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4 Would you still love me if I drove an excavator?

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The simple opening ended very quickly. The negative comments about Xia Zhou on the internet had decreased by a lot. It was obvious that the audience watching the live broadcast was already looking forward to Xia Zhou's next performance.

In this world, variety shows were still in their infancy. Most variety shows still lacked a variety feel. Even the teasing was very careful. It was rare to have such a direct impact like Xia Zhou.

This kind of variety show filled with laughter refreshed many people's understanding.

The segment came to the second round. He Jiong gathered everyone at a long table and began to confirm everyone's identity and timeline.

The background of the story was a listed company. Because it was a holiday today, only six people in the company, including Manager Zhen, worked overtime. Detective He came to the company as a guest because of Manager Zhen's invitation.

The victim was Manager Zhen, and the suspects were Secretary Wang, Assistant Xia, Advisor Sa, Wei Qingjie, and Doctor Di.

After seeing everyone sit down at the table, He Jiong held the notebook in his hand and said,"The time of death of the deceased is unknown, but the body was found at 6 p.m., which means I found it first. I came here at 3 p.m., and Manager Zhen was still alive at that time. As far as I know, your company gets off work at six o'clock in the afternoon. Then tell me, what have you been doing during this period of time?”

He Jiong looked at everyone and said,"Who wants to go first? Wang Ou, go first."

Wang Ou smiled like a goddess and said,"I'm Manager Zhen's secretary. I should be out at 3 pm and only returned to the company at 5 pm. After that, she went to the archives room to sort out the files Manager Zhen needed.”

Wang Ou's timeline was very simple, and everyone nodded.

"Alright, next, Wei Qingjie.”He Jiong said to Wei Xiaoxun.

"After three in the afternoon, I started to clean the company floor. At five in the afternoon, I met Secretary Wang. Secretary Wang asked me to clean the archives room, and then I cleaned in the archives room until I heard Doctor Di's shout.”

Everyone remembered that Wei Xiaoxun and Wang Ou had come together when the incident happened. It seemed that they had been together before.

"Next, Doctor Di." He Jiong said to Di Li.

"Oh, let me think about it." Dilly Reba thought about her timeline and said with a cute face,"I'm here to give Manager Zhen a check-up. I'm Manager Zhen's personal doctor. I gave Manager Zhen a check-up at two o'clock in the afternoon and found that he was in good health. After that, I went back and realized that I didn't bring my first aid kit back.”

Xia Zhou asked," Then what were you doing during this period of time? You went back at two o'clock and only remembered that you didn't bring the first aid kit at six o'clock?" This doesn't make sense."

After Xia Zhou mentioned it, everyone realized this problem and looked at Di Li Reba.

Dilly Reba said with a helpless look,"I really didn't do anything. I just forgot.”

Xia Zhou had already started to lead the way.”

"..."

Sa Xiaoning said calmly," It's a little suspicious. Hmph, Dr. Di, I'll be keeping an eye on you. Let me tell you my timeline. Manager Zhen invited me over because of some professional issues. I arrived at 5 p.m. and no one picked up when I called Manager Zhen, so I wandered around the company and found the body at the same time as Detective He."”

"Alright then. The last one, Assistant Xia, please tell us.”He Jiong said to Xia Zhou.

Seeing that Xia Zhou was needed to explain the timeline, everyone turned to look at Xia Zhou, especially Wang Ou, whose eyes were filled with anticipation.

Xia Zhou coughed and looked at everyone.""I've been writing songs since three o'clock this afternoon.”

"Writing songs? Why would an assistant like you write a song?" Wang Ou asked Xia Zhou.

Hearing Wang Ou's question, Di Li Reba also looked at Xia Zhou curiously.

"An assistant also has a heart that pursues dreams. My dream is to be a singer.”Xia Zhou said proudly as if he had this dream.

"Then what song did you write?”He Jiong said to Xia Zhou.

"Alright, my work is 'Will You Still Love Me If I Drive an Excavator'.”Xia Zhou gestured to the staff in the distance and asked for a microphone.

When Xia Zhou mentioned the song title, everyone laughed.

Xia Zhou had been so serious and proud when he spoke of his dream. He had thought that Xia Zhou would be able to produce a song that would shock the world. Who knew that Xia Zhou would directly say such an unconventional song title? It was too different from what he had expected.

This song was an adaptation of " Would You Still Love Me If I Were a DJ " from Xia Zhou's original world. It was a very magical song. The lyrics were simple and down-to-earth, and there was no such song as " I Am a DJ " in this world.

Sa Xiaoning and Di Li Reba urged the staff with great interest,""Hurry up and get the microphone."

On the bullet screen, the audience was also discussing non-stop.

"What the hell? What song title?"

"Why do you have to drive an excavator? Can't you drive a tractor?”

"This song title is enough to make me laugh for a long time. Little brother is really amazing.”

"Hurry up and sing, I can't wait.”

……

After Xia Zhou took the microphone, he put on an act of brewing for a while. Then, he put on a very confident look and sang with the microphone.

"365 days without a day off

Bring the diesel motor,

I'm the biggest one at the construction site tonight

I'm a midnight driver

Feel my excavator

Happy times can't be wasted

If I drive an excavator

will you love me

will you love me

will you love me

If I drive an excavator

will you love me

will you love me

will you love me

……”

Once Xia Zhou's devilish and funny lyrics were sung, the guests and staff present were already laughing uncontrollably. Even Director He, who was used to all kinds of scenes, could not help but laugh out loud when he saw Xia Zhou's performance. He laughed so much that he almost threw the walkie-talkie in his hand.

" Energy from Chen Jie Pipi, Pipi Value 5."

" Energy from Wang Ou Pipi, Pipi Value 8."

" Energy from He Jiongpi, Pi Pi Value 7."

……

"Energy from He Shu Pi Pi, Pi Pi value 9, mission progress 488/1000"

As Xia Zhou continued to sing, the guests present were attracted by the atmosphere that Xia Zhou had created. They swayed along with Xia Zhou's very magical song, especially when he sang " Will you love me?" All the guests knew how to sing and started singing along.

All of a sudden, the atmosphere at the scene became lively.

When Director He Shu saw this scene, he seemed to be touched and smiled.

As Xia Zhou finished singing, the atmosphere in the studio was no longer the same as before. There was a lot more interaction between the guests.

The live broadcast's bullet comments reached its peak once again.

"This song is so magical. I can't get it out of my head.”

"My little brother is so amazing. I really like my little brother.”

"Will you love me? Will you love me? Will you love me? It's over, I can't stop…"

……

This book is provided by FunNovel Novel Book | Fan Fiction Novel [Beautiful Free Novel Book]

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