I'll make you forget your friends when you see women!
I'll make you guys old and indecent!
Liu Mang was too lazy to call them one by one. He walked straight to the shooting machine.
He wants to vent
A middle school boy wearing a yellow Laker jersey was shooting non-stop.
Liu Mang walked to his side. After he finished the game, he asked kindly,"Little kid, do you like playing basketball?”
The boy nodded.”
Liu Mang looked at him with appreciation." Then who do you think is better in a competition?"”
The boy wiped his nose with his thumb and said,""Of course it's me!"
Liu Mang laughed, thinking that Xiaoyu had finally taken the bait!
"If I'm better than you, does that mean you're not suitable for basketball?" he asked gently.”
"Impossible!" The boy sneered.!”
Liu Mang nodded and put in a coin to open two shooting machines next to each other, starting his performance.
“3！...2!...1!”
“ReadyGo！”
Before the junior high school student could grab the first basketball, Liu Mang had already cheated!!
"Crash!"
"Crash!"
"Crash!"
"Crash!"
"Crash!"
.......
The basketballs dazzled in the air, and the sound of them entering the net never stopped.
The boy was shocked!
"Ding! Shock from Huang Zhi Long 100! 100!... 100!”
The 60-second countdown ended. Liu Mang's score was 240.
Huang Zhi Long looked at him in disbelief and asked,""Grandpa! How did you do it?"
Liu Mang smiled proudly." Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more!"”
Huang Zhi Long was instantly enlightened and said excitedly,"I know! What you said was what Zeng Xiaoxian said to Huang Baoqiang in the first episode of the third season of iPartment. Later, he became a multimillionaire by answering questions! Are you trying to tell me that perseverance is the only way to see the sun?!”
“........”
"Ten times!" Huang Zhi Long said sincerely. I've already memorized all the lines.”
Liu Mang pursed his lips and nodded." If you focus on your studies, Harvard and Yale are not a dream!"!”
"Sir, I've already been accepted by Harvard!" Huang Zhilong waved his hand.”
"Really?" Why do I feel that the air is filled with the smell of awesome?”
Huang Zhi Long took out his phone and took out the photo album. It was an English acceptance letter.
“.....”
Liu Mang wore a bitter face and walked away without saying a word.
He originally wanted to use the shooting machine to beat a few people to vent his anger, but who knew that he would be slapped in the face instead.
Why was it so strange today?
Could it be related to the curse that the Taoist priest cast?
Forget it, forget it. It's better for me to be careful.
Liu Mang went to the internet cafe next to the arcade to surf the internet for a while. He was waiting for Zhang Wanqing to bring the four old wives over.
After about half an hour, Zhang Wanqing called and said that she had arrived.
Liu Mang went to the entrance of the arcade to pick them up and saw four little old ladies. Each of them was dressed up gorgeously. Their faces were painted with powder and eyebrows, and their aunt-colored lipstick was particularly eye-catching.
"Hooligan!" Li Chunmei asked anxiously the moment she saw him. What's the surprise? Why did you call us over in such a hurry?"
"Let me tell you, it's a joyous occasion!" Liu Mang laughed. The four old men have each acknowledged a goddaughter for you.”
"Why did you call him your goddaughter for no reason?" Wang Jianguo's wife asked in surprise.”
"Could it be a mistress?"”
Ma Dehua's wife waved her hand and said calmly,""I don't think so. I'm already old and can't do much.”
"This old fart!"
Wang Jianguo's wife was anxious. She rolled up her sleeves and rushed forward to make a move.
"Hey, hey, hey!"
Liu Mang quickly stopped him and advised," Let's go over and see what he has to say. If he really flirts with women, it's not too late for us to beat him up!"”
Wang Jianguo's wife nodded and followed Liu Mang to ask.
Liu Mang patted Wang Jianguo's shoulder and asked,""Old Wang, are you still chatting with your goddaughter?”
"Who is it?"
Before Wang Jianguo could finish his sentence, he was stunned when he saw his wife's aggressive attitude.
Wang Jianguo's wife walked forward and grabbed his ear. She twisted it and pointed at the little girl."Who is she? What relationship? How long had they known each other? Have you slept with him?"
Wang Jianguo grimaced in pain and glared at Liu Mang.""You traitor!"
Liu Mang spread out his hands and looked at him with a smile.
Wang Jianguo's wife pinched him so hard that he cried out. She questioned,"The hooligan said that you acknowledged your goddaughter. Explain!”
"Uh... Wang Jianguo stammered.
The little girl reacted quickly. Uncle Wang and I met at the arcade. He heard that my father had passed away in his early years, so he comforted me and said that he would recognize me as his goddaughter. If you mind, just treat it as a joke!”
After the little girl finished speaking, tears fell, and she looked extremely pitiful.
Wang Jianguo's wife was soft-hearted. She went forward to hold the little girl's hand and comforted her,"What a good daughter! I misunderstood you. From now on, your grandpa and I are your family!”
Wang Jianguo's wife laughed.
Wang Jianguo rubbed his ears as if he had died.
Liu Mang was dumbfounded.
In fact, he just wanted to call the four old men's wives over and give them a hard time.
Wang Jianguo was about to be exposed just now, but the little girl was too smart and reacted too quickly. She resolved the crisis with just two words.
"Hooligan!" Li Chunmei asked. Where's my Old Li?"
"Let's go! I'll take you there."
Liu Mang led them to the claw machine area and saw Old Li and his beautiful disciple sitting on a stool counting the dolls. There were all kinds of dolls piled up at their feet, at least hundreds of them.
"Old Li, what are you doing with your goddaughter?" Liu Mang asked.”
"Speak!" Li Chunmei shouted sternly.! Who is this girl?"
Old Li trembled. Didn't the hooligan say that he recognized his goddaughter?”
Li Chunmei crossed her arms and sneered." Then tell me, how did you know this goddaughter?"”
The beautiful disciple at the side was dumbfounded. She stood there in a daze and did not dare to speak.
There were too many incidents like this on the Internet. Regardless of whether you were a mistress or not, you should grab your hair and beat them up first.
"Um."
Old Li rolled his eyes and gave his disciple a look. Then, he opened his mouth and said,"The hooligans brought us here to play this morning! I told him that I would grab a few dolls and bring them back to Ziyi. then... And then "
Li Chunmei rubbed her hands together.!”
Old Li braced himself and explained," Then, I grabbed the doll. This girl came over and said,'If you can catch this Doraemon, you'll be my daddy!'”
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