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After deleting the comments, Wang Zhengyu carefully closed Weibo.

Then, he turned to look at the live broadcast screen.

At this moment, the number of people watching the live broadcast remained at five million, and the bullet screen had already been flooded with Xu Yizhou's name.

After all, the audience that came later were all here for Xu Yizhou.

Looking at the three words " Xu Yizhou " on the screen, Wang Zhengyu was both angry and amused.

"Aiya, look at this Yizhou. It's fine if he's usually naughty, but it's not easy for him to be serious for once. He even caused the server to explode and made me get scolded.”

"Where do you think I'm going to reason with this?”

At this moment, he looked at Xu Yizhou again. Xu Yizhou was receiving the worship of Fatty Di and He Jiong when the system voice sounded in his mind.

"Congratulations to the host for receiving 5 Achievement Points from Wang Zhengyu.”

"Congratulations, host. You have received 10 Achievement Points from Wang Zhengyu.”

Hearing this voice, Xu Yizhou was speechless.

"I haven't even teased this Director Wang, why is he already contributing achievement points to me?”

"Do you really want me to be mischievous? Then why don't I be naughty?"

With that thought in mind, Xu Yizhou said to Fatty Di and He Jiong,"、

"Erm, I think you heard wrongly. I didn't say 'life is more than what's in front of you', but that life is more than what's in front of you'.”

As he spoke, Xu Yizhou patted Xu Xiaoyao's head."

"Look, my daughter is already so old, and I'm also in the 'elderly' category, so I have to learn how to maintain my health.”

At this moment, when they heard Xu Yizhou say that life was not just about the wolfberries in front of them, the corners of everyone's mouths could not help but twitch.

This sentence was originally so poetic, but Xu Yizhou changed it and made it so mischievous and funny.

Was this still the same Xu Yizhou who was so affectionate when he sang?

At this moment, many of the new audience members were deeply shocked by Xu Yizhou's change in style.

However, the viewers who had been watching the live broadcast all this while were now commenting on the bullet screen. This was their naughty Prince Charming.

Looking at Xu Yizhou, who had become mischievous again, Huang Lei deliberately said,"

"Oh? Yizhou, you seem to know a lot about health preservation. Jiongjiong and I are at the age where we need to keep in good health. Why don't you tell us some good ways to keep in good health?”

Hearing Huang Lei's words, He Jiong could not help but nod his head. At their age, they indeed had to pay attention to their health.

After Huang Lei spoke, Xu Yizhou smiled and said,"

"It's about health preservation. It's easy to say. Let me give a few simple examples.”

"For example, if staying up late is harmful to your health, then don't stay up late and stay up all night.”

"This…"

When they heard Xu Yizhou say the word "health preservation", everyone was speechless. They stayed up all night. Was this health preservation? Were they afraid that they would not be able to ascend to immortality as soon as possible?

At this moment, Xu Yizhou continued,"

"For example, second-hand smoke is harmful to your health. Then don't smoke second-hand smoke.”

"This…"

At this moment, everyone was speechless again.

Couldn't he just quit smoking? Why did he smoke?

"For example, if disco dancing at night is too intense and harmful to your health, then we won't dance anymore. We'll listen to the dynamic music and do radio gymnastics.”

"This…"

Couldn't she sleep well at night? Why did she have to go to the night stadium to do radio gymnastics?

At this moment, regardless of whether it was Huang Lei, He Jiong, or Fatty Di, they were all rendered speechless by Xu Yizhou's so-called health preservation method.

Therefore, Xu Yizhou's achievement value continued to increase.

Looking at the speechless Huang Lei, He Jiong, and the others, the audience couldn't help but burst into laughter.

He Jiong and Huang Lei, a well-known host and Master God-Diviner, were both very eloquent people. But now, they were both rendered speechless by Xu Yizhou's teasing, which made the audience feel very amused.

Just as Huang Lei and the others were speechless, Xu Yizhou continued,"

"For example, if drinking alcohol is bad for the stomach, then let's add rice into the wine. It's warm and very considerate.”

Upon hearing Xu Yizhou's words, Huang Lei and the others, who were previously speechless, could not help but laugh.

Mixi was the sponsor of the life they yearned for, and Xu Yizhou actually found out about the advertisement when they were caught off guard.

This advertisement was really unexpected.

Therefore, at this moment, on the live broadcast screen, the netizens also began to flood the screen:

"F * ck, this advertisement was so unexpected. What do you mean by being mature and naughty? This is mature and naughty. Although he's naughty, he didn't forget to advertise.”

"How much advertising fee did Mixi pay? I, Jaduobao, will pay double. When you drink beer, can you exchange it with a can of Jaduobao?”

"Jaduobao will give you double, and I, Yuting, will give you triple. When you drink beer, can you add one Yuting? No, Yuting, you have to eat two at the same time.”

" Yuting will pay three times the advertising fee. I, Stanley, am willing to pay four times. When we drink beer, can we add a handful of Stanley…"

"Stanley will pay four times, I will pay five times. When drinking beer…"

"Get lost, get lost. Stop talking. I beg you, stop talking. Why do you dare to put anything in beer? Jaduobao is still acceptable, but what are the last few?”

"F * ck, I feel like I won't be able to drink beer happily in the future. Whenever I see beer, I can't help but see these things in the bullet comments.”

At this moment, with Xu Yizhou's teasing, the netizens who had opened their imaginations directly played the health maintenance joke.

While the netizens were in a frenzy, Xu Yizhou did not forget to say mischievously,

"Teacher Huang, Brother He, do you know? Other than the examples mentioned above, I also know of a health-preserving Xiao Shi.”

Although they already knew that Xu Yizhou was very mischievous, Huang Lei and the others still asked curiously,"

"Oh? What Xiao Shi?"

At this moment, Xu Yizhou said,"

"This health poem goes like this: ”

"To live a long and healthy life"

"Smoke, drink, eat fat meat."

"Sleep late, wake up late, don't exercise"

"Make more friends with the opposite sex."

At this point, Xu Yizhou did not forget to add,"

"Oh, I forgot to tell you guys. I met a silver-haired old man with a walking stick on the road once. That old man told me about this little health poem.”

"Guess how old that old man is?”

"How big?"

At this moment, Fatty Deeny stuck out his little head and asked curiously. She couldn't figure it out. Could one really live a long life by doing what the poem said?

At this moment, Xu Yizhou smiled at Fatty Di and said,"

"That old man said he's 23."

Hearing this, everyone was stunned at first. When they reacted, everyone laughed until they were swaying back and forth.

This 23-year-old had a head of silver hair and was even holding a walking stick. If he were to continue raising Shika-chan like this, he probably wouldn't be far from becoming an immortal.

This book is provided by FunNovel Novel Book | Fan Fiction Novel [Beautiful Free Novel Book]

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