scolded Didireba in the infirmary, and then Ye Bai had given him a panda groping, and even caused Ye Bai to hurt his arm because of it couldn't be hidden.

Therefore, when the word " eunuch " was pinned on his forehead, it also helped Ye Bai's reputation.

In the past, the people in the sanatorium called him Old Master Teng, Old Master, Mascot, and all sorts of nicknames.

But now, he had two more nicknames.

He reached for his crotch.

And executioners.

The first one was more straightforward, while the second one was a little more elegant. The executioner of castration was more in line with the public's taste.

As for what Cen Rensheng had gone to do, it was easy to guess with one's feet. This fellow must have gone to see an andrology doctor to save his happiness in his later years.

Ye Bai, on the other hand, had a peaceful life during these two to three days.

The initial torment made him understand one thing.

He couldn't do unhealthy things without a goal. He had to have a goal and choose the most cost-effective thing to do.

For example, second-hand smoke. Grandma's lungs were so big that her brain was dizzy.

He had earned a few hours of lifespan, but in the end, he had only spent a few hours in a daze on the bed. The gains did not make up for the losses.

"I have to give full play to my intelligence and think of something that is more cost-effective to do so as to match my smart character!”

Ye Bai sat on a bench in the garden. There was no one within a 50-meter radius.

Ever since he fainted from second-hand smoke, the old smokers in the sanatorium were afraid of him.

Every time he appeared, no one would smoke. Even if they had just lit up, they would definitely put it out first.

Unknowingly, he had actually changed the atmosphere of the sanatorium.

However, he was very troubled now. How could he do something more cost-effective to extend his life?

Leaning against the bench, he started to daydream.

Suddenly!

A thought flashed through his mind.

"Hehehehe…"

A rippling smile appeared on his old face, instantly causing the surrounding old men and women to feel a chill.

Heavens!

What does this old man want to do now?

, tickets,

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