" F * ck, 6, hahaha!"
Xiao Leng could not help but laugh out loud.
The sudden coquettishness hurt his waist.
He could not help but feel embarrassed for the middle-aged patient.
Needless to say, he was really interested.
Just by looking at the first three or four pages, the narrative was neither fast nor slow, and the language was humorous without being frivolous. Especially when he saw others being choked by the main character, the scene was too amusing.
Xiao Leng continued reading excitedly.
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The middle-aged patient was silent for a long time. When he saw that the doctor was young and handsome, and there was even a Ferrari parked in the garage, he could not help but sigh."Doctor, for a young and promising person like you, there must be many girls pursuing you, right?”
The protagonist was unhappy." You might not believe it, but I don't usually drive a Ferrari. I usually drive an Alto when I go out. But are there not many girls chasing me?”
Sighing, the protagonist said meaningfully,"" You might not be able to get a good girl if you drive a good car. Actually, there are very few materialistic women. The key is whether the man can really understand her and love her like a child..."
The middle-aged patient lowered his head in shame. He could not even compare to a young man in terms of thinking.
I'm ashamed!
At this moment, the protagonist smiled and said," I've been driving an Alto for five years. I can't remember the good girls I've dated. They sat on my Alto and smiled very happily. They were very sincere.
Some girls even asked me with concern,"Why don't you drive your Ferrari?"”
Puff!
The middle-aged patient's face was stiff. He had thought that it would be a bowl of fragrant chicken soup, but he did not expect it to be a bowl of arsenic-based medicine. Moreover, it was a bowl of sh * t…a bowl of sh * t.
Poison, he was poisoned to death!
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Gang Zhen, Xiao Leng was also poisoned. F * ck, he actually " poisoned " openly. Could this author be riding a mantis shrimp?
But for some reason, he couldn't help but feel a little addicted to it. Although it was very poisonous, it was also a little funny. Moreover, under this hippie's surface, there was a thick sense of reality.
It was precisely because of reality that people were poisoned. Otherwise, they would only treat it as nonsense.
He continued reading.
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The middle-aged patient was already scared out of his wits. He quickly went through the discharge procedures.
As he left, the protagonist was about to get off work and go home for dinner when a voice suddenly sounded in his mind.
It was a mechanical voice.
"Ding!"
A system popped up. It seemed that the protagonist had successfully awakened the system after dissing people 9,999 times in his life.
In this system, as long as the main character could cause negative energy or be " stunned ", they would receive a type of points, which could be exchanged for some supernatural items.
System?
Xiao Leng frowned. Although this " toy " was a little novel, and the fact that it could be exchanged for supernatural items made his eyes light up, what was the use of this toy for a daily urban humor?
It seemed a little unnecessary.
Xiao Leng frowned and continued reading to see how the author planned to make things right.
If he couldn't make it right, then fine, the novel would collapse.
When the Bookworm read urban novels, what he hated the most was when the main character obtained a superpower, and then a bunch of monsters and monsters appeared in the originally ordinary city.
For the Bookworm, this was a toxic point.
In his opinion, the so-called setting of being able to exchange for supernatural items was the author's way of laying the foundation for the future " ghosts and monsters."
"Sigh, I hope a good book doesn't collapse.”
Xiao Leng looked down with worry. When he saw it, he was a little stunned.
This author was not playing by the rules. There was no need to lay the foundation. Supernatural events took off the veil of mystery one after another.
On the way to the garage, the protagonist was browsing Weibo and the forum on his phone.
Some of the posts described some of the unimaginable things they had seen, but they were deleted after a while.
Some of the supernatural videos on Weibo were also quickly given mysterious 404s.
All sorts of things.
The protagonist's psychological activity explained all of this. It turned out that these strange events had happened frequently in the past few months. Even some foreign social platforms had frequently exposed " mysterious events."
The efficiency of deleting the post "Harmony" was so high that it could only be the country's doing.
As they walked out of the elevator, the two nurses who passed by whispered to each other.
It seemed that in the past few days, the mortuary would always have a sad song at three in the morning. The security guards on duty were so scared that they did not dare to go to work.
Unknowingly, it created a mysterious atmosphere.
Xiao Leng's eyes lit up. With just a few words, she had already left behind a very deep foreshadowing. Moreover, this strange " mysterious incident " seemed to have affected the entire world.
What was it?
He believed that leaving behind so much brush and ink was definitely not useless. It was definitely a foreshadowing.
As for that system, if nothing went wrong, it should be the protagonist's cheat.
Moreover, this cheat did not allow the protagonist to reap without sowing. On the contrary, it required the protagonist to provoke others from time to time. It could be said to be tailor-made.
He flipped the page.
He flipped the page again.
I've read the third chapter, and the title is 'A Small Trial of the Bull'.
Xiao Leng's eyes lit up. The main character was going to " insult " someone?
He couldn't wait to read on.
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The protagonist was driving a flashy Ferrari and was about to go home when he met a traffic police officer on the way to check for drunk driving.
Finally, it was the protagonist's turn.
The traffic police walked over and took out a machine."Comrade, blow on it."
Any normal person would know what to brag about.
This book comes from：m.funovel.com。