Among the generals who were the best at fighting in ancient times, none of them were muscular. They were all fat.
In ancient times, armor was worn in battles. That thing was not like the one on TV that could be pierced with a single knife. Otherwise, who would wear such a heavy armor? The armor had a strong resistance to slashes and stabs. The fat was soft and thick, which was equivalent to wearing a layer of soft armor that could cushion the impact of cold weapons.
Pigs could be said to be useless. They had a lot of meat, and because of that, they were raised as livestock. But he had thick skin! If you hit a pig with your bare hands, you would realize that they really didn't take your physical attack seriously.
The three-legged tiger walked in front of him and opened its bloody mouth at his throat!
He instantly opened his eyes and opened his mouth! A mouthful of highly concentrated Qi condensed in his mouth for a long time turned into a basin-sized fireball and flew straight at the tiger's face!!
The tiger was pushed three meters away by the fireball. Its claws left nine deep gullies on the ground! Apart from the impact force, the fireball also had the property of burning. The tiger's fur was the best fuel, so its entire body had long been burning!
"Hmph." He stood up proudly. As the saying goes, a tiger's tail is like a steel whip. One tail can whip a wolf, but he felt that his entire head was shining! I have pig head meat!
Although he said that, he felt that his concussion was still quite serious. After this match, he would take the reward money and do a brain CT scan.
"Roar!" The tiger roared because of the burning pain all over its body. It frantically wanted to pounce over and tear the pig apart, but it forgot that it had already lost a leg and crashed into the ground! As it roared, qi surged out from every part of its body and tore open the surrounding space. All parts of its body disappeared into the cracks!
This was its final struggle! He spread his four legs and started running. The tiger parts were indeed sticking out from where he had just stood. That's right, all attributes should have their own shortcomings. It was fine if the opponent did not move with a seemingly invincible attribute like space, but once the opponent started moving, he would have to consider where the opponent would move to next! And it was just a tiger. With its entire body on fire and missing a leg, would it still consider any advance?
His four little piggy legs were running, and as he ran, tiger claws and tiger heads kept appearing out of thin air behind him. He ran happily while shouting.
The surrounding audience was stunned. This pig was actually pretending to be dead! Now, he actually knew how to run! What kind of pig was this?
The fire grew stronger and stronger. Finally, the tiger stopped moving and was on its last breath. The air was filled with the smell of burnt fur. In order to prevent the tiger from feigning death, he ran all the way until the fire on the tiger's body burned out. Then, he ran in front of the tiger and touched its head with his hoof. Then, he peeled off the burnt fur of the tiger and took a bite of the roasted tiger meat.
The surrounding audience was stunned. This pig actually opened its mouth to eat the tiger! What kind of pig was this!？
He chewed and spat it out. Real meat was really sour! The tiger was a protected animal on the other side. One bite was enough to make one cry behind bars! They could only satisfy their cravings in this Otherworld Continent.。However, it was really unpalatable.
It was enough for the commentator to be responsible for the opening of this small venue. At this moment, he turned around absent-mindedly and announced in a passionate tone,"What an exciting battle! I declare the winner-Bo.。。What? The pig won?"
Are you looking down on me? He ferociously took another bite of the tiger meat, then stood up and wanted to use his two front hooves to hit his chest! However, the pig's front hooves couldn't resist this turn. He could only use his front hooves to draw water in the air and let out a victorious roar!!
"Oh! It was too unexpected that he actually defeated the tiger! What an amazing pig!”The spotlight shone on him as the shoutcaster announced. The single-digit audience cheered. He narrowed his eyes and felt that he was unparalleled.。It was just that his head was a little shaken and his arm was bleeding a little too much.
"Well done." This was the first thing Jing Xiu said to him after he left the stage."You really aren't a simple pig.”
He snorted. Where could he get the bounty?
"Go and heal your injuries first, then go backstage to get the money.”Jing Xiu carried him all the way to the healing area. Whoa, it felt like his horizons had been broadened the moment he entered. There were hamsters, peacocks, tyrannosaurs, mammoths, and even goblins and griffins. Needless to say, they were all injured and were healing under their master's care.
Jing Xiu placed him on an empty bed. On the top of the bed, there was a ball of light that emitted a dark green color. Under the light of the ball, he felt that all the injuries on his body were itchy. Those cracked skin and flesh were healing rapidly under the light. In less than five minutes, he felt that his body was much better.
"Are you my future opponents? Wash your necks and wait!" He walked out of the medical area and roared arrogantly. Fortunately, all he roared was a pig's cry. The same pig's cry came from a medical bed."Hmm? Why do I seem to hear A'chou's voice?。。”
He was quickly carried backstage by Jing Xiu. The little girl in uniform was also surprised."This pig really won? The opponent is a tiger?"
"I have a good eye for pigs." Jing Xiu smiled.”
"Pfft…" The little sister smiled again and took out three gold coins from the cabinet."This is the prize money for the victory."
No way. Although he didn't know how much a gold coin was worth in exchange for money, wasn't three a little too little? I risked my life to come down just now! He was unhappy and spat fire at Jing Xiu's hair again. Jing Xiu quickly turned his head and dodged,""Please, Brother Pig, why are you so angry? Too little? Wasn't this the first match of the lowest level? The higher the level, the more money there would be. There was also a winning streak reward!”
So that was the case. He still turned his head in dissatisfaction. Jing Xiu hugged him with one hand and scratched his neck."Brother Pig, don't be angry…Please calm down. I'll help you scratch the places you can't reach.。。”
The little sister at the side bent over with laughter.
Did he think that he was a tool to pick up girls? However, it was indeed quite comfortable to scratch... He came out of the arena with four gold coins in his mouth, including the one Jing Xiu had asked him to choose, and ran back to the girls 'dormitory. Fortunately, Nairo was still asleep. He pushed open the sofa cushion and hid the gold coins under the sofa. Although he did not know how purchasing power was, it was not wrong to save them.
He lay on the sofa cushion, and under the cushion, he felt that he was sleeping very soundly.
He dreamed of a cathedral. He was dressed in a handsome suit. Nailo's father held his hoof with tears in his eyes.'Pig son-in-law, I'll entrust my daughter to you.'
Nailo's brother held his other hoof with tears in his eyes."'Brother-in-law Zhu, remember to pay my tuition fees and let me go to school too!'
At this moment, the church door opened. Nai Le, who was wearing a white wedding dress, smiled shyly and called out sweetly,"Mr. Pig!"
The plot was wrong! Why am I still a pig? He actually spoke in human language,'I'm a human!'
"A person?" She widened her eyes and thought, You're actually a human!？No! I only love pigs and not people! As she spoke, she ran out crying. The people around her kept shouting,'Nai Le! Nairo! Come back, Nai Le!
He blinked his eyes. What the hell was this about loving pigs and not humans? There were indeed people calling out to her. Naira was climbing down from the wooden bed."He's here! What is it?"
Of course, outsiders didn't know that she had the habit of not locking the door when she slept. When she pushed the door open, it was the uncle who was missing an arm. The man was sweating anxiously."Quick, follow me home!"
Go home with you? Why should my wife go home with you? He jumped up and heard the man continue,"" Your dad's condition isn't too optimistic!"
The words of adults were usually more obscure, and she understood the meaning behind this pessimistic statement very well." Hurry up and leave!!!"
"Wifey! Wifey!" He was still shouting and following behind when Nai Le noticed him.""Red braised pork…I have to hurry home and take a look! You stay here first! Don't run around! If you don't have anything to eat, go find Auntie Lizi!" As he spoke, he ran away as if he was flying.
He shivered when he heard the word 'Aunty Lizi'. This was not a dream. What did they just say? Her father's condition wasn't looking too good!
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