After Fatty Di introduced himself, He Jiong, who was a little restless, raised his hand and said happily,
"It's my turn! It's my turn! My dad named my brother He Hao! He Hao, who was one sun above and one sky below!”
When the village chief heard the name of Teacher He Jiong's brother, he opened his mouth wide and exclaimed,
"Good name! He Ritian! It's similar to my father's name!"
Fatty Deeny heard the village chief's words and became interested. He asked adorably,"What's the name of the village chief's father?”
"Qi Goudan!"
The village chief coughed and said seriously.
He Jiong was speechless.
"Energy from He Jiong's pickup truck 34!!”
Mr. He, who had been stabbed, pouted unhappily.
F * ck!
Goudan = F * ck?
At this moment, the sorrowful Teacher He Ji realized something.
Not far away, the Shiba Inu had long disappeared, and the poodle was sunbathing.
Teacher He Jiong's forehead was full of black lines as he thought to himself,"What the f * ck! Damn it! Goudan is really the same as the heavens…"
Feeling a little awkward, Teacher He Ji quickly returned to the main topic and continued,
"When he gave me a name, my dad was hesitating between 'He Dan' and 'He Jiong'!”
A gust of autumn wind swept past…
Everyone was speechless.
Chef Huang, who was cooking, didn't stay idle either. He couldn't help but tease,
"Nuclear bomb? Then you're even more frightening…"
"Wahaha! Teacher He! What was your father thinking?”
Da Hua held his stomach and asked with a smile.
"He's walking the 'Ri' style, to be honest. "Dan: New Year's Day, the beginning of a year. It's actually quite interesting…"
Teacher He Jiong's face was flushed red, and the veins on his forehead were bulging. He argued like 'Kong Yiji' in the works of the famous writer Lu Xun.
After Teacher He Jiong finished speaking, the mushroom house was filled with a happy atmosphere.
~~~
Who would have thought that the name of the Unaging Prince Charming, He Jiong, had such a story?
This made the audience in the live broadcast room laugh at the name shared by Teacher He Jiong.
"Wahaha! He Dan! I didn't expect you to be like this, Mr. He…"
"He Dan!" Haha, how interesting! Teacher He's nickname had arrived! In the future, when you see him, call him He Dan!”
"Big Windmill Show: Hello, children! I'm Sister Scarab! I'm Uncle Nuclear Bomb! Bang! Big Windmill died!"
“……”
The village chief also replied happily,"Yes!" However, if the surname was He, it would become a poached egg!”
Coincidentally, Little Nan Nan escaped from Fatty Di's embrace and ran into the village chief's arms. She 'naively' stabbed Teacher He,"
"No, I feel that whatever 'Dan' is fun! Idiot, good egg, bad egg, century egg, egg, salted egg, stinky egg…"
He Jiong was speechless.
"Energy from He Jiong's pickup truck 39!!”
After being 'stabbed in the ribs' by the village chief and his daughter, the heart-warming Prince Charming felt like he had nothing left to live for…
However, Teacher He Jiong was indeed the best host. He thought quickly and said,
"What do you mean by not even good! Look, Huang Dan, Qi Dan, and Liu Dan, grenades…"
Teacher He Jiong pointed at the crowd as he mocked them.
However, Teacher He didn't mention Fatty Di. After all, Dilareba wasn't Fatty Di's surname. Her name also had five characters, which made Teacher He Ji suddenly unable to think of a good name.
However, Little Nan Nan's brain worked even faster.
He pointed at Fatty Di with his chubby little hand and said in a childish voice,
"Fatty Dan! Hot Dan! Batan! What a cute name!"
Fatty Deeny was speechless.
"Energy from Dilareba's pickup truck 27!!”
Fatty Deeny, who had black lines all over his head, thought to himself,
F * ck!
It's really like when people sit at home, the pot comes from the sky!
~~~
The tens of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room watched as the people in the mushroom house discussed the meaning of the name. When it came to the village chief and his daughter, everything changed. Each and every one of them almost laughed until their abdominal muscles popped out.
"Hahaha, this is so interesting. It seems that anyone's name with an 'egg' is quite funny!”
"Yes, yes! My surname is Wang, my name is Ba, and if I add eggs, I'm Wang Ba Egg!”
"Yes, yes! That Yang guy, his name, wasn't he called sheep dung egg!”
"Hahaha, Mushroom is too interesting. I feel that if I continue watching, my abs will be laughed out again.”
“……”
"From 1,000,000 netizens, the energy of the pickup truck has increased by 100000!!”
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At this moment, in Beijing.
The giant director of the entertainment industry.
A certain Guo Xiaosi, who was 1.4 meters tall and 1.8 meters long, in an immature CG movie:
" The plagiarized lousy film caused the audience to disappear."
At the filming location.
She was a famous female celebrity who was born as a child star and had a hot body.
Big Mimi, one of the four young beauties in mainland China: Yang Mi.
She had just finished her cameo in the movie.
Backstage, Big Mimi was a little tired after a day of filming and was removing her makeup…
However, Big Honey was very busy with work and was a workaholic.
Just as he had some free time, he took out his phone and opened Mango TV's " Yearning " livestream.
Big Mimi opened the live broadcast room to see how her little friend, Dilareba, was doing.
Fatty Di was a good seedling that Big Honey had discovered in the Film Academy.
Big Honey even brought him along to 'get along' with him for a period of time…
Big Honey, who had been busy for a long time, was still considering.
Should he go to the " Yearning " program once to support his little sister, Fatty Di?
When Big Mimi opened the live broadcast room, she found that Teacher He Jiong was revealing the origin of his name.
Just this alone was enough to make Big Honey laugh so hard that she couldn't stop…
However, who would have thought that a doll-like little girl would point at Fatty Di and say in a childish voice,
"Fatty Dan! Hot Dan! Batan! What a cute name!"
Hearing the porcelain doll's words, Yang Midan, who was laughing, let out a barbell-like smile. She laughed even more happily.
"Wuhahaha! Fatty Dan! Hot Dan! Batan! It was too funny! Hmm…Ho, Ho!"
"Kacha!"
A crisp sound rang out…
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