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"What the f * ck!”
"Why do I feel that there's something wrong with this sentence!”
"This cheap bird is really cheap!”
"I've never seen such a cheap parrot.”
"Zhao Xiaogu: Ahhhh!”
"Eh? Strange, how did I fail?"
"Eh? What a coincidence, how did I fail too?"
"Isn't this a coincidence? Why did everyone fail?”
“……”
In the live broadcast room, because of Little Red's 'big breasts don't care about little birds', a new wave of enthusiasm immediately rose.
Countless bullet comments flooded out.
Mango TV.
The programmer who threatened to eat the server was sweating profusely as he monitored the backstage.
"How is it, Little Yang? Will the live broadcast room still be packed to the brim?？”The backstage manager asked.
The programmer wiped the sweat off his forehead and replied firmly,""Supervisor! This time, it definitely won't be overcrowded. I've already optimized the server's data flow and cleared all the invalid buffer!”
As soon as he finished speaking.
The live broadcast room was packed to the brim again.
The supervisor was speechless.
The programmer was speechless.
……
At this moment, at the entrance of He Ling Village.
"Shut up!"
Bai Wu's face darkened as he slapped Xiao Hong's head and shouted,""Speak properly! Do you believe that I will really tear you apart if you continue to speak so carelessly?”
Xiao Hong immediately cowered and hurriedly changed her words." Pretty big sister, you're a big man and you don't care about me..."
After saying that, Little Red flew onto Zhao Xiaogu's shoulder.
Then, he flapped his wings at Zhao Xiaogu in a fawning manner.
"Pretty big sister, how is it? Is it cool?”
Xiao Hong said flatteringly.
Zhao Xiaogu rolled his eyes and said,""Little Red!"
"Hey, beautiful big sister!" Little Red hurriedly replied.
"Who did you say was Princess Taiping?”Zhao Xiaogu asked.
"What is it? What princess?" Little Red started to act crazy.
"Princess Taiping!" Zhao Xiaogu repeated.”
"What Princess Ping?"
"Princess Taiping!" Zhao Xiaogu repeated.!”
"What peace?"
Zhao Xiaogu clenched his fists.!!”
"What's that?" Xiao Hong asked.
Zhao Xiaogu gritted his teeth.!!!”
"Princess Taiping?" Little Red pretended to be crazy and said,
"Yes, I am! Who did you just call Princess Taiping?”Zhao Xiaogu clenched his fists and gritted his teeth.
"What princess?" Little Red asked again.
"Too much! Ping! Duke! Lord!" Zhao Xiaogu said word by word.
"Master, what is Princess Taiping? Was it edible? Was it delicious? Why had Little Red never heard of it before?”Little Red turned her head and asked Bai Wu as if she didn't know anything.
"Ahhhh!”Zhao Xiaogu was completely on the verge of breaking down. He did not care about his image at all as he started to scream crazily.
"Puhahahaha!"
"This cheap parrot is really too cheap!”
" The front row's heart aches for Little Gu for three seconds!"
"Mommy! Didn't you say that you weren't allowed to become a demon after the founding of the country? This parrot has definitely become a spirit!"
"What princess?"
"Too cheap! He was really too cheap! You're still pretending to be pure!"
"I've never seen such a shameless bird!”
"The one in front, let alone a bird, I've never even seen such a shameless person!”
"I'm from Weibo. I've learned a lot, hahahaha!”
" Weibo Sightseeing Group 1 "
"Hahaha, Little Gu's mentality is about to collapse!”
“……”
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry!”
Bai Wu was also speechless.
He was filled with regret.
I shouldn't have let Little Red play with her phone back then.
Zhao Xiaogu forced a smile. It was obvious that she had been tricked by Xiao Hong." I'm…I'm fine!”
"Actually, Little Red wasn't like this in the past. When he was just born, he was really obedient and obedient. But later on, I don't know where he learned it from, but he learned to play with his phone. He also liked to read jokes and Weibo all day long. Sigh ~"
Bai Wu patted Little Red's head and explained earnestly,"" Although she has a sharp tongue, Little Red is actually very kind…"
" Wait…wait!!!"
Before Bai Wu could finish his sentence, Zhao Xiaogu interrupted,"You said, it, he, Little Red knows how to play with a phone? He even liked to read interesting jokes and Weibo?”
Zhao Xiaogu's voice was filled with surprise.
"Yes!" Bai Wu nodded helplessly.
" How is this possible?!" Zhao Xiaogu exclaimed.
"What's wrong? It's too…"
As Xiao Hong spoke, she sensed Zhao Xiaogu's murderous gaze. No, it should be said that it was like he was killing a bird.
His voice suddenly paused, and then he hurriedly changed his words."Big sister! Are you looking down on birds! This bird has many abilities! Not only do I like to play with interesting jokes and browse Weibo, I also like to browse Tieba! Especially Big Chest and Li Yi!”
"F * ck, f * ck!”
"Am I hearing things? A parrot is actually Friend Duan?"
"What the f * ck, didn't you say that you can't become a spirit after the founding of the country? Playing with hidden jokes, scrolling Weibo, browsing Tieba, he must have become a f * cking genius, right?”
"Pfft! What the f * ck!”
"This b * tch bird, hahahahaha!"
"That b * tch bird has hurt Little Gu's heart again!”
"Zhao Xiaogu: Who did I offend? I just have a problem with A, you b * tch bird!？”
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