Zi ~~~
Swoosh!
！！！！！
Alright, I know that none of you understand what it means, so I'll explain it in detail again.
At that time, my chopsticks were only 0.001m away from the piece of beef. I knew that after 0.01 seconds, I would grab it and stuff it into my mouth after the next 0.1 seconds. But who would have thought…Just 0.01 seconds later, I did use my chopsticks to pick up the piece of beef that was neither too old nor tender. However, in that 0.1 second when the beef was sent into my mouth! They! Those bastards! He did not even care about Mr. Newton's unwilling cries in the urn! He turned his head in 0.001 seconds! He stopped me loudly,"Billy!/ Sakurai! Sakurai! Sakurai! What are you doing?"
Should I complain that all of you are calling me by my name in unison, or should I complain that all of you are calling me by my name differently? Besides! I'm just eating a piece of beef! Was it necessary?
"What's wrong? Didn't I just eat a piece of beef? Haven't you seen it before? What? You, you, you and you! Go do what you should do!"
The above words are all nonsense. Please do not call Mayuzuki Tane-san Mikako, Kazuyoshi Kazuyoshi, and Misuki Chuhara. Thank you.
"That... I saw this…this... There was a fly flying around on the pot…That's why you reached out your chopsticks…" I said weakly. For now, I could only pretend to be a coward. Even the shape-guarding senior had already put down the book in his hand and stared straight at me.
"Sakurai-san, can you tell me what you're holding in your hand?”The president was walking like a cat with a smile on his face. He was wearing an apron and holding a frying spoon in his hand. However…What the hell was that shadow on her face?
"I... I'm holding chopsticks…" I stammered in response to the invisible pressure from the guild leader.
Bang! Chu Yuan placed the knife in his hand on the table. Sigh, you didn't just place the knife on the table, you just stabbed it into the table, didn't you? It's f * cking standing up!" Billy, it's not good to lie, and you're telling such a stupid lie so blatantly!“
This was…I didn't say anything wrong, did I? I'm indeed holding chopsticks, but what you want to know is what I'm holding…They couldn't delay any longer! If this continues, I won't be able to eat this piece of beef at its most delicious time! Strike first!
Ah ~~~ Woo ~~~ I... eat
If the scene was played in slow motion, I would have opened my mouth and sent the chopsticks towards my mouth in the most exaggerated way possible. The others would have seen through my intentions and all rushed towards me. Of course, it would not be like what was described in the manga, where they would all rush forward to fight for the main character's item, resulting in an even bigger tragedy (such as causing the hot pot soup to spill all over the ground…).
In an instant, four pairs of hands attacked me. My current situation could be said to be extremely dangerous. If I was not careful, I would fall into a state of eternal damnation. However, I only smiled. I believed that this old man only needed to say a few words to teach them to take off their weapons and surrender.
"I'm just here to see if it's cooked! "I shouted.
I did sense a slight pause in their movements, but they still pounced at me without hesitation."Who would believe you! You greedy ghost!“
"Don't... "The plan failed. We can only immediately execute Plan B-quickly stuff the beef into our mouths!
but... Pa... Under the crowd's pushing, the meat fell to the ground…
"No!" The climax of "This is Love" automatically played in my mind. I watched helplessly as it fell.”What are you doing! "I'm angry. When a supporting role is angry, he takes off his hat and goes barefoot, snatching the ground with his head. This is the anger of a mediocre man, not the anger of a scholar. When Zhuan Zhu assassinated Wang Liao, a comet hit the moon. When Nie Zheng assassinated Han Gui, a white rainbow pierced the sun. To leave the assassination of Qingji, Cang Ying in the palace to attack. These three men, all of whom are the lords of the lower part of the cloth, have not yet shown their anger, and have come down to heaven with their horses and horses, and have made four generals with me. If the soldiers were angry, they would have killed two people and bled five paces away. The world would have been in chaos, and today was the case.
"This is a waste! Do you know? " When I'm angry, no one dares to speak. Even the president is taken away by my imposing manner." It was a diligent old cow. It was born to eat grass with all its heart, then exercise and ruminate. It had the highest requirements for every inch of muscle in its body, just to grow a body of meat and serve us humans. In the end, it finally embarked on the journey to achieve its goal of being a cow and became a high-quality Kobe beef for the upper class to enjoy. After a long journey, it finally welcomed its final mission. It was taken out of the shop, sliced, put into a pot, sharpened in the boiling juice, reborn in the mellow sauce, and then! It was eternal in the Gourmet's mouth! However! Why are you so cruel? It just wanted to realize its dream! Dust to dust to dust to earth to earth, beef does not enter the stomach, ah ah!“
"The three-second rule. " Shape-guarding senior adjusted his glasses and said calmly.
"Ah, right! There's also the three-second rule!" Chu Yuan's eyes lit up as he stared at me with a wicked smile. He almost reached out to pick up the piece of meat that had fallen to the ground and stuffed it into my mouth.
"Come on, Sakurai Kun ~ Don't waste it ~ Ah ~~~" F * ck! You, Chu Yuan, were just eager to try, but you actually attacked me directly! And what's that smile on your face?! Do you want me to have diarrhea after eating something unclean? Do you know that you might become a widow by doing this?!
I shook my head and pretended to be unhappy again."Stop fooling around! I'm saying..."
"What are you trying to say? Sakurai ~" F * ck! He was so arrogant that he forgot that there was a God here! "Hey ~ Tell me ~ Ah ~ Sakurai-san…"
Although the president used the tone of a cute girl, looking at her dark expression, it didn't seem like she had any feelings for me. Instead, it was more like she wanted to teach me a lesson.
"I..." My aura collapsed in an instant. This was the pressure of a predator at the top of the food chain on the " food " at the bottom. For a low-level creature like me, it was best not to stroke her tiger beard. "That... I just hope that everyone will not waste it…"
" A waste?!" The president's aura suddenly changed." You're saying…" The people of our Wuyue Tengen clan…Don't you have the habit of being thrifty?”
Hah... Huh? There are four people here who aren't from your Wuyue Tianyi clan, right? Besides... The habits of your Wuyuten family…How the f * ck would I know? Strictly speaking, your habits…It has nothing to do with me…
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