Journey to the West, Laozi is a Jade Rabbit
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"Nothing. You brought me here from another space-time. You should give me an explanation, right?”Qin Shou hopped over to the osmanthus tree and bit down on it. Then, under Wu Gang's surprised gaze, he actually bit off a large piece of bark! Then, he ate it!

"Oh, as expected, this thing is a little hard and doesn't taste good, but it still has some spiritual energy.”Qin Shou evaluated.

Wu Gang laughed." As expected of the Sky-Swallowing Rabbit. The Osmanthus Tree King's body is as tough as steel. Even a Zenith Heaven Golden Immortal couldn't hurt it. Yet, you managed to bite a hole in it. Tsk tsk…Unfortunately, you're a sickly person. Otherwise, if you grew up, you might be able to regain the glory of your ancestors."”

"Ancestor my ass! If they were really that f * cking awesome, they wouldn't have all died. I'm the only one left. Don't change the topic. Xiao Gang, shouldn't you give me some compensation? In the other world, I was a powerful person with many wives and concubines. I lived on the island of the dead and took a private plane. Interstellar travel was not a problem.”Qin Shou thought to himself. It was not the same time and space anyway, so who knew who? Bragging! The more he boasted, the more the other party owed him!

"Tsk, you make it sound like it's true." Wu Gang said. However, if you really want to find the person responsible, don't look for me. At that time, I used a corner of the apricot yellow flag left behind by the Three Pure Ones Sage in the human world. It was only successful with my magic. In terms of karma, the Three Pure Sages also have karma. Do you want to ask him for compensation?”

"Yes!" Qin Shou said. Why not? However, I can't fly, so I can't go or see him. Anyway, I can only catch you now!"

"What if I don't?" Wu Gang raised his head, looking as if he was saying,"What can you do to me?"

Qin Shou chuckled." Fine, I won't give it to you. At most, when Venus comes next time, I'll say that you peeked at Chang'e bathing!"”

Qin Shou had only said it casually, but he had directly hit Wu Gang's soft spot. Although he didn't see anything, he still took action. If he was found out, he would be in trouble! He had already provoked the hot-tempered Flame Emperor of Fire Cloud Palace, and now he had provoked the Great Ruler of the Three Thousand Worlds, the Jade Emperor. If that happened, he would probably have to spend the rest of his life chopping trees. If he did not do well, he would suffer even more!

When Qin Shou saw Wu Gang's panicked expression, his heart trembled." F * ck! Was this guy really peeping?

Thinking about it carefully, this possibility was extremely high! This man and woman were alone on the same moon. An old virgin who had been around for thousands of years would even dare to do it with a sow, let alone Chang'e who was peerless in beauty! What more peeping?

When he thought about how his inexplicable transmigration was actually this guy's masterpiece, Qin Shou immediately used his rich imagination and reasoning, and he actually guessed it correctly. He sneered,"Hmph, hmph, there's still the matter of killing the rabbit to silence him…"

"Don't talk nonsense. I'm only going to visit Fairy Chang'e. What can I see from the window? "Other than the screen, there's still a screen…" Wu Gang immediately realized that he had let the cat out of the bag and quickly pretended to be fierce."Aren't you afraid that I'll kill Rabbit again?”

Qin Shou crossed his arms and leaned against the osmanthus tree. With a crack, he bit off another piece of bark. After eating it, he narrowed his eyes and said disdainfully,"Little brat, if you have the ability, can you get another piece of the Apricot Yellow Flag fragment? Do you think that's an osmanthus tree? It's all over the ground?"

Qin Shou said," Give me 100,000 to 80,000 years 'worth of cultivation power. Then, give me all kinds of divine powers. I don't need to be too strong. I just need to be able to defeat the Jade Emperor."”

" Plop…" Wu Gang's legs went limp as he pointed at Qin Shou and cursed,""You arrogant rabbit, do you know what kind of existence the Jade Emperor is? He ruled over the 3,000 worlds and lived above the 33 heavens. He was below the Three Pure Ones and above the Four Commanders. He had experienced 1,750 tribulations and one tribulation had lasted 129,600 years! You want to compete with him? You should just kill me."

Qin Shou rolled his eyes at Wu Gang and said," Look at you. You're so useless. You're already like this with an analogy. How much more can you be?" The Jade Emperor is so fierce, but he was still beaten up by the monkey…"

"What? What monkey?" Wu Gang asked.

Qin Shou immediately knew that he had let the cat out of the bag and corrected himself,"Last night, I dreamed that the Jade Emperor was beaten up by a monkey. What can you teach me?"

Wu Gang got up." You're a rabbit with an open mouth. You'd better be careful in the future. Don't talk nonsense." This Heavenly Court is an unreasonable place. If the Jade Emperor hears this, you'll suffer! Those who suffer are behind."

It was a pity that he was being watched by that person in Fire Cloud Palace. If he did that, he would really be courting death…

"With that lousy body of yours, if you want to die, I can teach you a thousand or eight hundred years of cultivation."”

Qin Shou grinned. He knew that his body could not withstand any more power. What he needed was insufficient innate vitality, not to increase his cultivation.

Wu Gang saw that Qin Shou didn't say anything and knew that Qin Shou understood his meaning. He didn't explain further and continued,""I can see that you have the power of the [Eight-Nine Arcane Art] in your body, and you've already reached the initial level. This is already your limit. Don't cultivate anymore in the future. You came to find me to find a way to use it, right? You won't be able to use any spells that are too profound, so I'll teach you a few commonly used spells.”

After Wu Gang finished speaking, he tapped Qin Shou's glabella. Qin Shou's mind immediately gained some knowledge. The Immobilizing Spell, the Invisibility Spell, and the Cloud Riding Spell.

"Just three?" Qin Shou shouted in dissatisfaction.

"Be content. It's enough that you can understand the Three Gates now. Your Eight Nine Mysteries is a body-refining divine art. Your body is the most powerful weapon. When you fight with someone, you don't need any other spells. Just charge forward and bite him with your Heaven-Devouring Rabbit's strongest weapon, the big teeth. You have an 80% chance of winning if you're at the same level.”Wu Gang said.

Qin Shou's face was instantly filled with black lines. Other people used weapons, Dharma treasures, and divine arts in battles. When it came to him, he could only bite! F * ck, I'm a rabbit, not a dog!

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