In Tonight 80's, which advocated for light words and pleasure, Li Haoran used the broadcast method of Central TV to speak, just like how he spoke seriously during the live news broadcast. It gave people a strong sense of difference and made people want to laugh.
"This is the first time that the Spring Festival Gala broadcast that I've long been bored of is actually quite popular!”
"Did you guys notice that Central TV hosts are all very talented? Li Haoran can switch between all sorts of channels at will. He's serious when he's broadcasting the news, his blood is boiling when he's criticizing the Koreans, his emotions are deep when he's singing, and now he's acting like a slut.”
“666666”
"The scholars from Peking University have brought us so much harm!”
“……”
The comments were filled with ridicule and laughter. Li Haoran would not be interrupted after he entered the performance. He activated the Sound Immersion skill and continued to perform with a sense of immersion. It was even more surprising than his senior brother Sabaining's performance in his previous life.
"Is Bei Shang Guang Ai coming or not? Could he be a native of Beijing and Shanghai?”
His expression was questioning, but he shook his head firmly."Wrong, even the secretary wouldn't dare to say that. Who are you going to tell if Beishang Guangai is coming or not? Ah!"
"Hehehe…Why are you so serious? We don't owe you money!"
Fatty Deeny, who was leaning on the sofa and watching the live broadcast on time, burst out laughing. He was leaning back on the coffee table. His face was white and translucent, and there was a black dog skin plaster on his forehead. He looked very sharp and shocking.
Li Haoran had given her the ointment, saying that it was effective in treating bruises. Fatty Di had tried it last night and it was very effective. For the sake of her beautiful face, even if the ointment was ugly, she would grit her teeth and stick it on her forehead. She would not take it off even when she went out to eat, attracting the attention of passers-by.
Fatty Deeny stared at the TV happily, thinking that this straight neighbor was really interesting!!
On the television, Li Haoran said in a rather annoyed tone,""So when I heard this question, I was furious. Who came up with such an illogical question?”
Pausing for a moment, he looked at Wang Zijian who was sitting at the side, pointed at him and shook his head,"They said it was Wang Zijian."
Wang Zijian looked as if he had been shot.
Li Haoran tilted his head and continued to ask himself,""When I thought about it, it made sense, because this question continued his usual style, right? I didn't know my place at all. I always looked superior. Because of my height, I didn't like others looking at me from above.”
Wang Zijian's acting skills were on top of him, and he looked like he was about to vomit blood. This made the bullet screen burst into laughter, and the interaction was unprecedentedly good.
"Wang Zijian: I was caught off guard by this attack. Why are you attacking me? Don't tell me that you're going to be angry| Are you addicted?"
"Hahahaha! Li Haoran's talk show rhythm was very good, and his expression was eye-catching!”
"Li Haoran is filthy! It's not easy for him to slander my young prince again!”
"I hate people who call themselves short at 1.8 meters!”
"I also hate 1.8 meters tall people who say that they are short!”
“……”
The audience burst into laughter. When Li Haoran said this, his expression was as disdainful as it could be. When he thought of the scene when he almost carried Wang Zijian to the center of the stage when he first appeared, the comments couldn't stop.
After despising Wang Zijian, Li Haoran turned to the audience and said seriously,""Also, there's the matter of whether or not Beishang Guangai will come.”
"Hahahahaha!"
Pressing his hand to make the audience quiet down, Li Haoran said with a good sense of rhythm,"But I think, my personal understanding is that I should ask myself if we want to stay in Beijing, Shanghai, and Guangzhou. Because the choice is in everyone's hands, like me, a veteran drifter…"
After saying that, Li Haoran pointed at himself and explained,"Of course, my drifting in the north is different from many other drifting in the north because I was forced to do so.”
Most of the audience hadn't realized that the Act Tough King was about to be born, and this part wasn't funny. They sat in their seats and waited for his performance. Then, they almost choked to death by Li Haoran, the Act Tough King.
"I didn't go on my own accord, because back then…Of course, I didn't do it to flatter or elevate myself…"
Li Haoran had a humble expression on his face when he said this. Some of the smarter audience members had already realized it and let out gasping cries.
……
"High energy ahead. Non-combatants, evacuate immediately. This is not a drill.”
"Everyone, fasten your seatbelts. I feel a nuclear warning ahead!!!”
"Li Haoran, you're just trying to flatter and elevate yourself…Please start your performance!”
“……”
As expected by the fans, after Li Haoran paused for a moment, his humble expression immediately became extremely smug. He pretended to be depressed and said,"Back then…because I was…guaranteed to go to university!”
After saying that, Li Haoran laughed slyly. Even though the viewers watching the live broadcast were mentally prepared, they still received a wave of 99999 damage and coughs.
It was eight o'clock in the evening, and the sky turned dark later in the summer, so most people ate late.
It was lunchtime, and Li Haoran's words made many of the audience who were drinking and eating choke. They could not take care of themselves, and tears flowed down their faces.
"I choked to death. I thought it was a sad story. I didn't expect the honest boy to be so mischievous!!”
"@ Li Jian, who sings folk songs next door and is guaranteed to be sent to Tsinghua University.”
“showtime！”
" I didn't say anything. Hammer him!!"
“……”
The bullet screen was filled with wails. Only the two great universities of Qingbei were awesome. Li Haoran's guaranteed admission to Peking University…The words 'guaranteed admission to Peking University' lingered in their minds. They couldn't even refute him. They could only launch the words 'hammer him' at the same time to let this guy understand that he shouldn't act tough. Acting tough would be struck by lightning.
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