Squinting his eyes, Li Du Xiu was already used to this young girl. If it wasn't for the fact that this young girl was very diligent and could make him a better salted fish, she would have long been divorced by Li Du Xiu.
In Li Du Xiu's opinion, no matter how beautiful a woman was, she couldn't stop him from being a salted fish.
"Girl, I beg you. How many times has it been?”Li Du Xiu said.
"Aiya, you big salted fish. We made a deal. You help me get rid of those stinky men, and I'll help you wash your clothes and cook to take care of your salted fish life.”
"Is there?" Li Du Xiu didn't remember having such an agreement with her.
"Tsk, of course. Big salted fish, you were too manly just now. As your fiancée, bengong is very gratified.”
As Ranran spoke, she revealed an expression that said,"I think highly of you." She reached out to pat Li Duxiu's head, but she realized that she couldn't reach it. She could only take a step back and pat Li Duxiu's shoulder.
"Oh, did you drive here? Take me home.”Li Du Xiu was walking with an eye mask on. It was a sunny day, so he couldn't sleep without an eye mask.
"Ah, big salted fish, why are you so wet?”Ranran said.
"I only realized after standing here for half an hour?”Li Du Xiu thought in despair.
"I didn't notice before. They actually dared to wet you. Watch me kill them.”Li Du Xiu's mother said after the fact.
Li Duxiu
"With such an old lady, I'm afraid I'm not picked up.”
As soon as he got home, Li Duxiu was ready to wash up and lay in the bathtub. It was so comfortable that she fell asleep again.
"It's been two hours and there's no movement. Is there any problem with Doctor Li?”The internet celebrity who followed them was a little worried.
"It's fine. Salted Fish usually takes more than 24 hours to bathe without anyone interfering.”Ranran licked her lips and said in a shocking manner.
"24 hours?" The internet celebrity asked the question that the majority of netizens wanted to know,"Then what are you all doing inside?"
At this moment, the online celebrity had already changed the title of the livestream to a close-up understanding of Salted Fish's life.
"It's so obvious that I still have to ask. Of course, I'm sleeping.”Li Du Xiu's mother crossed her arms and snorted coldly.
Speaking of which, it was strange. When he returned home, he realized that Cone Nail was missing. Coincidentally, Li Du Xiu had no reason to chase her away. Her disappearance naturally made Li Du Xiu happy. As for whether there was any danger, it was none of his business.
"Wait for three hours before kicking down the door to rescue them.”Li Du Xiu's mother said this inexplicable sentence.
"Why?" the internet celebrity said subconsciously.
"Because there were a few times when the rescue was too late. This bastard Salted Fish almost drowned in the bathtub and had to be rescued several times in the hospital.”Li Du Xiu's mother also sighed. She really couldn't be happy to have such a genius son!
"Yes, there was also one time when I drowned in the water for an unknown period of time. I lost my breath and my pulse. Fortunately, bengong used mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to save me.”Ranran smacked her lips. Her face was flushed with joy. There was no pity or sadness at all.
"I've really broadened my horizons. I, God Li, pay my respects to the founder of the salted fish world.”
"If there was such a beauty to give me mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, I would really be willing to drown in my sleep.”
"God Li is a legend that no one can surpass. He will be my faith in the future.”
"Upstairs, go to the fish tank and sleep for 24 hours first.”
Li Du Xiu was also getting angrier as they chatted. He felt that the depression he had suffered for so many years had finally been alleviated.
"When he was three years old, he still lay in bed and couldn't move. I was so scared that I found a few child-rearing tutors. Later, I found out that this bastard did it on purpose.”
"When I was in school, I slept for the whole day. I often didn't see him after school at night, so I slept in the classroom.”
"Since he was three years old, he learned to walk and sleep with an eye mask on. He has done a full body checkup with this divine power, but I don't know why he has it.”
"When I was young, I often squatted in the toilet for an entire day. I thought I fell into the sewers, but it turns out that I fell asleep inside.”
"Although I sleep every day, my results have always been the best in the city, so I'm more or less comforted.”
"For my son's sake, I let him study medicine. Look at his father, that old salted fish, insisting that he inherit a hundred billion yuan worth of property.”
Li Duxiu's mother's thinking was obviously different. Not only did she expose all the negative information, but she also thought that inheriting the family property was cheating her son. Alright, all the netizens watching the live broadcast were silent.
"Is this the legendary life of God Li? He's not old, but he has experienced so many disasters and still managed to live to the age of 20.”
This idea came very suddenly, but the majority of netizens could not shake it off.
As he said that, he took out a stack of photos from his bag. One of them was Li Duxiu's body turning green and obviously stiff. The age in the photo was only 12 or 13 years old. He had drowned too much.
There was a picture of Li Duxiu sleeping in a bird's nest in a book. He was about five or six years old. No one knew how he climbed up. Although it was strange, it was nothing much. However, in the picture below, the internet celebrity girl directly matched her phone to it.
It was a photo of Li Duxiu under a tree, blood coming out of his mouth, but his expression was extremely serene, as if he did not realize that he had fallen from the tree.
"What the f * ck is this?"
" This is the highest realm of a salted fish. Even if it hurts your heart, even if you fall and vomit blood, you can still sleep peacefully without waking up.”
"God Li's light has successfully shone on me.”
"If such an idle God Li can become a medical saint, then what are our efforts for?”
The bullet screen was full of admiration. Shen Li was able to live to the age of 20 safely. As parents, they had to worry about their son.
"Auntie, Doctor Li should be much better now. After all, he has started to live alone.”the internet celebrity said.
"Look carefully around the corner of the wall.”Li Du Xiu's mother only smiled faintly, looking rather miserable.
She hadn't noticed it before, but it was only now that she noticed that there were at least 20 pinhole cameras around her.
" Heh, hehe…" Sister Internet Celebrity Xuan was speechless.
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