"We're here to look for our master, ha! Hah! I was worried that you guys would come to snatch the meat.”
After hearing Teacher He's words, the colorful parrot immediately perked up. It shook its beautiful colorful feathers and flew around the crowd twice before returning to stand on Little White's head. It stroked the feathers on its head with its right wing and said,"Since you guys aren't going to rob us, then we're going to rob you.”
"Hey! This tree is planted by me, this road is opened by me; If you want to fight, stay to buy firewood; The men stood on the left, and the women stood on the right.”
Not only Teacher Huang, Teacher He, and the others, even the director, Wang Zhengyu, the director, and the cameraman were all dumbfounded.。。。。。。
Liu Shishi and Fatty Deeny were no longer afraid. They curiously poked their heads out from behind Teacher Huang and looked at the parrot standing on Xiaobai's head in surprise.
"What's wrong? Are you not giving Hua Qiang face?" The parrot saw that they were neither speaking nor moving, so it immediately added.
The audience in the live broadcast room was also amused by this colorful parrot.
"Hello, Yaoyao Ling? I want to make a report. All the members of the program team of "The Life You Aware of" are being robbed by a colorful parrot!”
" Yao Yao Ling: We will arrive at the scene in 24 hours.”
"F * ck! I heard Sun Honglei's voice."
"Brother Hua Qiang, do you want a knife?"
“666.。。。。。。”
Teacher Huang was also an old child. He knew how to play and was not afraid. In an instant, he became a playboy and took a step forward. He cupped his fists and said in a low voice,"Brother Hua Qiang! Seeing that everyone was in the underworld, he gave his brother face and let him go. He would definitely repay him in the future. Even the landlord family did not have any surplus grain these days!”
"Tsk!"
"Hahaha…"
The people behind him also burst into laughter.
Teacher He was the famous He Sansui. After hearing the conversation between Teacher Huang and the parrot, he cupped his fists and said,"Brother Hua Qiang! What do you think? If you let us go up the mountain, we'll leave these two beauties behind to pay off the debt.”After saying that, he pulled Liu Shishi and Fatty Di to the front.
Little Fatty Di shook his head in confusion."Teacher He! I don't want to! Don't leave me behind!"
Everyone laughed again.!!”Even the beauty Shi Shi smiled at Fatty Di.
Many of the netizens in the live broadcast room burst out laughing when they saw Fatty Di like this.
After hearing Mr. Huang and Mr. He's words, the colorful parrot stood on Xiaobai's head and looked up at the sky in deep thought. It seemed to be really considering Mr. He's suggestion.
Everyone cooperated with it and no one disturbed it.
After thinking for a while, the rainbow parrot spread its wings and flew toward the two women. It circled the two women a few times before stopping on a tree branch beside them and muttering to itself,"Aiyo! Not bad! One had a good figure, and the other had fair skin. Young Master would probably like her. Should he take her or not? No! Wouldn't she be fighting for my favor if she snatched them up the mountain? I really hate palace fights.”
Ms. Huang and Mr. He were already squatting on the ground, laughing. Shi Shi and Fatty Di were blushing, biting their lips and looking at the parrot helplessly.
Before everyone could laugh enough, the parrot flew to Shi Shi and Fatty Di's heads and said,""You two remember this well. In the future, please serve the young master well. Don't gossip in front of the young master, tell tales, be jealous, and be as close as sisters in the harem.“
After a pause, he said,"If you can't stand the loneliness and go out to steal someone, I'll beat you to death!"”
This time, everyone was laughing so hard that they collapsed. Even the cameraman behind them was laughing so hard that he was cramping. The camera was shaking and crooked. Fortunately, the cameraman still had his professionalism. He remembered his job and did not collapse from laughing like everyone else.
live room
"What the f * ck, this parrot speaks idioms so well!”
"Ahhh! Palace fights!"
"Ah! Wasn't it forbidden for animals to become spirits after the founding of the People's Republic?”
"Qiqi is so beautiful! Chen Duxiu's show!"
"Hey! 120? No, someone here had already fainted from laughing.”
"Upstairs, don't worry. I'll give you mouth-to-mouth resuscitation immediately.”
"Upstairs, go! The big dick loli is waiting for you?"
"Ah! I want to get off. This is not the bus to the kindergarten!”
"I'm going to kill you, kill you! You stinky parrot!" Reba rushed to the tree and pointed at Qiqi as she shouted.
"Hey! You lowly scum! How dare you offend your superiors! Wukong! Slap him! Slap!" After she finished speaking, she shouted at Wukong, who was grilling behind her.
"Ah! The two of you actually ate it without informing me. Doesn't your conscience hurt?，Leave some for me!" When she turned around to call out to Wukong, she saw that Little White and Wukong were already eating.
Ignoring everyone else, he turned around and flew towards Xiaobai. As he flew, he shouted," Leave some for her."
The three of them ignored everyone else and sat in a circle to fight over the cooked roasted rabbit and grilled fish.
"Ge Ge! You'd better go and snatch beauties for Young Master! Don't come and snatch our food!" Xiaobai said to Giggle while eating.
"Master Bai! Master Bai! Brother Monkey! Brother Monkey! Leave some for me and don't let me eat. Be careful that I don't tell on you to the young master. You have to know that I'm very good at pillow talk!”
Teacher Huang and the others were once again in a mess.。。。。。。There was such a showy operation.
Reba was still standing under the tree, pointing at the empty treetops with a look of " Who am I? Where am I?" .
The director looked at the assistant director, who looked at the director. Wang Zhengyu's heart was actually already blooming with joy. A variety show had to be interesting and controversial. Just this segment would definitely be popular. He could already imagine the headlines.
The program,"The Life You Aware of", was robbed during the recording process.
" Liu Shishi and Reba have a palace fight with a parrot."
"The story of Liu Shishi, Reba, and the mysterious man must be told!”
"Did you record everything just now?”Wang Zhengyu turned around and asked the director.
The director gave him an " OK " gesture.
"I'll edit it and post it online immediately!" the director said to the assistant director in charge of publicity.
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