There were many latrines in the Du Residence, and they were distributed in all directions. Moreover, there was more than one squatting position in each place.
Not only that, but the Du Mansion's toilets were also very clean and luxurious, so Cheng Yaojin liked to come to the Du Mansion to use the toilet very much.
Every time this happened, Du Gou's face would be filled with disdain.
He had seen people freeloading on food, but he had never seen anyone freeloading on the toilet.
Cheng Yaojin was definitely one of the weirdest celebrities in the Great Tang!
Du Gou fanned himself as he strolled to the backyard latrine where Cheng Yaojin used the toilet.
I'll let you have a good look today. I guarantee that you'll doubt your life.
Du Gou smiled sinisterly and then asked seriously.
"State Duke Lu, long time no see. I wonder how State Duke Lu is feeling today?”
Cheng Yaojin pulled the door open, revealing a small gap. Then, a big pancake face appeared.
Da Bing's face was covered with a beard, which was very much in line with the image of Cheng Yaojin in later movies and television dramas.
Cheng Yaojin looked very unhappy today.
Du Gou originally thought that he had discovered the trick in the latrine so quickly. He did not expect that this was not the reason why Cheng Yaojin was in a bad mood.
"You brat, you actually called me Duke Lu instead of General Cheng. Are you looking for death?”
Du Gou ignored his threat and continued to ask.
"Seeing that State Duke Lu doesn't look too good, why don't you say it!”
Cheng Yaojin glared at Du Gou and asked.
"How about I tell you? Can you help me?”
Du Gou chuckled.
"If State Duke Lu is unhappy, why don't you say it to make me happy?”
"You…"
Cheng Yaojin did not expect Du Gou, who had always followed the rules and treated him like a tiger, to actually dare to make a joke out of him today. He was so angry that he wanted to open the door and teach Du Gou a lesson.
"State Duke Lu, you're still in the toilet, be careful!”
Cheng Yaojin realized that it was inconvenient for him, so he squatted down again and threatened.
"Brat, you've got guts today. Watch how I deal with you later.”
Du Gou was not discouraged and asked.
"Why is State Duke Lu in a bad mood? Could it be related to your wife?"
Three years ago, Cheng Yaojin's first wife, Madam Sun, had passed away and only remarried a few days ago.
This should be the time for him to enjoy the warmth of his new wife. Why was there no joy on Cheng Yaojin's face? Instead, he looked a little lonely!
This was the reason why Du Gou couldn't help but gossip.
When Cheng Yaojin heard Du Gou's words, his originally high-pitched voice suddenly became low, sounding very dispirited.
Du Gou had always liked to observe people's expressions. Seeing Cheng Yaojin's expression, he could roughly guess what was going on.
Du Gou consoled her kindly." It seems like Duke Lu and your wife are not on good terms. But it doesn't matter. I believe that you will still be like this in the near future. There won't be any improvement."”
Cheng Yaojin thanked him instinctively.
He only reacted after three seconds.
"Brat, you're courting death today! How dare you tease me! I won't shit anymore. Today, I'll teach you a lesson on behalf of this old man.”
Du Gou laughed out loud and said,"If you can walk out of the toilet, then you're amazing!"”
Cheng Yaojin looked around and cursed.
"Brat, don't you have toilet paper in your toilet? Even if he didn't have toilet paper, he should at least have a toilet token!”
Of course, the Du Mansion was equipped with toilet paper and toilet chips, but these things were collected by Du Gou and burned together.
There was only a basin of clean water left in the toilet.
Cheng Yaojin fell into deep thought. Should he wipe it with his hands? And then wash his hands?
Du Gou deliberately provoked him." Duke Lu, why don't you wipe your hands and then wash them? It's fine like this. Anyway, only you and I know about this. I won't tell anyone for you."”
Cheng Yaojin roared,"I used to believe you, but I'm not at ease with your father today." Don't worry, I'll stay here until your father, Du Keming, personally brings you toilet paper and toilet chips."”
Du Gou had been waiting for this sentence. After bidding farewell to Cheng Yaojin, he went to find Fang Xuanling.
"Lord Fang, how have you been recently?”
"Thank you for your concern, nephew." Fang Xuanling chuckled."My son has always been very healthy."”
Listen, listen.
As expected, the way a scholar spoke was pleasant to the ear, unlike Cheng Yaojin, that boorish person, who said 'father' as soon as he spoke.
Du Gou wanted to give up on the idea of messing with Fang Xuanling, but for the sake of the system's Madness Points, Du Gou apologized in his heart and then activated his Madness mode.
"I'm good at everything, but I'm too wooden. Usually, other than reading military books when practicing martial arts, he would also read military books when practicing martial arts. He was already 20 years old, yet he still did not want to marry and have children.”
Fang Xuanling was silent for a long time before letting out a long sigh.
Du Gou knew that he had hit his sore spot. He smiled coldly and continued to rub salt into his wound.
"Is Yiai still going to Pingkang Lane to indulge in debauchery recently? Did she hook up with a good family again and then get rejected?”
Fang Xuanling felt like dying when he heard this.
His two sons, the eldest son, Fang Yizhi, had no interest in women at all.
The youngest son, Fang Yiai, was a womanizer and wanted to sleep with every woman he met.
However, fate played a trick on him!
Fang Yi Zhi had the heart of a general, but he had the appearance of a handsome young man, attracting the hearts of many young ladies.
Fang Yi 'ai had the heart of a wastrel, but he had the face of a rough general, scaring all the women away.
The difference between the two of them was so great that Du Gou had no choice but to guess whether they were biological brothers or not.
Fang Xuanling couldn't stay any longer. He casually touched it and suddenly discovered something different.
"Where's the toilet paper? Where's the toilet token?"
Fang Xuanling, who had always been gentle and refined, let out an unprecedented roar.
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