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At the same time, Xia Zhou was sitting in his room, focusing all his attention on the system's lucky draw page.

Xia Zhou said to the system with full concentration,"Start the lottery draw."

As Xia Zhou shouted, the icon on the lottery draw page began to jump.

Three seconds later, Xia Zhou shouted," Stop!"

Xia Zhou thought to himself," I don't have time anymore. I want my invincible ability to pick up girls. God, Buddha, Jade Emperor, no matter who it is, please protect me!"”

With Xia Zhou's " stop " command, the flashing icon stopped. Under Xia Zhou's " I don't believe it " gaze, it stopped in the blank box.

"Why? Why is this? It's already the ninth time. Why is he still free?”Xia Zhou felt that he had nowhere to vent his emotions. He shouted at the system,"System, are you doing this on purpose? Why did I draw nine times in a row, and all of them were empty?”

[Maybe you're too unlucky.]”

"What is it? How am I unlucky?" Xia Zhou said unhappily when he heard the system's reply.

"I'm weak from top to bottom." the system said directly.

Xia Zhou was speechless.

Where's my whip? Where's the wax?

This was the last time. Xia Zhou looked at his skin value that was only slightly more than 1,000 points left and shouted at the system,""This is the last time. If I don't get it, system, just wait for my smack.”

" I told you, I'm virtual…" The system was still indifferent.

"For this last lucky draw, play me some BGM (background music).”Xia Zhou sorted out his facial expression and said as if he was the God of Gamblers.

Wozki Shuud once said,"When the BGM sounds, no one can defeat the protagonist!"

"Alright," replied the System.

Thus, the BGM sounded,

Calabash Brothers, Calabash Brothers, seven flowers on a vine

Not afraid of the wind and rain, la la

Ding dang dong, gourd boy ding dang dong, great ability, la…

Xia Zhou was speechless.

"System, are you doing this on purpose? Is this what I want?”Xia Zhou said to the system.

"You didn't say which one you want. Are you blaming me?”the system said calmly.

" You…" Xia Zhou stretched out his fist and suppressed the raging emotions in his heart. Then, he slowly released his fist and adjusted his breathing."Do you know the movie 'The Gambling God'? Do you know the BGM that Brony entered? This is what I want!"

"You should have said so earlier. Seriously, why didn't you say so earlier?”system said

" I…" Xia Zhou felt like he was about to spit out a mouthful of blood.

A serious voice sounded.

Xia Zhou thought for a long time and shouted at the lottery draw page in front of him,"Let the lottery draw begin."

Three seconds later, he shouted,""Stop."

The flashing icon stopped.

The icon steadily stopped in a box that wasn't blank.

Xia Zhou looked at the icon and said emotionally,""Brother Ma, please bless us. We finally don't have time.”

"Congratulations, Master, for drawing the 'Advanced Medicine Technique'. Would you like to activate it?”the system asked.

"Activate it? Isn't that nonsense? I spent 10,000 Pipi Points to get it. Do you know how hard it is to earn Pipi Points these days? Give me a high-level sh * t eating skill, I want it too.”Xia Zhou said excitedly.

"I'm sorry, I can't exchange for the 'advanced sh * t eating skill'. I hope master can draw it next time.”the system said.

Xia Zhou was speechless.

Very quickly, the healing skill was activated.

All kinds of medical knowledge flooded into Xia Zhou's mind.

Xia Zhou exited the communication with the system. He no longer wanted to talk to it, at least for the time being.

Just as Xia Zhou exited, his phone on the table rang.

Xia Zhou was still angry. He took his phone and saw that it was an unknown number.

According to Xia Zhou's experience of living in his previous world for more than 20 years, among the 100 unfamiliar numbers, 90 were salespeople, and the remaining 10 were scammers.

Did he still need to pick it up? Xia Zhou immediately hung up.

However, not long after Xia Zhou hung up, his phone rang again. It was the same unknown number.

Oh my, this person has quite the 'perseverance' spirit.

Xia Zhou held his phone and thought for a moment. Then, he picked up the phone and said,"Hello,"

"Hello, are you Xia Zhou?”A very feminine voice sounded.

Xia Zhou did not recognize this voice at all.

Ha, you even know my name. You've done your homework.

Xia Zhou replied," Yes, I'm Xia Zhou. I don't buy insurance because I'm healthy. I don't invest in stocks because I'm not smart. I don't buy houses because I don't have money. I don't want it if you say I won the lottery. I'm the one who swiped the overseas credit card. If you want to find me for a one-night stand or something…I'm a man who's been married seventy times a night. If you can take it, we can continue!"”

Xia Zhou could clearly feel that the other party was in a mess.

"If there's nothing else, I'll hang up." Xia Zhou didn't want to waste his breath on this conversation.

"No, wait a minute. My name is Wang Mengmeng.”The female voice on the other end of the phone immediately said when she heard that Xia Zhou was about to hang up.

"Ha, Wang Mengmeng? Is he famous?" Xia Zhou teased.

As soon as Xia Zhou finished speaking, he repeated the name in his mind. Immediately, a familiar memory regarding this name surged into Xia Zhou's mind.

Wang Mengmeng? This name was so familiar. It seemed like the name of Mango TV's deputy station head.

"You really don't know me?"”

"Your name is Wang Mengmeng?" Xia Zhou asked guiltily.

"Yes." the female voice replied.

"The one from Mango TV?" He asked again.

"Yes, I'm Mango TV's Deputy Station Head, Wang Mengmeng.”" I'm in your old editorial office now," the female voice replied seriously." I asked your boss, Chief Editor Cheng, for your number. Do you need confirmation?"”

Xia Zhou was speechless.

I'm so tired…

What had just happened?

Why did I suddenly lose my memory?

"Oh, haha, it's Deputy Station Head Wang. This, um, it was my younger brother who spoke just now. Oh right, what did you want to tell me?”Xia Zhou acted as if he had just received a call and said hurriedly.

Heavens, how did he offend his superior?

"Alright, let's not discuss who answered the phone. I called you because I have something to tell you.”Wang Mengmeng was obviously not interested in wasting time on who answered the phone.

"Alright, alright. Deputy Station Head Wang, please speak.”Xia Zhou immediately said respectfully.

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