I looked at Fatty's dark and surprised face. It was white and green. This intensified my guess. Fatty was a ghost!
When I saw Fatty's reaction, I immediately thought of the legend of the Chinese Dynasty. Ghosts are afraid of virgin boy's urine. When it comes to virgin boy's urine, I feel embarrassed because this urine is mine…Speaking of which, how could a foreigner who graduated from university be a virgin? This is reasonable, but it seems to have nothing to do with the current situation, so I won't explain it clearly.
I glanced at Fatty, and Fatty looked back at me. I saw a hint of craftiness in his eyes, and I also laughed sinisterly at him. Logically speaking, I should be afraid when I encountered a ghost, but when I encountered a person, I wasn't afraid at all. Instead, I was competing with my personality.
When Fatty saw me laughing sinisterly, his expression immediately changed. I had never seen him show that kind of expression before. That cunning, very sinister kind. I dared to conclude that this was not Fatty at all. I didn't know if my guess was correct. Fatty said to me,"Jesse, what are you laughing at?"
I knew that I was now in the midst of the ghosts. If I wanted to live tonight, the first thing I had to do was not to be afraid. I had to get out of here alive, so I mustered my courage and immediately replied,"My mom didn't laugh!" I gave him a sinister smile as I said this.
Fatty was shocked when he saw me. I could feel fear in his heart. When I thought of his fear, I immediately thought of how ghosts could be afraid of people. Would he still be a ghost if he was afraid?
When Fatty wasn't paying attention, I dipped my hand in my virgin pee and smeared it on his face. Who knew that it wouldn't have any effect? I originally thought that Fatty would be like the ghosts in the horror movies, crying out when he touched virgin pee. Who knew that Fatty would instead roar angrily,"Jesse, what the f * ck are you doing? Why are you smearing it on my face?”
After Fatty finished speaking, he pulled me up. His strength was really great. It was surprisingly great and strange. Perhaps it was caused by anger. He lifted me up and pressed my arm to the side of the urine. He said loudly,"You want to try it too?"
I immediately knew that this fatty was a human and not a ghost. I immediately begged for mercy,"Chief Li, Chief Li, be gentler. My arm is about to be broken by you. I was wrong, okay?”
Fatty seemed to know what I wanted to say. He said directly,"You don't think I'm a ghost, do you?
"Who asked you to laugh so sinisterly? I don't treat you as a ghost, but as a human?"”
Fatty let me go and immediately said,"I haven't finished talking yet. You're really f * cking good at bullshitting. I can explain it clearly in a few words, but you insisted on coming here to take it. Aren't you embarrassed?"
I repeatedly nodded and admitted my mistake, like a kitten that had made a mistake.
Fatty then said,"It's like this. I'll be straightforward to prevent you from spouting nonsense again."
Before Fatty could finish, I immediately added,"Yes, this lowly one won't dare!"
Fatty glared at me and said fiercely,"Jesse, you motherf * cker! I only said less than 20 words, and your mother is spouting nonsense again. Shut up!”
I quickly nodded and bowed.”
"Jesse, your mother!" Fatty couldn't take it anymore.
I quickly shut my mouth. I didn't know why my mouth was so good at talking nonsense.
Fatty continued. This time, he was very engrossed.
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