"Golden Roasted Lobster, Crystal Lobster Noodles, Boiled King Crab, Spicy Crab Dried Pot, Old Clam and Cob Soup, Roasted Rabbit…Roasted Rabbit…No, this is theirs.”
" Boohoo…" Alaskan stared at the Samoyed and thought," You're not helping me either."
The Samoyed kept giggling.
Lu Yun: " Alright, I'll roast another one for you tomorrow. You've almost killed all the rabbits on the mountain. You're the king of the mountain."”
When Alaskan heard that they could still roast rabbits tomorrow, he immediately stopped acting. He stood up and lifted his head, using his paws to push a plate of roasted rabbits towards Little H and Little O. Don't be polite with me.
"Hey, Lu Yun, your dog isn't stupid at all.”Teacher Huang teased.
"He's quite intelligent, but he's really stupid when he's stupid.”
"Look, when you're stupid, you can break through the sky.”
"I said…F * ck, why are the lobsters gone?" Hey, leave some for me!"
Lu Yuncheng took a bowl of old clam soup and said,"This soup is the best."”
Mr. He chewed as he said," Didn't Ms. Huang say that she wanted to find someone who could cook to stay here for a long time to reduce her burden? Isn't this just right?"”
"Yes, anyway, with one more big flower, we can make room for a bed.”
Big Light was eating happily when he heard that.
Teacher He: " Haha, I'm just teasing you. Hurry up and eat."”
"Hey, I'm serious." "Lu Yun, have you ever considered entering the entertainment industry?" I just watched Director Wang's edited video. You wrote the song when you were driving the speedboat, right? It's really good.”
Lu Yun smiled, neither admitting nor denying it.""It's alright."
Mr. He: " Da Hua got excited when he heard this. It's a pity that he didn't bring his violin. Otherwise, he would have come immediately, right?"”
"Yeah, I didn't bring it with me when I came out."
"It's fine." Lu Yun's catchphrase was,"I have a lot of instruments here, including the violin."”
Lu Yun put down her bowl and chopsticks and opened the door to the living room. There were all kinds of musical instruments inside.
There was a piano, cello, violin, guitar, bass, drums, and even suona.
Big Light's eyes immediately couldn't move away.
"Oh my god, Messiah!"
Teacher Huang took a look. Although he was not proficient in this field, he knew the price of Messiah."Is this the violin that can't be bought with millions of dollars? It seemed that Lu Yun really liked music.”
"Hey, Kuhn B?sendorfer grand piano! Wasn't it rumored that it was collected by a European royal family? Why was it here?”
"Oh, that's a gift from Prince William."”
It was not bad to enjoy music while eating. The melodious sound of the piano could be heard.
"It's really different. You can tell from the sound that it's very expensive.”
"This steel…this piano is really good."”
Xu Zheng: " Stir-fried Pork Shredded with Preserved Cabbage. Can you say all five words wrong?"”
"Tear the grass."
Xu Zheng: " Hey, there's another joke. When I watched a movie in the past, someone said that the new movie was very good.”
"Brokeback Mountain?"
"No, no."
"Guanyin Mountain?"
"Not really. What's the name of the mountain?”
"Seven Swords Descending Heaven Mountain?"
"No, no. Oh, yes, Mission Impossible Mountain (Shan), San (San)."”
The group of people laughed. Xu Zheng's ability to tell jokes was indeed not bad.
"I want one too."
"I once heard a Frenchman talk about it. He said that a Pole and a Frenchman were discussing how they knew they had returned to China. The Frenchman said," I'm from Paris. I know I'm in Paris when I see the Tour de France from afar."”
"The Pole said he reached out the window and took it back. The watch disappeared and he returned to Pole.”
No one understood the joke because there was still a follow-up.
"Then there was another person from the Ying Nation who was discussing with the Italian about how to return to the country. I'm from London. When I saw the car driving on the left, I knew that I had returned to China. " We're Italian. We're lazy. When we see someone fall down and are too lazy to get up, we'll know to return to our country.”
"And then?" After laying the foundation for so long, everyone knew that there was more to it.
"The people of Dé asked me, do you know what it would be like if a thieving Pole married a lazy Italian and had a child?”
" This…one likes to steal, the other is lazy. They have many offspring…"
"I don't know." Everyone looked expectant.
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