Our male pig trotter was patrolling the mansion. After walking for a long time, he felt that he had to have a destination. The richest man must have a beautiful wife and a pair of children.
His son was Leo, and his daughter was Leonie.
Then my destination is Leonie's room!! Hehehe, I want to take a look at the boudoir of a rich young lady!!
However, he had never been to this house before, and he didn't have a map. After walking for half a day, he had already lost his mind. There was finally a door on the wall, but it turned out to be a toilet!？？
He had wanted to turn around and leave, but he didn't expect this to be the mansion of the richest man. Even the toilet had the fragrance of wheat sprout! He couldn't help but walk in. There was a crystal mirror, a golden urinal, and a golden toilet inside! Wow, wiping the golden toilet bowl, don't you want to sit down? Don't you want to experience what it's like to go on a golden toilet!？
It was gold. It was slippery and a little cold. However, the butt pad was soft and warm. He did not know what it was made of. He happily squatted on the toilet bowl and enjoyed the golden toilet bowl. This toilet bowl was so good. He really wanted to carry it home.
But I can't carry the toilet away. Quietness is the flute of parting. Even summer insects are silent for me. Silence is the toilet tonight. He tore off the toilet paper. He didn't expect that even the toilet paper was made of gold foil. How rich! If I can't take the toilet bowl, I'll take the toilet paper.
Just as he stepped out of the toilet, the door opened. The butler and Sefman walked in in line. He slipped into the toilet, but he didn't expect it to be a waste pit! The toilet bowl was gone, leaving only a mop. A strong smell of dirty water filled the toilet from below!
So smelly! It really stinks! Even a pig like me is suffocating! Are the two people outside still here? He didn't leave, didn't leave, why didn't he leave? Had their bladders been modified? Do you want to be a coward for the rest of your life, or do you want to be a hero for a moment? Choose for yourself!!
So he opened the door, with a mop on his head and toilet paper wrapped around his body, pretending that nothing had happened and calmly passing by.
Thus, the scene in the previous chapter appeared. The butler and Sefman blinked at each other a few times."F * ck! You pig!"
He had been discovered! When he walked out of the toilet, he threw the mop away and sped up! The butler and Sefman were chasing after him.!”
Wouldn't it be embarrassing if I just stood still when you told me to? His four little hooves ran as the butler condensed lightning in his hands and rushed forward like a phantom! Hmph, you little servant, you're doing this again. Don't forget that I have a hostage in my hands! He grabbed a famous painting with his mouth and threw it backward. With a crack, the butler actually split the famous painting into two halves!
What kind of butler are you! Don't you want to protect your master's property?？Seeing that the butler's hand was about to grab his tail, he simply narrowed his eyes and closed his mouth, letting out a big fart.
This big fart was really right in the butler's face. The butler rolled his eyes and was half a beat slower. This pig directly jumped up and smashed through the window!
That's right, the corridors were all in a straight line. There was not a single door in the distance. If this continued, they would be caught sooner or later. Outside was the richest man's vast courtyard and garden. He rushed out to take a look and saw that most of the monsters had run into the courtyard. Most of the animals naturally preferred a spacious environment with more vegetation.
"Sir Butler, are you alright?" Cerfman was a researcher, and his physical strength was very poor. He panted as he ran over and patted the butler's shoulder. The butler's face was red with a tinge of black and purple."Pig fart…It really stinks!"
On the other hand, Cerfman was deep in thought,'If I could develop a monster that uses farting as its attack mode, a mobile biochemical weapon, the effect would definitely be quite good.'。。
"Don't leave the house." The butler climbed over the window frame and came to the courtyard. He saw that there were monsters everywhere in the courtyard. It was simply a group of demons dancing! He reached out his hand and slowly drew his sword. The old master and I have been in the business world for more than 30 years. We have been scheming, fighting, traps, and tricks. What have we not experienced? You've really been underestimated by a pig. Although you're hiding in the courtyard, once you're out of the house, it's my world!
He held his sword straight in front of him, and one could see that his entire body was covered in surging blue-purple lightning!! The raised sword was like a lightning rod. However, the lightning around his body finally gathered on the sword, and a furious bolt of lightning jumped from the sword and shot straight into the sky!!
The lightning bolt carried the butler's aura and shot straight into the sky. The powerful force inside even changed the weather! Dark clouds could be seen hovering above their heads, covering the sky for a minute! The butler swung his sword, and in the darkness, a bolt of lightning struck down, turning a monster in front of him into charcoal!! As the thunderous rain fell from the sky, the entire courtyard looked like it was the end of the world!
"Whoa..." " Lei Huang?" Severman adjusted his glasses." Is this the legendary confidant of the richest man, the one who destroyed the Duchy of Calvader overnight?"。。”
The butler bent down slightly, and intense electric sparks appeared under his feet. His entire body sprinted like lightning! Countless bolts of lightning descended from the sky like the strange footprints he left behind! The huge amount of electricity wantonly spread across the land that was flooded by the rain, forming a huge electric net. All the creatures that came into contact with this electric net felt their legs go numb and could not take a step! A human-shaped electric current swept past them, and their limbs were blasted into pieces by the powerful electric current!!
The courtyard was filled with torrential rain, strong electric currents flowing everywhere, as well as the scorched limbs of various monsters and burning plants! Being in the middle of it made people think that this was the legendary doomsday judgment!!
I originally thought that with the complex terrain and the number of monsters in the courtyard, coupled with my annoying positioning, he would definitely not be able to find me. Why did the situation suddenly change? Oh my god, it's raining so heavily! Why can't I move? While he was still panicking, he saw a human-shaped lightning flash past him. The monster beside him instantly exploded into a pile of minced meat that splattered all over his body and face! The pieces of meat were scorched and gave off a burnt smell. It was disgusting when it was stuck to his body. He watched helplessly as the entire courtyard flashed with lightning. All the monsters exploded on the spot. Then, in the pouring rain and the scattered pieces of corpses, the butler pointed the sword in front of him."Run, you plague pig."
F * ck... He opened his mouth in a daze. Was this butler so awesome? The air he released could change the weather in an instant?？It simply refreshed his understanding of the strong!
The butler raised his left hand and gathered five thunder balls between his fingers. These five thunder balls suddenly flew out and pressed against his body. In physics, magnetic energy could produce electricity, and electricity could also produce magnetism. His entire pig was actually suspended by these five lightning balls! The butler raised his sword towards the sky, and all the dark clouds above his head turned into an incomparable thunder that struck his head! One could see his sword rapidly expanding under the lightning!!
The butler narrowed his eyes and revealed a nostalgic expression."It's been ten years…He had not used it since he killed that dragon.。。My 150-meter-long sword."
The sky cleared up because all the dark clouds and lightning in the sky were condensed on this sword. It was hard to say if the sword was 150 meters tall, but it looked as tall as a cell phone signal tower. Old Housekeeper, you've killed a dragon before?？The warrior who had killed a dragon was now someone else's butler?？However, this was a sword that had cut down a dragon! To die under the sword of a dragon, being a pig would definitely be quite glorious!
Glory your sister! I haven't lived enough! I don't want to die yet! I haven't won the lottery yet! I don't have a girlfriend yet! I haven't taken care of my parents yet! I still have many unfinished dreams! I'm still a child pig! God, I don't want to be a pig anymore!
The 150-meter-long sword whistled as it slashed down!!
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