The life I yearn for: the master of mechanisms
26 a bunch of country bumpkins

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"Traps?"

He Jiong, Huang Lei, and the others were stunned.

"Aiya, it's a mechanical escalator!”

Xiao Hong noticed their puzzled expressions and could not help but explain,"It's the trap of the wooden ox! "This mechanical escalator was built by my greatest master for more than a month!”

"But isn't the mechanism something from ancient times?”Peng Yuchang raised his hand in confusion.

Xiaohong looked up at Peng Yuchang and shook her head.

He flapped his wings and landed on Peng Yuchang's shoulder. Shaking his head, he tapped Peng Yuchang's head with his wings and said earnestly,"

"Sigh, young man, it's not that I want to lecture you, but your thinking needs to keep up with the times. How many years has it been since the reform and opening up? Technology is developing, and the times are improving.”

"Oh…yes, yes…"

Peng Yuchang nodded, but he felt that something was wrong.

He glanced at Xiao Hong on his shoulder, then at Huang Lei and He Jiong.

"Teacher He, Teacher Huang…" she called out adorably.

"What's wrong, Peng Peng?"

Huang Lei and He Jiong withdrew their gazes from the mechanical escalator under their feet, puzzled.

"Did I just get lectured by a parrot?”Peng Yuchang asked blankly.

Huang Lei was speechless.

He Jiong was speechless.

After a moment of silence, the two of them nodded.

"I was taught a lesson by a parrot!?”Peng Yuchang was stunned.

" No, Peng Peng. Actually, Xiaohong is quite smart..." He Jiong tried to comfort Peng Yuchang, who had suffered a blow.

Peng Yuchang was as dumb as a chicken as he kept mumbling,""I was taught a lesson by a parrot!”

" Peng Peng…" Huang Lei tried to comfort Peng Yuchang.

Peng Yuchang: " I was taught a lesson by a parrot!”

……

At this moment, the live broadcast room was flooded with bullet comments.

Under normal circumstances, Peng Yuchang's words would definitely become the hot topic of the entire live broadcast room, but now!

Everyone was discussing the word Little Red had mentioned-mechanism!

"F * ck, is that true? Is this a mechanical escalator?"

"How can you build such an escalator on the mountain in more than a month?”

"Technology geeks are indeed heaven-defying existences. I've seen foreign technology geeks invent all kinds of black technology. Now it seems that they don't even have the right to carry shoes in front of Little Brother Bai Wu!”

"The front row is crazily confessing to my Little Brother Bai Wu!”

"My husband Bai Wu is so handsome!"

“MDZZ! What a bunch of idiots. How could they believe the words of a parrot? What kind of crappy mechanism was this? Something that had been eliminated for more than a thousand years. Now, it was being used to attract people's attention?”

"To embarrass the public!"

"What do you mean by believing a parrot? Do you believe that my Master Hong's IQ is much higher than you keyboard warriors who have nothing to do and only know how to be trolls on the Internet?”

"Motherf * cker keyboard warriors, get out of the live broadcast room! In Chief Hong's words, how do you know that in the past two thousand years, the art of traps has not been innovative and developed?”

“……”

On the mechanical staircase.

"Xiao Hong, are you serious? Was this escalator really a trap? Are you kidding me?" Liu Xianhua could not help but ask.

"Aiya, isn't it just a mechanical escalator? How strange!"

Little Red impatiently flapped its wings a few times and flew to the steps above everyone. Then, it said,"From the looks of it, you don't believe me, right? Come here, come here, come here. I'll show you a big treasure!”

"Big treasure?"

Huang Lei, He Jiong, and the others all stared at Little Red.

The program team's staff hurriedly aimed the live broadcast camera at Xiao Hong, afraid that they would miss something.

At this moment.

Little Red suddenly used its mouth to hold one of its wings.

What was he doing?

Where was the big baby?

Huang Lei, He Jiong, and everyone else in the livestream watched in confusion as Little Red suddenly used its mouth to bite its wings.

In the next second!

Hualala!

Huang Lei, He Jiong, and the others widened their eyes in shock as if they had seen a ghost.

Meanwhile, the entire live broadcast room was in an uproar.

It exploded instantly.

"F * ck! F * ck! F * ck! What the f * ck!"

"This cheap bird actually bit off its own wing? What is this? Is this self-harm?"

"Those in front, look carefully!"

"F * ck! This was heaven-defying! Little Red's wings were actually made of gears and parts.”

"This is the trap technique of the 21st century!”

"Don't tell me that my Chief Hong is actually a trap. No, no, he's a trap beast!?”

"This is awesome! It was awesome! F * ck!"

"I really have to give in to Bai Wu!”

"Confess your love to my Little Brother Bai Wu crazily!

“……”

He only saw…

In the live broadcast, one of Little Red's wings had already fallen off his body and was in his mouth.

However, Little Red was not bleeding.

On the contrary, Little Red was still full of energy. It was holding its wing in its mouth and pacing back and forth on the steps.

Those who didn't know better would think that he was a model walking on stage!

Moreover…

Huang Lei, He Jiong, and all the viewers in the livestream could see it clearly.

On the spot where Little Red's wing and body had been in contact, countless small gears and components were densely packed together and rotating.

"Humph! A bunch of country bumpkins who had never seen the world!”

Seeing Huang Lei and the others 'shocked expressions, Xiao Hong narrowed her eyes and raised her head proudly.

Then, he pretended to put his wings back on.

However…

It was easy to dismantle, but difficult to install.

Little Red tried several times in a row, but it could not press its wings back.

Bang!

Little Red felt as if she had been struck by lightning.

He staggered two steps back.

He sat on the ground and kept muttering,"It's over, it's over, it's over. I can't install it anymore…"

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