Dumb Zhao Xiaogu
Ye Ling clapped her hands and threw the broken piece of wood to the side.
"Ye Ling, you're so amazing. Can you teach us? It hasn't been peaceful recently. I saw the news yesterday. Another girl was killed by a driver. It's too scary. It's good to learn some self-defense!”
Liu Tao walked up to Ye Ling and said with a pleading tone.
Ye Ling had also heard about the recent incident of young women being killed in the market. Looking at Zhao Xiaogu and Liu Tao, the two beautiful women, Ye Ling nodded.
"Actually, anyone can learn my martial arts. There are almost no techniques to speak of. You're old now, and your bones are closed. You can't practice it even if you want to. Female self-defense techniques are simple and effective!”
" Because women are naturally weaker than men, it's definitely impossible for them to be like me. You just have to remember to run if you can, and don't panic if you can't. Wherever the other party is weak, go and greet them…
For example!
Ye Ling said as she pointed below her!
"Even if the other party is a cow, after being kicked by this leg, he probably forgot his mother's surname!”
"Is it that simple?" Hearing Ye Ling's explanation, Liu Tao was a little disappointed. It was not as profound as she had imagined. Instead, it was the most common thing.
Looking at Liu Tao's expression, Ye Ling chuckled and explained,""Real kung fu is that simple. There is nothing messy about it. It is a good move to directly and cleanly injure the opponent!”
Ye Ling looked at the two of them with their heads lowered in deep thought. Thinking that this program was not a self-defense lesson, she immediately clapped her hands to wake everyone up and joked,"Alright, master, I've also finished paying. Can you pay me my appearance fee? After all, my appearance fee is quite high!”
Zhao Xiaogu couldn't help but pout when he heard Ye Ling's words,""How high?"
Looking at Zhao Xiaogu's small face, Ye Ling laughed and said,""How high? It was at least as high as the third or fourth floor!”
As she spoke, Ye Ling even gestured the height!
Hahaha…
Everyone laughed at Ye Ling's antics.
" Alright," the director said." Ye Ling has hit all three of her arrows. Including the person who was rewarded, there are now six of you…"
"Yay!"
Hearing that they had already won the help of six people, everyone was very happy.
"Alright, it's my turn next!”
Looking at the might of Ye Ling's three arrows, Zhao Xiaogu was eager to try.
Ye Ling walked up to Zhao Xiaogu and patted her shoulder.""Wife, if you can't even shoot a single arrow, you're not allowed to go on the brick bed tonight…"
"Hahaha…"
Hearing Ye Ling's words, Zhao Xiaogu became even more bashful and kicked out angrily.
"Bastard, who wants to get on your bed…"
" Haha, you and your wife are a match made in heaven. You two will never be bored together!" Tao Liu said with a smile. She looked at the shy Zhao Xiaogu with a hint of jealousy.
Zhao Xiaogu didn't panic after hearing Tao Liu's words. Am I really that compatible with him?
At this time, the staff had already fixed the arrow block and placed it 20 meters away. Zhao Xiaogu shook his head slightly to get rid of the messy thoughts in his mind and picked up the bow.
Zhao Xiaogu had used a lot of bows and arrows in the production team. This bow looked quite decent, but when they saw the crooked arrow on the bowstring, everyone was amused.
"Collapse!"
Zhao Xiaogu mimicked Ye Ling's stance, but when he released the bowstring, the arrow did not fly out. Instead, it fell at his feet…
"Hahaha…"
Seeing this, everyone was amused. Even Zhao Xiaogu stuck out his tongue in embarrassment.
"Aiyo, my stupid wife!"
Ye Ling covered her face.
"My wife, you're so stupid!”Ye Ling teased.
Zhao Xiaogu did not back down and retorted,""Now you know that I'm stupid. It's too late to regret it!”
On the other hand, Liu Tao spoke up for Zhao Xiaogu. She poked Ye Ling's head with her finger.
" How can a husband like you talk about his wife like that? It's so fun to watch Little Gu embarrass himself. Hurry up and teach him…"
After being pressed down by Liu Tao with such a feminine finger, Ye Ling glanced at her and smiled."Sister Tao, you're right. I'll listen to you!”
Being stared at by Ye Ling's pair of speaking eyes for two seconds, Liu Tao actually couldn't take it anymore. She panicked and even her heart began to beat faster.
At this moment, Zhao Xiaogu had put away the arrow again. Ye Ling looked at her silly and adorable appearance and could not help but want to tease her.
"Little fool!"
Ye Ling whispered into Zhao Xiaogu's ear.
No one noticed this, but Zhao Xiaogu could feel the heat coming from his earlobe. He could not help but tremble, and half of his body lost its strength…
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