Journey to the West, Laozi is a Jade Rabbit
37 Rabbits as toilet bowls

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Marshal Tianpeng wanted to wake up earlier, but he was too tired yesterday. He couldn't get out of bed. His underlings called out a few times and got beaten up a few times before he got up and rushed over. In the end, it was still too late. The most important thing to gain face was to invite the favorite disciple of the Puhua Heavenly Venerate, the Eight-sided Cloud Thunder General. He could not help but feel a little distressed. He swore that he would wake up earlier next time!

" Uh-huh…" Qin Shou coughed dryly.

Looking at Marshal Tianpeng like this, Qin Shou finally believed in one sentence. Those who fell into love, regardless of whether they were gods or idiots, would always be idiots in the end! This was especially true for this kind of unrequited love guy. He was basically stupid from the beginning to the end.

Marshal Tianpeng then went to the back of the Moon Palace. He turned from a lazy pig to a diligent bull. He cast spells, activated formations, and gathered lightning to form spiritual energy. He did everything cleanly. He walked away in a light and airy manner…

In reality…

" This guy's brain must be a little weak…" Chang'e said.

Qin Shou said," Who cares what they lack? In any case, from today onwards, we have our own Spiritual Herbal Gardens. In the future, we can plant whatever we want. This is a beautiful day!"”

After saying that, Chang'e carried Qin Shou and ran away.

However, he couldn't just return like this. Marshal Canopy pondered. No, he had to find an opportunity to go back and see the results.

Up until now, Marshal Canopy still didn't understand. He was a man, so the rabbit was also a male…

However, Marshal Tianpeng quickly forgot about this. He received the Jade Emperor's imperial edict when he returned to the navy and was sent to train in the depths of the Milky Way.

Qin Shou didn't expect this. He thought that he would have to deal with Marshal Canopy later, but it seemed like everything was fine.

Thus, Qin Shou and Chang'e began to live a relaxed life on the moon. They played chess, chatted, and watched the changes in the mainland together. Chang'e would occasionally make black food. When neither of them dared to eat it, Qin Shou would give it to Wu Gang to eat. After confirming that Wu Gang would not die, he would come back and study how to improve it.

So, Wu Gang started to wander around the entrance of the Moon Palace from time to time. He was holding an axe in his hand, and his eyes were red…

In fact, it was just a small matter for neighbors…

In the blink of an eye, the Mid-Autumn Festival had arrived.

In front of him, the darn rabbit had carved an extremely smooth, jade-like white stone. After carving for a long time, it had created something strangely shaped.

If there were Earthlings here, they would definitely recognize that this was a standard toilet bowl! It was still a toilet!

However, immortals were destined not to use these things. What immortals ate was basically food that was produced by immortal spiritual energy. When these foods entered the stomach, they became pure immortal spiritual energy and dissipated without leaving any residue.

Qin Shou made this thing purely for fun.

"This is a new invention of mine, but you and I won't be able to use it. I'll give it to someone else in the future.”Qin Shou replied casually.

"Giving this thing away? "There's no Immortal Qi at all, and there's no array formation to support it…" Chang'e looked disgusted.

"Who told you that it's not a good thing if you don't have immortal spirit energy?" Qin Shou asked. Gifts were given with sincerity, but where did the sincerity come from? Of course, it was creativity! If this thing was placed in the mortal world, it would be a treasure that could change the world. You see, it's always convenient for people to eat grains, right? Squatting was tiring, but sitting on it was so comfortable…Besides, after using the toilet, he could press the switch and the water would come out, washing everything away. It's so clean and sanitary…"

Qin Shou thought for a moment. It seemed like he knew quite a number of people, but he could only remember two names. Those who had an impression of him were even fewer. Taibai Jinxing was one of them, whether he was willing or not. The Eight Immortals were eight, Marshal Tianpeng was one, and the others were three. Wu Gang was one of them, and Ji Gong was another if he hadn't been killed by Erlang Shen.

However, it seemed that these immortals did not need this thing.

"Let's see who's sending who off…" Qin Shou sighed.

"I'm warning you, today is the Mid-Autumn Festival. The moon will be very low. People in the Earth Immortal Realm can see the osmanthus tree on the moon as long as they have good eyesight! Besides, my Moon Palace has a magnifying effect. When the time comes, your every move will be seen by the people below. Although they can't see it clearly, it's not a problem to see a blurry shadow outline. "Don't do anything rash…" Chang'e warned.

Qin Shou knew that this day was basically Chang'e's festival because she flew to the moon on this day. It was not strange to receive such treatment. However, when he thought about how those guys below were bored and openly peeping, he was 120 times displeased…

Qin Shou looked at the toilet bowl he invented. If he couldn't give it away, it was useless…Suddenly, his interest waned and he ran back to sleep.

He was probably the only one who understood his motive for making the toilet bowl. It was a sacrifice and nostalgia for the past 20 years.

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