This time, I was completely anxious. I was so anxious that I couldn't even pee. There are zombies in the toilet and a zombie-like village chief outside. What should I do? If he went out, he would die. If he went in, he would die. What was wrong with him?
Suddenly, I remembered that Fatty had just run out. Didn't he have a face-off with the village chief? Thinking of this, I was immediately excited. I was happy that Fatty had struck me with lightning. How could I not be happy? He went out first. The village chief, that monster, would definitely look for a big, fat man first. He wouldn't look for a rib like me. Thinking of this, I immediately opened the toilet door and prepared to go out.
Who knew that the moment my hand reached the toilet door, the handle would break. I took the handle that I had twisted off and stared at it for a while before cursing,"Fatty, you motherf * cker!”
Since the toilet door couldn't be opened, it was obvious that Fatty had used a wooden stick to block the door. Fatty wanted me to feed the zombies here. Thinking of this, I couldn't help but scold Fatty for being a fool.
However, just as I was cursing, a bloody hand reached out from the mirror and grabbed my ankle. I looked at the bloody hand and screamed. I immediately broke free from the entanglement of the bloody hand. I stretched my arm and spat on my palm. Then, I rubbed it and cursed,"Fatty, you brat, just you wait. If I don't show my might, do you really think I'm a sick cat?”
Just when all the readers thought that I wouldn't be able to get out of the toilet today, I showed off my might and kicked the broken door away. That kick was unrivaled, so unrivaled that I regretted it for the rest of my life. I regretted kicking the door open because the village chief was standing at the door with his hands stuck straight at me. There were also his green eyes and two teeth at the corner of his mouth. I didn't want to look at it anymore. It was too terrifying. It's not that I don't want to describe it, I was so scared that I didn't know how to describe it. My legs, which were still strong just now, immediately went limp. I cursed in my heart that I really couldn't get out.
If I hadn't kicked open the toilet door just now, the village chief would have been standing outside. I wasn't afraid of the Blood Queen inside. At most, I would kick him down and play with him for the night. However, the village chief had developed limbs and was healthy!
The village chief looked at me with his green eyes. I didn't know if he was looking at me, but I felt that he wasn't looking at me. His eyes seemed to see a big meal.
The village chief looked at me with a sinister smile. That kind of smile was completely squeezed out from dead skin. The village chief was a sharp zombie that didn't talk nonsense. He didn't give me a chance. Seeing that I was afraid, he immediately opened his mouth and bit me.
I screamed. I thought that the village chief would bite my neck, but I didn't expect him to be so kind as to bite my butt. That was because, that was because, that was because I was so angry just now. The village chief didn't bite me. He bit my butt because I couldn't hold it in anymore and farted. That was why the village chief attacked the "Widow Village" at night.
Even if I die, I can't stay still at this critical moment! If I don't move, my butt will explode. Being bitten is a small matter, but how can I face others after becoming a zombie? Also, my dream lover might still be waiting for me, so I moved my butt and avoided the village chief's mouth that was full of corpse water.# Daguan Review Passed: Daguan Time:082420182:55PM
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