Hahahaha! (Third watch!)
Li You lay on the table and closed his eyes to rest.
Feeling his distress points rising further, he almost laughed out loud.
Ever since he transmigrated, he had a system. As long as he did something that caused dissatisfaction among others, he could absorb the negative emotions formed by the resentment of others to obtain points. Then, he could use the points to exchange for all kinds of things.
It was also because of this that he was even more determined to be a prince of peace. He would eat and drink every day and be carefree.
When he was a little older, he would be qualified to go out and build his own mansion, or even go to a fief. Then, he would be even more free. He would play with beautiful women every day and be a groom every night. How happy would he be?
Isn't this much better than being an emperor?
As an emperor, he had to deal with official matters all day long. He was so tired that he might not even have time to pamper the beauties in the harem.
It seemed to be supreme, but in fact, they did not have much free time. Moreover, they could not do whatever they wanted, or they would be rebuked by a group of ministers.
Therefore, Li You felt that it was much better to be a prince who was waiting for death!
If he was a little willful, no one would say anything.
He wasn't ambitious. As long as he had money to eat, drink, and gamble, it was enough.
I'm content with this life!
Li You lay on the table and slept for about an hour.
Then, he heard Li Shiming say,""Have the royal sons finished writing? Quan Wanji, bring their answers up for me to see.”
With a whoosh, Li You subconsciously stood up and muttered,""Hmm? Was it over? Then I'll go back and continue to sleep."
Then, he turned around and walked out.
The entire court was shocked by his actions, and they were all tongue-tied.
He acted so abnormally and completely ignored the occasion. It really made people speechless.
"Get lost! Hurry up and get lost!"
Li Shi Min was also helpless and said with dissatisfaction.
He was also annoyed with Li You. Since he liked to sleep so much, he should go back to sleep. Staying here would only make him an eyesore. It would only make him feel better.
"Thank you Imperial Father, your son will get lost now.”
Li You turned around and said. Then, he dashed out of the hall with a whoosh and disappeared without a trace in an instant.
"Um…"
Seeing Li You's agile figure, everyone was speechless again. Did he look like he hadn't slept enough?
He was still listless before, so why did he run so fast all of a sudden?
Li Shi Min shook his head. He had given up on Li You.
If trash could be ranked, Li You would definitely be ranked first.
He was really a "talent" in the aspect of not striving for improvement!
"Quan Wanji, read Li You's first. Let's see what this kid wrote.”Li Shi Min said unhappily.
"Yes."
Quan Wanji responded.
Then, he picked out Li You's answer sheet.
“……”
Silence.
Quan Wanji looked at the poem written by Li You, and his hands could not help but tremble.
"Why aren't you reading it?" Li Shi Min asked.
"Your Majesty, this old servant…this old servant…does not dare to read it!”Quan Wanji quickly replied.
" What?!" After listening to Quan Wanji's words, Li Shiming frowned and pointed at Li Chengqian,"Crown Prince, read it!"
Li Chengqian nodded and walked to Quan Wanji's side. He glanced at the content written by Li You.
Then, he said,"Father, your son doesn't dare to read it."”
Li Shimin slapped his dragon throne angrily and said,""What did this kid write? Why don't you dare to read it?”
"Imperial Father, why don't I read it?" Li Tai raised his hand and shouted.
Li Tai was fat and had a round belly. He looked silly and cute.
"Alright, Green Sparrow, you read it." Li Shi Min said with a satisfied smile.
His love for Li Tai was even more than Li Chengqian's, and it even exceeded the rules of etiquette.
Of course, this was also because Li Tai was extremely talented and intelligent.
Li Chengqian frowned at the side. He glanced at Li Tai with an ugly expression.
He knew that Li Tai had always wanted to fight for the throne. Li Tai was his greatest enemy.
Although they were brothers from the same mother, his relationship with Li Tai had become worse because of the matter of the throne.
After Li Tai took Li You's answer sheet from Quan Wanji, the corners of his mouth twitched a few times and he shook his head with a bitter smile.
Then, he began to read.
"Everyone says that the prince is good, but power is unforgettable!
Where are the generals and generals from ancient times to the present? A pile of grass is gone."
Li Shimin listened to the poem and thought that although the poem was not very brilliant, it was not bad either. Moreover, it was quite free and easy. What was there to be afraid of?
Just as he was thinking about this, the next few lines of the poem made him angry.
"I'm not the emperor's order. Why bother?
Since his ambition was not here, he might as well be a chaotic king.”
Hearing this, Li Shi Min's expression changed.
This kid actually dared to make this matter clear?!
In fact, everyone present knew that the so-called academic assessment was definitely related to the future heir to the throne.
Although Li Chengqian was the Crown Prince now, he might not be the Crown Prince in the future!
The Crown Prince could be abolished and re-established!
All the officials in the court knew that the court was calm on the surface, but it was not peaceful in the dark.
For example, the favored King of Wei, Li Tai, was Li Chengqian's greatest opponent.
However, if Li Shimin didn't say it out loud, how could others dare to say it?
Everyone was just pretending to be confused. They knew each other well and would not put it on the table.
However, Li You's limerick pierced through this layer of window paper, which was a little embarrassing.
"This b * stard really doesn't want to improve. He actually dares to ruin my stage!”
Li Shi Min's face darkened. He was angry, but he wasn't furious.
"Imperial Father, Fifth Brother also wrote a few words at the end. I don't know if I should read them or not.”
Li Tai said.
"Is this poem not over yet?" Li Shi Min asked.
Although it was a limerick, it was already very complete.
The first half of the song was pretty good, and the rhyme was also good. However, the second half of the song took a sharp turn. It was completely made up casually, and the contrast was too great.
"I'm not done." Li Tai shook his head.
"Continue reading!" Li Shi Min said.
Li Tai gulped and said,""Ha…ha…!”
"What?"
Li Shi Min was stunned. He didn't understand.
Li Tai said," That's it. Fifth Brother wrote four words at the end of the poem, hahahaha.”
This time, Li Shiming reacted and was furious. He scolded,"How dare you! Arrogant!"
"Imperial Father, please calm down!"
Li Tai hurriedly knelt down.
The other princes and ministers also knelt down and shouted at the same time,"Your Majesty, please calm down!"
At the same time, many people were cursing Li You in their hearts.
Hahahaha?
Was he mocking her? He really dared to write anything!
On the other side, Li You, who was on his way back, couldn't help but sneeze a few times.
Looking at how he absorbed the increasing distress points, he felt very happy.
"Not bad, not bad. It seems that you have a deep grudge against me. You probably scolded me very fiercely!”
He didn't care about this at all. Instead, he was very happy. This was the effect he wanted!
As expected, it was too slow to absorb negative emotions by relying on the people around him. It was better to give the emperor and the ministers a headache.
He knew that his writing was a little out of line, but at most, he would be scolded. Li Shiming would not cut him.
No matter what, he was still a prince.
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