Sister Liu was also laughing so hard that her breasts hurt. Looking at the calm and composed woman in the live broadcast room, she was simply admiring her.
F * ck, as expected of the legendary top student. He could tell a joke to the climax wave after wave, with all kinds of divine twists and turns.
He almost knelt down!
"Ring, ring, ring…"
At this moment, the phone rang. Sister Liu suppressed her laughter and answered the call.
"Finally, there's a call. Let's hear what you have to say.”"What's your name?" asked Shaoqing with a smile.
"Just call me Xiaopi." Shrimpy's voice sounded serious." Streamer, I'll be with you. It's okay to be naughty for a while. It's fine even if you're a mantis shrimp. But if you're naughty for tens of thousands, I won't let you off."”
"Ah, you called just to praise me?" Shaoqing chuckled. Thank you, but are you sure there are no other questions?”
"Is there a problem?"
Shrimpy thought for a moment and complained,""There is. In order to lose weight, I have stopped eating meat and have been eating vegetarian food for a year. However, a few days ago, the physical examination found that my weight has increased.
Also, don't answer like those doctors. I run every day, go to the gym, and sleep early instead of staying up late.”
Heh, it seemed like he had come prepared, blocking all the tricks.
Shaoqing pondered for a moment and suddenly asked in surprise,"Don't you know?"
"Know what?"
"Herbivores tend to be big," Shaoqing said meaningfully.”
Puff!
Shrimpy was speechless.
What you said made sense!
" Hatred from Shrimpy 56 "
He was defeated.
The audience gasped in amazement. This strange brain circuit and incisive and incisive response was a one-size-fits-all approach.
Thinking about it carefully, it was true. For example, elephants, horses, cows, and camels were much larger than carnivores. On the other hand, humans, lions, and tigers were no bigger than elephants.
Su Shaoqing calmly chewed on his gum. Soon, another listener called.
"Your surname?"
"My name is Wang Junbo. Streamer, I really like you!”
It was actually a confession.
Yes, it was a man.
Su Shaoqing touched her soft arms and goosebumps appeared on her hands."Cough, cough, like me? What kind of…girl do you like?”
"I like girls who talk slowly." Wang Junbo sounded even more obsessed.”
"Oh, I'll do it then."”
Wang Junbo was speechless.
Beep.
" From Wang Junbo's confusion 666 "
He hung up the phone in confusion.
The other audiences burst into laughter.
"F * ck, if you continue to show off like this, I'll f * cking turn around…It'll just be a CD from the past!”
"Second Battalion Commander, f * cking call out my Italian…girl and let the friendly troops upstairs have some fun!”
The comments section was filled with joy and the atmosphere was very harmonious.
"Ring, ring, ring…"
Another listener called. This frequency was too high. After hanging up, another one came. It was equivalent to constantly facing the "test" of the listener.
A test of quick-witted humor.
Sister Liu shook her head in admiration and answered the call.
She had to admit that she was very envious of Shaoqing Su, who had only been in the company for less than a week.
Moreover, the content of Su Shaoqing's live broadcast seemed to be quite easy, as if anyone could take over. But now that she thought about it, faced with the continuous "calls", she would be stunned on the spot.
After all, he couldn't talk nonsense. It was dry and unhumorous. Who would like to hear it?
Therefore, no one's success was random. Sister Liu was even more touched by this sentence.
Luck?
Haha, even if it was luck, one had to have the ability to grasp it.
"Your surname?"
Su Shaoqing's opening words were always like this.
"My surname is Liu. Streamer, are you from Taiwan?”
A man with a heavy accent asked curiously.
"No, what about you, Mr. Liu?"
Mr. Liu said mysteriously," Host, aren't you quite capable? Make a guess."”
Shaoqing shrugged and smiled." Don't be like that. There are so many provinces in our country. How could I guess? Why don't you give me a hint?"”
Mr. Liu thought for a moment and said," Alright then. The name of my hometown's province starts with H. Guess?"”
Beginning with H?
Many of the audience members were deep in thought as the names of the provinces flashed through their minds.
"Henan?" Shaoqing guessed.
"No."
"Hei Long Jiang?"
"That's not right."
"Hunan?"”
"Hahaha, not really!" Mr. Liu was obviously very proud.
"That's…"
"Hujian!" Mr. Liu said proudly.
Hujian?
There's such a province in China? Am I ignorant?
Su Shaoqing pondered for a moment and almost peed his pants.
"D * mn, could it be a lake…Pah! Fujian, right?"
"That's right!"
Shaoqing was speechless.
The audience was speechless.
With a whoosh, the comments section instantly boiled over again.
"666, every Fujian person is a walking joke maker!”
"I beg for the streamer's psychological shadow, hahaha!”
"I burst out laughing when I heard the word 'Hujian'!”
"How can you accept this?”
"Damn it, you're slandering our Great Lake Construction again! Not good! Hurry up and run, the Cantonese prostitutes are coming to eat us!”
The comments section was filled with jokes and was quite happy.
"Host, how are you perverted?"
Actually, I'm not a pervert.
But she knew what he meant. Su Shaoqing was silent for a moment and said,"Northeast Silver."
"Then shall we play the idiom solitaire?"
"Alright, you start first." Su Shaoqing leaned back in his chair.
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