"Extra, extra! The security guard of the pig market was burned to ashes and died a miserable death! Did Devillinweschelder resurrect? Would the Burning Calamity return?”
A small paperboy swaggered through the city. The news industry had to respond quickly. Otherwise, what kind of news would they do? The young man didn't think much of this news, but the old men who were enjoying the shade in the corner peeked out and called for the paperboy to give them a copy.
However, the protagonist of the news, the one who spat out the Incinerating Fire, was a pig. Moreover, the accompanying picture of the news only showed the security guard who had been burned to ashes. It was not even clear what the pig looked like.
After reading the report, the old man smiled and shook his head."Bullshit, this picture is from decades ago.”
This was the situation in other places, but this matter caused a huge uproar in Choulin Town. After all, the security guards were killed in the market, and there were many witnesses. The mayor of Choulin Town had already held a special seminar on 'catching pigs, catching pigs, and identifying pigs'.
The main character who caused the uproar was currently hiding in the shadows, sneaking into the girls 'dormitory with his underlings.
"How did I become your little brother?" Jing Xiu said unhappily.？”
It was about noon when the pig farmer led the herd to the livestock market, and it was now afternoon. At the entrance of the girls 'dormitory, the two gatekeepers had changed shifts and were still chatting in the guard room. In a very inconspicuous crack in the floor tiles, an earthworm-like shadow was moving forward inch by inch.
"My reputation, my purity, my heart.。”The shadow muttered to himself as he looked around.
Our male pig trotter rolled his eyes at the side. Who could see us in the shadows! To be honest, if I had your ability, I would go to any place I shouldn't go and see anything I shouldn't see!!
He pointed his hoof at the door. Jing Xiu continued to mumble something, and Shadow slowly moved in through the gap in the door.
The sound of the piano and the aroma of snacks could be heard again. From afar, a large piece of meat could be seen in front of the dormitory. There was a small round hall filled with glass and golden patterns. There was a round table in the hall, and Leonie and Miya were sitting there drinking afternoon tea. Beside them, a servant was playing the piano, which was Symphony's Für Elise.
Wow, a cup of black tea for each of them, a few macarons in front of Leonie, and a piece of bronnie in front of Miya. What an exquisite life! I really want to see your expressions when a pig suddenly jumps onto the table from the shadows and eats all your food!!
But I couldn't jump out. I came here to save my companions. He looked around. Mei was curled up under Miya's bed. There was a third chair beside the round table. Dumby was wearing gold and silver clothes and eating a piece of chocolate mousse on the chair!
This silly pig's life was quite comfortable! There was a layer of soft and warm fur carpet on the floor. This kind of carpet would definitely leave a shadow on every hair. They slipped under Miya's bed very smoothly. Jing Xiu quietly reached out from the shadow and grabbed Mei, dragging her into the shadow!!
Mei let out a startled squeak. Fortunately, the piano sound covered it, so no one noticed it. He quickly covered Ah Mei's mouth with the pig's trotter.
I'm still covering my pig hoof, but why are there hot tears soaking my little hoof? He turned his head and saw that Mei's eyes were filled with tears. He lowered his hoof slightly."You... Are you alright?"
"Ah Chou." "I really didn't expect you to come and save me!" Mei calmed down for a long time. Save me from this hell! Oh! I don't have to fight in the arena anymore! I don't have to earn pocket money for that b * tch anymore! A'chou, I've lived for so many years and every time I dream of the pig, it's always handsome. In my dreams, it's always wearing a white suit and sitting on a white tractor to pick me up. But I didn't expect, I didn't expect that my real white tractor prince was actually you!! You actually dared to charge into the devil's den to save me! Ah Chou, you're too handsome! Too manly! Ah Chou, propose to me! I'm willing!"
His face was full of stupor. What the f * ck, I've transmigrated to this world for 40 chapters. I didn't get a girl, but I really got a pig first!!! He even proposed to you? Are you still willing? There's a difference between humans and pigs. If you're willing, I'm 80 million times unwilling!!!
"Damn! Please allow me to call you by a more intimate name!!”
He threw his head back and spat out 250cc of blood.
"Damn! I want to hug you and lift you up high!"
Ya Yandie, we're both big pigs weighing more than 200 pounds. I'll hug your sister and lift your sister!
As she spoke, Mei forced herself over! His face was full of fear and he could only run away. He couldn't run away in the shadows, so he probably just circled around Jing Xiu. Looking at the dark shadow popping out from the left and right, Jing Xiu couldn't hold it in anymore."Stop it, you two! I want to break through my moves!”
"If you want to break it, then break it! Now, even Marshal Tianpeng can't stop my Love for you!!!”May became even more fanatical. Finally, she heard a " Bam!" and the shadow broke. One man and two pigs bounced out and fell to the ground. The piano music stopped in an instant.
As the saying went, the most feared thing was sudden silence. Leoniemiya and the servants around them stared at Jing Xiu.
Jing Xiu lowered his hood and pulled up his scarf, covering his face tightly. He stood up nimbly."This is the legendary magic trick, the great transformation of a living person!! None of you saw me! This is all an illusion! That's right, hallucinations... Illusion…" As he spoke, he slowly retreated toward the door.
Leonie threw the plate of macarons at his face.""Illusion your sister! There was a poor ghost who dared to barge into my dormitory?？You bastards!"
The servants all stood up."Roar!"
Leonie bared her teeth at Jing Xiu."Catch him and tear him apart!”
"Roar!"
" Oh my god!!!" Jing Xiu was completely flustered. He kicked open the door and ran away. A large group of servants rushed out as fast as lightning. Leoni and Miya followed behind angrily."There's a poor guy who dares to enter my dormitory!？？Rebel! There's no justice!"
"Illusion…Illusion…" Seeing that everyone in the room was chasing after Jing Xiu and it was noisy outside, our male pig trotter slowly poked his head out from the side."Hehe! This group of people only saw that the kid didn't see us!!”
"F * ck!" Mei came up and rubbed her mouth intimately against his crotch.
"Keep your distance! Keep your distance!" He quickly ran three meters away.
"Aiyo, you're shy." "I'm also very shy!" Mei said shyly.”
He walked to the round table and climbed onto the stool.""Dumby, stop eating! Let's go!"
Dumby was obviously fatter than when he came. As he ate, he mumbled incoherently,"Brother, why are you leaving? This place is so good. You're sleeping so soundly.”
"If it doesn't leave, we'll leave!" May was extremely happy. Let's go far away and wander the world. This book will end here. Tomorrow, I'll get the author to write a sequel called " The Godly Pig Heroes "!!”
Oh my god, I didn't even have a point in my [Verbal Evasion] skill. How should I say this? "You can't lose your dreams just because you're living a comfortable life!! Is your life going to end like this?？Have you forgotten the main mission of this story?？？Only by completing the main mission could he obtain a large amount of experience, gold coins, and upgrade equipment!! Do you want to farm Goblins for the rest of your lives?？？”
"What are you talking about?"”
May was also stunned. This story has a main mission?"
"We have to go to the neighboring village to send A-Li the news about Brother Aotian!!!”
The two pigs shook their heads." I'm just going to die. This main mission is called the God of Mourning?" I'm not going, I'm not going."
"Brother Aotian won't be able to rest in peace if the two of you act like this!!!”
"Oh, it can't rest, so what?”
"It sacrificed itself to save our lives!!!”
"We're just a few pitiful little pigs. What can we do?”
He was being suppressed, he was being suppressed! It seemed like the Verbal Evasion skill really had to be counted! Footsteps came from the corridor outside the house, and his heart tensed up. Fortunately, the person had passed by the door.
No, time was of the essence. Who knew how long Jing Xiu could escape from the pursuit of a group of servants! We won't be able to escape once Leoni and the others come back! Since I can't fool you with my words, I can only fool you!
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