"Woof woof woof, master master, stupid bear and I have kidnapped two women for you to bear monkeys. Come out and take a look.”
The big yellow dog barked at the wooden house where Yang Fan was.
"Stupid dog, I asked you to bring Little Fatty to patrol the mountain, and you're causing trouble outside again. Do you want to be punished again?”
Yang Fan opened the wooden door and walked out of the room, scolding the big yellow dog that was shaking its head and wagging its tail.
"Wow, what a handsome little brother!”
"She's so elegant. I like her so much!”
Zhao Xiaogu and Reba's eyes sparkled when they saw Yang Fan walk out of the house.
Yang Fan's handsome face, coupled with the temperament of a peerless grandmaster, could definitely kill any woman in an instant.
From a three-year-old little girl to an eighty-year-old granny, Yang Fan killed them all.
Not only Zhao Xiaogu and Reba, but the female viewers watching the live broadcast also fell in love and sent bullet comments crazily asking for Yang Fan's information.
"Woof woof woof, master, Big Yellow didn't cause any trouble this time. I brought two top-grade beauties here to show my respect to master.”
The big yellow dog stuck out its tongue and trotted to Yang Fan's feet. It wagged its tail and asked for praise,"I've already smelled them. The scent on their bodies is very pure and fresh, and they're still virgins. Master, you have to reward me with a piece of flesh and bone tonight.”
"You stupid dog, you've done such a shameful thing and you still want to eat more?”
Yang Fan's expression immediately became incomparably gloomy as he said coldly.
"Woof, woof, woof, these two women are the best. Dumb Bear and I spent a lot of effort to tie them up and bring them to the courtyard. Master, hurry up and have children with them.”
The big yellow dog still hadn't seen the situation clearly. It was still wagging its tail and asking for Yang Fan's reward.
"Bastard, do you think I'm like you? Do you think I'll go up and give birth to monkeys when I see a beautiful woman?”
Yang Fan angrily rebuked,"You stupid dog, you've caused trouble for me everywhere, and you still want a reward?" Now that I'm punishing you to do a hundred squats, why don't you scram to the courtyard and execute it?”
"Woof, woof, woof, don't, Master. I'm doing this for your own good. It's fine if you don't reward me. Why are you punishing me?”
Big Yellow said with a wronged expression.
"Immediately, immediately accept your punishment. Go to the courtyard and do a hundred squats. Otherwise, you won't be allowed to eat tonight.”
Yang Fan threatened.
"Woof, woof, woof, master, don't not give Rhubarb rice to eat. I'll go and do the squatting now.”
When it heard that it would not be allowed to eat at night, the big yellow dog immediately cowered. It tucked its tail between its legs and ran to the courtyard to obediently squat up and down.
"F * ck, f * ck. Who is this handsome little brother? Why is that big yellow dog so obedient?”
"I've lived for more than 30 years, but I've never seen a dog that can squat up and down. I've really f * cking broadened my horizons today.”
"This big yellow dog has become a spirit. I bet a pack of spicy sticks!”
"I've never seen such a showy dog or such an awesome dog owner.”
When the audience in the live broadcast room saw that the big yellow dog did as Yang Fan instructed and squatted up and down in the courtyard, they were instantly dumbfounded. Their faces revealed an incredulous expression.
"And you, Little Fatty, why did you snatch her chest? You must also be punished."
After Yang Fan dealt with the big yellow dog, he looked at the giant panda who was pushing two suitcases and scolded in a deep voice,"I'll punish you with a hundred push-ups. If you can't finish them, you're not allowed to eat dinner.”
"Miemie, it was Big Yellow who asked Little Fatty to snatch the chest. Master, please don't punish Little Fatty.”
The giant panda fatty immediately put on a simple and honest appearance, shaking his head and acting cute.
However, Yang Fan did not buy it. He knew that the giant panda in front of him was not as stupid and cute as it looked. In fact, this guy was smart.
"Hurry up and do push-ups, or I won't give you dinner tonight.”
Yang Fan scolded with a dark face.
"Miemie, Master, don't do that. Lil 'Fatty can just do push-ups. Don't forget to give Lil' Fatty dinner.”
Just like the big yellow dog, the fat panda immediately cowered at the mention of not eating dinner. It obediently crawled to the big yellow dog's side and supported itself with all four limbs, doing push-ups obediently.
"F * ck, the big yellow dog is already very surprised when it does squats, but the giant panda has also started doing push-ups. This doesn't make sense!”
"Is this a f * cking Kung Fu Panda? He actually knows how to do push-ups. Look at those movements. They're even more accurate than what I do.”
"That's amazing, that handsome little brother must be a strange person. Otherwise, how could he have taught that big yellow dog and giant panda to be so obedient?”
The audience in the live broadcast room felt that their worldview had been destroyed and they had serious doubts about this world.
"I'm sorry. My pet is too naughty and has caused you trouble.”
After punishing the big yellow dog and the giant panda, Yang Fan walked toward Zhao Xiaogu and Reba and apologized to them.
"It's okay, it's okay. We're not injured. Don't blame them.”
Zhao Xiaogu's face revealed a rare blush as he spoke in a hurried tone.
Reba, who was standing at the side, also nodded vigorously. Her face was also covered in red clouds, and she was extremely shy.
The two veteran A-list actresses were actually shy in front of Yang Fan. This was really the first time a young lady sat in a bridal sedan chair.
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