During the Tang Dynasty, in the Western Regions beyond the Great Wall, Cui Hua Lou.
Red candles were printed on the screen window, and the entire hall was filled with an ambiguous atmosphere. The fragrance of rouge, the music of silk and bamboo. The room was full of spring, reflecting on every couple.
"Young Master Li, I still lack the second half of this couplet.”
"I only envy mandarin ducks, not immortals. How about letting big brother have a taste?”
"Young Master Li, you are so talented. My little heart is beating so fast. Why don't you touch it with your hand?”
"Childe Chen, how about I guess a riddle for you? Spring and summer have autumn and winter have nothing, from time to time there is nothing.”
"I'm just a boor, who knows what language you're talking about?”
"Correct answer! You men are all bad. You always want to take advantage of others. However, I have already prepared the Red Net Tent for you. On account of our past relationship, I will give you a 10% discount.”
Shan was preparing to hold a rare chef competition.
He was very young at the time, only 25 years old. He had been the champion for three consecutive years. His cooking skills had already reached the peak, and he had a face that made all women fall for him.
Just as he was feeling lonely, he suddenly realized that it was already late at night. The woman was trying her best to dig out all the silver in the man's pocket, so she used all her skills and her eyes flashed with lust.
"Kacha."
Just as the man was about to enter the port, a loud bang sounded like a bolt from the blue. The man's little brother immediately shrank back.
A figure fell from the roof and landed heavily in the house. Dust immediately flew into the air.
The music immediately stopped, and the lewd voices also disappeared without a trace.
Everyone looked at the roof with their mouths agape. There was a huge hole in the roof. Everyone's eyes followed the figure down and saw a young man lying on the ground.
He was wearing a very strange white shirt, and his hairstyle was also different from that of the current generation. The short hair on his head stood up like silver needles. There was a pained expression on his dusty face. There was a large " Chef " character written on the front of his white clothes, as if to indicate that he was a chef.
Fortunately, his luck was not bad. He had bet on a very fat young master. Otherwise, he would have reported to the Western Paradise long ago.
His name was Li Ming, and he was a chef.
To be exact, he was once a famous chef, known as the God of Food.
On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, at the peak of Mount Hua. The return of the God of Cookery swept the world.
At the annual " God of Cookery " competition, top chefs from all over the world gathered together. The mountain was foggy, and he seemed to have been pushed into the abyss.
"Something bad has happened. Our champion has fallen off the cliff.”
The fog in the mountains had already dispersed, revealing Zhang Youzhi's treacherous face.
As long as Li Ming was alive, he would always be the second best chef in the world. After thinking about it again and again, he finally decided to kill her.
Li Ming, who had fallen off the cliff, was furious. He didn't have time to curse and come here.
"Zhang, You, Zhi! I'll curse your ancestors for 18 generations."
Ming Li stood up with a face full of dirt. He really wanted to roar and vent his dissatisfaction. But the moment he raised his head, he was immediately stunned.
This was a very large hall. The lights inside shone with an ambiguous aura, and the fragrance of rouge would occasionally enter his nostrils.
A group of men and women were hugging each other wantonly. The man's hands were always reaching for the woman's peaks, and the woman's hands were always reaching for the man's lower body. The scene was very unsightly.
However, time seemed to have stopped. Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at him like a monster.
Li Ming opened his eyes and saw that this was a sex establishment.
But why am I here?
His mind was blank. At this moment, a woman in a red robe walked out.
Her face was covered in thick makeup, and her actual age could no longer be seen. However, her eyes were very spirited, and her chest stood proudly, swaying three times with each step she took. Every time she trembled, it made people's imaginations run wild. Her figure was very well-proportioned, and with a pair of soul-stirring eyes, she exuded the aura of a mature woman.
The mature woman walked up to Ming Li with her slender fingers on her waist. She used her scarlet lips to say," I think you're quite capable. How dare you say that you want to f * ck all of our sisters here? If the girls in my Cui Hua House aren't 100, they're at least 90. With your small body, can you handle it?”
Look at this mature woman. She has a voluptuous figure and an old aura. Could he be the foreman of an entertainment venue?
Li Ming knew that the foreman had misunderstood him and knew that things could not be settled tonight.
To dare to name such a name as "Cui Hua Lou", he must have a backer. Looking at the group of coquettishly dressed girls surrounding them, it was obvious that they had a very strong aura.
Ming Li thought for a moment and immediately saw that this was a very powerful erotic place.
He thought for a moment and looked at the roof. The big kid said,"I was just joking with everyone. Please don't take it to heart. I saw that the moon tonight was very round. I was admiring the moon on the roof just now and accidentally fell.”
Everyone looked in the direction of his finger. Other than a big hole in the roof, there was no moon.
Michael smiled brightly and explained reluctantly,"Maybe the dark clouds covered the moon just now.”
Li Ming didn't want to lie. If he said that he fell from Mount Hua, people would definitely treat him as a monster.
"Little brother, you're still young. Why are you talking so much? I, Du Shiniang, have been wandering in Jianghu for so many years. I dare not boast about other things, but my memory is still relatively strong. Why are all the monks now full of lies?”
Du Shiniang sneered and pulled a long face."You broke my roof in the middle of the night. Hurry up and tell me, who are you?”
"A monk?"
“**？”
It seemed that this mature female foreman was very professional. She wore an ancient costume and played the image of the madam vividly. She looked very professional.
"Since the female benefactor saw through it, this poor monk can only tell the truth.”Li Ming immediately entered his character and touched the buzz cut on his head. Then, he put his palms together and said," This poor monk is the younger brother of the Tang King. I wish to go to the Western Heaven to pray to Buddha and ask for scriptures."”
"Even if you marry your sister now, it has nothing to do with me.”Du Shiniang stepped on the stool and raised her voice,""You are the first one who dares to break my roof in Lu City. Tell me now, what are we going to do about this debt?”
Lu City?
Although Li Ming had traveled to many places, he had never heard of the name "Lu City". "Say it again, where is this place?" he asked immediately.”
Du Shiniang blinked and said,""This is the Great Tang's era, and this is the Western Regions beyond the Great Wall. This place is called Lu City.”
"Tang Dynasty? Look at her, she doesn't seem to be lying.”A bad premonition immediately rose in his heart. Who was the current emperor? Could it be Li Shiming?
"This person talks like a madman. You don't even know our emperor's surname is Zhang. Are you a fool invited by a monkey?”Du Shiniang was just about to give him a brief introduction of history when an idea flashed in her mind."This kid isn't playing dumb, right? I want to settle the score with you, but he wants to change the topic. It seems that this little monk is very cunning. Tell me quickly, which temple are you from?”
Li Ming ignored Du Shiniang's question. The only thing he was sure of was that he had transmigrated.
Not only had he transmigrated, but he had also transmigrated to the Great Tang of an Emperor surnamed Zhang.
What was going on?
"Zhang, You, Zhi, I greet all your relatives.”
All the hatred immediately erupted, and Ming Li cursed loudly. He only felt his blood churning in his chest. With a " ka " sound, he was immediately drawn over.
"It seems that this monk is very angry.”At this time, a flirtatious girl sighed and said. She rubbed her fair hands and said,"Why don't I use the Ice and Fire Hand to remove the fire?”
"If you don't have money, why go? He wanted to use the old trick of pretending to be dead to renege on his debt. How dare he use it to embarrass himself?”Du Shiniang now despised Li Ming very much. She waved her hand and said,"Drag him away. There's no way he'll renege on his debt." If he didn't return the silver today, even God wouldn't be able to do anything.”（）
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