"Boss, say something! Why are you staring at me? Could it be that there's something wrong with me? I slept with that ghost. Will I die, boss?”
Wu Shun was a little confused by my stare. The more he thought about it, the more afraid he became. By the end of his sentence, his voice was already a little tearful.
At this moment, I asked a question that Wu Shun didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
I said,"Shunzi, tell me honestly, are you a virgin? Have you ever done that with a woman?"
Under normal circumstances, men liked to show off, especially when it came to matters between men and women. Many people had clearly never even touched a girl's hand, but they always liked to pretend to be experienced and experienced. As for where this experience came from, everyone knew very well that it was all taught by teachers. There were many teachers, and most of them were foreign teachers from Japan.
For example, the famous ***, the deceased Teacher Eating Island, Teacher Wu Teng, Teacher Ozawa, Teacher Matsushima, and so on.
Wu Shun is such a person. He often boasted to me that he was very experienced in this area. He also said that he had fought with a few women for 800 rounds in one night.
But I think he's just bragging! Today, I'll take this opportunity to expose him!
Initially, Wu Shun thought that there was something wrong with him, but I asked him if he had done it with a woman before. This made Wu Shun a little unable to keep up with my pace.
However, he still pretended to be cool as usual and said arrogantly,"Boss, haven't I told you many times? I wasn't a virgin a few years ago! Before Qin Chuchu transferred to our school, I had several girlfriends!”
After hearing this, I let out a long sigh and deliberately frowned."If you're not a virgin, then tonight will be a little troublesome! I'm fine because I'm a virgin, but you!”
At this point, I deliberately dragged out my voice. If Wu Shun was a virgin, he would be calmer. If he wasn't, he would probably jump up immediately.
As expected, Wu Shun calmly asked me,"If I wasn't a virgin, what would I do?”
I said solemnly," Black dog blood can ward off evil spirits. Actually, human blood can do the same, especially the blood from the tip of a human tongue. The effect of warding off evil spirits is much better than black dog blood!" If it was a virgin's tongue tip blood, then it was simply a sharp weapon to ward off evil spirits!”After a pause, I deliberately emphasized,"No matter how fierce a malicious ghost is, as long as it gets sprayed by a virgin's tongue, it will also suffer a lot of damage! It was even possible that his soul would be scattered!”
"According to what you said, the ghost in our house should be a ghost that has been dead for at least a few years. I'm afraid that even if we can find rooster blood and black dog blood, it won't be of much use to him. Only the blood from the tip of a virgin's tongue can restrain it!”
"It's a pity that you're no longer a virgin. If you were a virgin, you wouldn't have to be afraid of that ghost at all!”
After hearing what I said, Wu Shun let out a long sigh. He said that it was fortunate that I was a virgin. Otherwise, things would be bad this time!
Didn't you have a few girlfriends before? Aren't you very experienced? How did you become a virgin again? Wu Shun's face turned red from my question, like a child who had done something wrong. He lowered his head and muttered,"How can I let anyone know about this?" He was already eighteen years old and still a virgin. How embarrassing was that!
At this moment, I really couldn't hold it in anymore and laughed out loud!
Wu Shun finally reacted." Boss, are you trying to trick me?"
I smiled as I explained.
Actually, I wasn't wrong. The blood from the tip of a human's tongue is indeed a sharp weapon to ward off evil spirits. Moreover, the blood from a virgin's tongue is indeed a little better, but it's not as exaggerated as I said. It's as if the blood from a non-virgin's tongue is useless.
He was afraid that instead of the ghost being sprayed, all his blood would be sprayed out!
I was so angry that I said,"Alright, then you should sleep alone tonight!"
If that ghost was a male ghost.
However, if a male ghost did it, it would set a Guinness World Record and become an unprecedented person in the past five thousand years!
Being gay with a ghost was definitely a headline!
In the end, Wu Shun signed countless unfair agreements with me. For example, he would do the laundry, sweep the floor, and clean the room in the future. He would also do the buying of vegetables, cooking, and feeding of the eggs. After that, I reluctantly agreed to sleep with him at night.
In the afternoon, I stayed in the house with Wu Shun and didn't go out. I didn't remove my aura, but I still didn't find anything.
At around six o'clock, Wu Shun and I went to the market near the neighborhood to buy some vegetables and meat. We were going to cook for dinner.
This fellow had been pampered since he was young. He couldn't even tell the difference between salt and gourmet powder. Was the food he cooked edible?
I had no choice but to cook myself and make my best whistle noodles for the two of us.
My dad is away all year round. I've been cooking since I was young. My cooking skills are simply amazing.
Wu Shun kept praising the noodles as he ate them, saying that Boss 'noodles were too delicious. It would be great if he could eat them every day!
So I said with a straight face," You wish. From tomorrow onwards, you'll learn how to cook. I'll give you a week to reach my level. Otherwise, we'll sleep separately!"”Wu Shun had no choice but to agree with a bitter face.
This guy is putting in so much effort. He just wants me to sleep with him!
At midnight, which was 11 o'clock, I started to practice the breathing and absorbing method of our Jiang family on Wu Shun's bed out of habit.
Eggy would follow me wherever I went. In its eyes, I was its everything.
Moreover, every time I cultivate, Eggy would lie motionless beside me and never disturb me. It has already developed this good habit.
Just like that, Wu Shun slept on my left, and Eggy lay on my right. Fortunately, the bed was 1.8 meters wide. It was not too crowded for two men and one Eggy to sleep on.
For the entire night, Wu Shun and I were in a state of high concentration. My Xiang Qi was activated in all directions, constantly monitoring every move in the surroundings.
However, nothing happened when dawn came!
Not to mention ghosts, there wasn't even a mouse in the house!
What was going on? Could it be that the ghost was scared by Wu Shun and me?
Wu Shun and I were puzzled!
I said I waited the whole night to see a ghost, but I didn't see anything!
Only then did I know that it was a female ghost who was causing trouble!
Wu Shun went to the nearby talent market to look for a job.
We freshmen have to undergo military training for half a month. During the following period, I will participate in military training in school during the day and return to Yu Hua Estate at night.
Wu Shun went to the talent market during the day and returned to the neighborhood with me at night.
If I activate my fortune telling in all directions, I'll be able to sense that ghost as long as it appears in our room.
It was the same for the next few nights. The ghost never appeared!
Or perhaps that ghost was too weak and was scared away by Wu Shun and me?
At this time, the woman who rented the house to us finally called me, unable to hold her breath.
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