The life I yearn for, Village Chief Pi
15 Let’s Beat the Landlord to Death 3

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On the other side, Teacher He had just finished his heart test with the audience.

Qi Si was very enthusiastic as he patted Teacher He's hand.

"That's great! Teacher He, I like you very much too. You were my idol when I was young! I've watched all your children's programs! I grew up watching your children's programs!!”

He Jiong was speechless.

"Energy from He Jiong's pickup truck 37!!”

Little Nan Nan added at the right time,

"Yes, yes! Grandpa He Jiong, Daddy really likes your children's show! He often plays it for me to see, but it's a little too childish…"

He Jiong was speechless.

"From netizen He Jiong's pickup truck energy 57!!”

"Host's pickup truck energy 50!!”

Qi Si smiled bitterly in his heart, Damn it! I won't take the blame!"

~~~

Sensing He Jiong's awkwardness, the audience burst into laughter.

"Ha, ha, ha! The same treatment as Teacher Huang Lei, begging our male god, the area of psychological trauma…"

"He Jiong: My psychological trauma is infinite. Don't pull me, I'm going to chop this village chief up!”

"Ha, ha, ha! Little Nan Nan is so cute. I've decided that I want this daughter…"

“……”

"From two to four million netizens, the energy of the pickup truck has increased by 80000!!”

"Energy from Zhao Xiaogu's pickup truck 47!!”

In a hotel room.

Zhao Xiaogu, who was holding his phone and watching the live broadcast, said,"

"Hahaha! Aiya! I can't! My jaw dropped from laughing…"

"Aiya, Little Gu! What's wrong with you? Why can't you close your chin?”

Looking at the girl whose jaw dropped from laughing, Assistant Little Wang did not know what to do. He could only panic…

Coincidentally, Zhao Xiaogu's best friend, Yang Zi, who was going on the show with him the next day, walked in.

Looking at the panicked two people, Yang Zi quickly made up his mind and said,

"Not good, Little Gu's jaw has dropped from laughing. Let's call an ambulance and send her to the hospital!”

"Energy from Yang Zi's pickup truck 50!!”

……

Mushroom Hut.

The two greasy middle-aged men were defeated by Qi Si and Little Nan Nan.

Finally, it was the energetic Liu Xianhua's turn to introduce himself…

Da Hua had learned from the two of them and knew to speak as little as possible.

So…he scratched his head and said shyly,"

"Hello, my name is Liu Xianhua. You can call me Henry!!”

Qi Si didn't say anything to Da Hua.

After all, the two of them were not very familiar with each other, and he had never seen a show with Dahua.

~~~

Although QiSi didn't say anything, the comments were already in an uproar…

"Da Hua, run! If the village chief finds out that you've taken her: If a vase worth 100 million yuan was smashed, wouldn't he be skinned alive?!”

"Da Hua! We might as well set the village chief's house on fire and run!!”

"Da Hua: This show can't be recorded! Just a random broken vase is worth 100 million. I'd better go home and farm!!”

“……”

Liu Xianhua finished his introduction.

Finally, it was Dilireba's turn.

But just as Liu Xianhua was about to speak, Qi Si interrupted him,"

"Fat Tiger, you don't need to introduce yourself. We all know you!!”

Fatty Deeny toot.

Everyone was speechless.

"Energy from Dilareba's pickup truck 47!!”

"From Liu Xianhua, Huang Lei, He Jiong, and the director team, the pickup truck's energy is 217!!”

~~~

"Haha! Fat Tiger! Society, society…"

"It's over! Everyone knew! In the future, Fatty Di won't be able to leave this nickname…"

" Fat Tiger is so good-looking when he grows up. I want one too…"

"I miss you, Fat Tiger. What should I do?”

“……”

"From two to four million netizens, the energy of the pickup truck has increased by 50000!!”

The comments started discussing Fatty Deeny's nickname…

After the four celebrities finished their introductions, it was finally Qi Si's turn.

"Hello! My name is Qi Si! He's your village chief and landlord. This is my daughter, Qi Siyun. You can call her by her nickname: Little Nan Nan…"

Qi Si patted his daughter's head in his arms, doting on her.

Fatty Di's eyes were full of stars. He crossed his arms in front of his chest like a smitten flower.

"So cute! Was the little darling called Qi Siyun? What a nice name! It feels like a hug…"

Little Nan Nan, who was hiding in Qi Si's arms, made a funny face at Fatty Di.

……

After the introductions, Director Wang Zhengyu said,"

"Village Chief's house is not bad, right?"

Everyone nodded.

" The basic unit of measurement here is corn," the director continued." Everything is cheap. But…"

Everyone was speechless.

A gust of wind blew past, but no one answered. This made the director feel very awkward, as if the autumn wind was blowing…

On the other hand, the cute Fatty Deeny was very tactful. However, she only reacted after a long time and continued,

"But what?"

"Cough cough!" The director, Wang Zhengyu, coughed and straightened his voice before rapping,

"The biggest executive director of China's variety show, Mango TV, has escaped! Bastard director Liu Tao, slacking off every day, owed 350 million yuan, and ran away with her best friend's sponsor. Our production team has no choice but to use corn as a salary. The original price of the corn was more than 20 or 30 yuan. It was all 998 yuan, 998 yuan! Liu Tao, you bastard, you're not human. We've worked hard for you for half a year, but you don't pay us. Return us our hard-earned money! Return us our hard-earned money!”

Everyone looked around blankly and slipped away…

Only Da Hua opened his mouth and said foolishly,"Who is Liu Tao?"

A gust of autumn wind blew past, and the director felt like he had nothing left to live for…

Director Wang Zhengyu was speechless.

"From Wang Zhengyu's pickup truck, energy 25!!”

~~~

"Haha! I beg the director for his psychological trauma!"

"I'm happy to see the director's hopeless look!”

"What is this?"

“……”

The awkward director sighed and said,"

"Because the budget for the show is limited, you have to pay 1000 grains of corn as rent…"

"How much?"

After hearing the director's words, Teacher Huang Lei was very surprised!

" 1000 corn!!"

"1000 corn? Let's just beat the landlord to death!"

Huang Lei grabbed Qi Si's neck from behind and pushed him to the ground, holding him down tightly…

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