Yearning: Become a god by farming corn
21 I, a steely straight man, I want flowers

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"The other party dialed the wrong number." Lin Meng put down the phone and turned to the three of them.

"Why are you all looking at me like that?”Turning around, Lin Meng was a little stunned because He Ji, Huang Lei, and even Big Light were looking at him speechlessly.

"What did you just say?" Huang Lei asked.

"This isn't a mushroom house.”Lin Meng said honestly.

"Then where is this place?" He Jiong continued to ask.

"My house." Lin Meng didn't know why Teacher He asked this.

"What's your house called?" Big Light asked.

"Lemon House." Lin Meng said honestly.

Everyone was speechless.

Ring…

At this moment, the phone rang again. Lin Meng ignored the crazy crowd and picked up the phone again.

"Hello, this is Lemon House.”This time, Lemon spoke first.

"Hehe, I watched the show. Don't even think about lying to me this time.”The female voice laughed happily.

"You're the one who called just now." Lin Meng could tell from the voice.

"Hmph, do you still recognize me? You actually lied to me just now and said that I called the wrong number. You're not as cute as you look on the show at all.”The female voice was a little dissatisfied with Lin Meng's words.

"This is indeed the Lemon House. I'm not lying to you.”Lin Meng felt wronged.

"I'm not going to argue with you about this. I'm calling to tell you that I'm coming here as a guest this afternoon.”The female voice didn't make things difficult for Lin Meng anymore. Instead, she told him her purpose.

"So you're the guest the director mentioned. Welcome, welcome.”Lin Meng was very enthusiastic. With guests, it meant that there would be more work. How could he not be happy?

"This attitude is more like it." The female voice could hear the sincerity in Lin Meng's words, and the little anger from before disappeared.

"I'm on my way now. I heard that you're going to pick corn soon. Can you wait for me?”After her mood improved, the female voice became excited again.

"That depends on how long you need. After all, time is money. If you come very late, won't you make me lose a lot of money?”Lin Meng's mind was filled with corn. A 100-yuan corn. What he said to the girl was true. Time was money.

"You…How can you talk to a girl like that? Am I not as good as a few corn in your eyes?”The female voice was agitated by Lin Ao's logic. She was a beauty after all, yet she was comparing herself to corn.

"The corn can be eaten, but you can only look at it. Besides, I don't know if you're good-looking, so in my heart, the corn is the biggest now.”Lin Ao told the girl that the corn was the most important thing in his heart now.

"I'm so angry. Just you wait. I'll come over now and let you see if the corn looks better or if I look better.”Before Lin Meng could finish, the girl hung up.

"What a fierce girl. How will she get married in the future?”Lin Meng put down the phone and shook his head. He was actually thinking about her marriage, but he didn't think about who made her so angry.

"Little Meng, don't think about how others get married first. With your personality, I'm worried about how you'll find a girlfriend in the future.”After watching Lin Meng's performance from the beginning to the end, Huang Lei could conclude that he was a standard straight man.

"Hehe, Little Meng, I know who she is. She is a real beauty. When you see her, you will probably regret it to death.”He Jiong was very knowledgeable. After two phone calls, he had already recognized the other party's voice.

Ring…

After He Jiong finished speaking, the phone call came for the third time. Lin Meng, who was about to reply to Teacher He, curled his lips."There are so many things."

"Hey, I was so angry with you just now. I haven't ordered yet!”It was the same pleasant female voice, and her tone was also angry.

Was there a dish segment? Lin Meng looked at He Ji in confusion.

"Yes." He Jiong told Lin Meng the answer with his accent.

Lin Meng nodded and said into the phone,"Our dishes are all exchanged with corn. What would you like to order?”

Puff!

Huang Lei and He Jiong spat out their saliva at the same time, and so did the audience.

You're too naive. You know that the other party is angry, but you still exposed your weakness to the other party. You're not as enthusiastic as you are when you give up your head!

Sure enough, the voice on the other end of the phone suddenly became excited.

"Haha, I see. I heard that you have to pick the corn yourself. In that case, you have to pick as much corn as I order.”The female voice was very clever and immediately understood the reason.

"Indeed." Lin Meng's tone was still so honest that it made people want to bully him.

On the other end of the phone, an exotic face with big eyes was rolling around, looking very cunning.

"Then I want to eat stir-fried lotus root slices, cold edamame, steamed prawns, sour and spicy bitter melon, braised carp…" The girl couldn't stop talking and continued to say 24 dishes. (There are taboos among ethnic minorities, so I won't violate the rules. Uh, did I expose something?))

"Are you a pig? You ate so much." Lin Meng was speechless, but he still used his straight and steely character to say this.

"You're the pig. If I can't eat it, there's still you. Don't think that I haven't watched your show. You're such a big eater. You ate so many golden pancakes in one go, so even if I can't eat them, you can definitely finish them.”The young girl was filming at that time. During her lunch break, she ate fast food and watched the show. She almost drooled.

This was also the reason why she rushed over in the afternoon. According to her original plan, she would only come tomorrow morning.

"Hey, are you listening? Are you scared?”When she heard that the phone had gone silent, the girl was a little smug but also a little hesitant.

She actually admired Lin Meng a lot. She had seen his diligence and hospitality. She felt bad bullying an honest young man.

"Thank you for ordering so many dishes. Since you've ordered so many dishes, I'll wait for you at home for a while.”The reason Lin Meng didn't say anything was because he was receiving the system message. He was actually rewarded 1,000 yuan for cooking a dish. He was just happy just now, so he didn't have the mood to pay attention to the little pig on the phone.

"Are you alright?" The young girl was a little frightened. Could it be that her cruelty had scared the other party into going crazy? He actually said thank you for ordering so many dishes.

"What can I do? I won't say anymore. The phone bill is expensive. I'll hang up first.”Lin Meng was baffled by the girl's words. He hung up the phone after saying that. Time was of the essence. He had to quickly calculate how much corn he needed to exchange for these vegetables.

Lin Meng took out a small notebook from his pocket and sat on the bamboo floor. Then, he began to calculate on the small table.

"Little Meng, don't tell me you really believed him. He was just joking.”Huang Lei looked at the small notebook and saw that he was really calculating the cost of the materials.

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