After drinking the water and wetting her throat, Aunt Alan couldn't help but laugh again. Under the curiosity of countless onlookers, she began to tell her story...
"I remember that year was the winter vacation after Da Zheng graduated from primary school. It was very, very cold. That day, Xiufang was also at Dazheng's house, playing with his sister Xiaoyue, right here…"
Aunt Lan pointed at the firewood pile." While playing, Xiufang said she wanted to eat crabs. Xiaoyue said she wanted to eat crabs too, so she ran to her brother excitedly and asked him if he could bring them to catch crabs.”
"It's such a cold day, and the river is frozen. He really brought the two of them there.”
"Xiufang and Xiaoyue are standing on the shore. There were a few places where the water was deep that did not freeze. Da Zheng laid his body on the big rock. He really had the guts to do it! He reached into the cold river and touched under the rocks.”
"There really is a crab hiding under the rock, but the rock is very big. As soon as he touched it, the crab retreated, and he leaned forward a little…"
Why did he have to start from Pangu's creation of the world?
Big Light guessed that this wasn't a funny ending, so he pretended to laugh and interrupted,""Aunt Alan, just say that Da Zheng fell into the river! Ahahaha…He fell into the river in the middle of winter! Hahaha…"
"Yes, yes! Da Zheng fell into the river just like that! Hahaha…"
Aunt Alan was laughing so hard that she was shaking back and forth.
The onlookers were all dumbfounded!
This…wasn't the joke a little too low?!
Aunt Alan couldn't stop laughing, but she continued,"" Dazheng is drenched from head to toe. After he got up, he was so cold that he had to hurry home…The problem is that the cotton jacket and pants he's wearing absorb water, hahaha…"
"He took a breath on the shore. He only took a few steps! My clothes and pants were frozen hard…Hahaha…I couldn't move my legs at all hahaha…Xiufang ran back and told me, so I and a few villagers quickly ran to the river.”
"I saw Da Zheng, hahaha. He was like a crab made by a machine, moving sideways bit by bit into the house! Xiaoyue is still shouting at the side, brother, you can do it, brother, you can do it…hahaha…"
"In the end, when the two villagers carried him back, he said that he was trying to be brave and blamed Xiufang for being nosy! Ahahaha…"
Aunt Alan finally finished speaking and could finally hold her stomach that was hurting from laughing.
Imagining the scene of " machine-made crabs moving horizontally bit by bit " and the cute little sister Xiaoyue shouting " Go, brother ", they were infected by Aunt Alan's joy and countless people laughed inside and outside the camera...
"Oh my god, I'm dying of laughter…"
"It can be said to be very vivid. Will Da Zheng die of embarrassment when he hears it?”
"When can I see Xiaoyue? She's really cute ~"
"Aunt Alan, the most versatile peasant woman in history! I want to laugh when I hear her laugh, hahaha…"
"From life, from life. This is the life you yearn for! Aunt Alan, come and visit us!"
At the same time, on the other side.
Yang Zheng went upstairs and gently knocked on the door a few times. After a while, he heard a response from Hot Bar.
During this period, he had already heard the outspoken Aunt Alan start to talk about her embarrassing childhood. What else could he do? He could only smile helplessly…
"The swelling should be gone now, right? Teacher Huang said to come down for dinner."
"Yes, Brother Dazheng, I should be fine…You…You guys eat first.”
The sound that came from outside was a little intermittent. Yang Zheng thought that she must have been a little weak after waking up.
"How can that be! Tonight, a friend of mine from the village and an elder came. Everyone is waiting for you to come and have dinner together.”
"Is that so? Alright then…Brother Dazheng, wait a moment.”
Reba responded.
Hearing Reba call him Big Brother Zheng through the camera made some of her male fans feel a little uncomfortable…
Half a minute later, the door opened.
Seeing Reba return to normal, although the fans were surprised and happy, they also saw the obvious redness on her cheeks. They thought that it must have been caused by Yang Zheng's 'kisses' countless times...
This made those male fans who fantasized about Reba becoming their wives almost heartbroken!
Yang Zheng smiled at Reba, who was standing in front of him."Yes, it's recovering very well. It's almost impossible to tell. Of course, the red spot had not faded.”
Reba's face turned hot, and her eyes evaded the smile, which was a little unnatural."Really? So be it…It doesn't matter, everyone knows what's going on anyway…"
"Then let's go down and eat! I think you're starving too."
"Hmm…"
Reba lowered her head and whispered," Brother Dazheng, thank you." And, um…I'm sorry…"
"You've already thanked me before." However, why was he apologizing?”
"I…I ordered so many dishes yesterday. It was indeed a little wrong.”
Reba's face was about to bleed.
"That's it?" Yang Zheng smiled faintly. Then I'm deeply impressed by your manners and upbringing! Let's go…"
“……”
Hearing this, Reba was even more ashamed.
That was because her " sorry " was not referring to the dishes she ordered yesterday. However, she did not have the courage to say it out loud…
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