You humans are so stupid. You must not know how delicious cabbage is!
That cabbage was green on the top and white on the bottom. It was crystal clear, like a perfect combination of jade and white jade! The cabbage was taken from the lower part of the cabbage. It was white and beautiful, and the texture was firm and transparent. A fragrance filled the mouth when he took a bite! If it had been soaked in swill just now, it would have been so juicy! Ah! The swill even flowed out of his mouth after taking a bite. Under such a strong taste impact, the pig could see heaven!!
I'm sorry, the author didn't think that the cabbage was that delicious. The previous scene was a scene of whimpering in its sleep. It was holding the cabbage and reprimanding all the ignorant humans.
The ignorant humans in the audience all shed tears of repentance and ate the cabbage that had just been fished out of the swill with it.
Therefore, humans and pigs coexisted peacefully, and the world of sharing cabbages was established. It was crowned king, and two humans carried a crown in the shape of a bunch of cabbages to put on its head. Truckloads of cabbages were constantly transported to it for it to enjoy. It let out a carefree pig's cry, and at this moment, the earth suddenly shook as if there was an earthquake. Its palace actually began to collapse!
Those foolish humans actually started to run in all directions! It angrily rebuked,"Why are you running? If you lose your cabbages, what meaning does your life have?! Even if the palace collapses, I will live and die with the cabbages!!!'
"Wake up, wake up! Wake up!"
Dumby opened its eyes as it shook violently."I'm shaking your great-grandfather."
In front of him was the face of a dead pig."Get up and hurry!"
Hurrying on, ha, what was a road? In fact, there were no roads in the world. Pigs gnawed the plants on the ground to make a line, and it became a road.
Aiya, Mr. Lu Xun's coffin can't be held down anymore.
"The neighboring village…Where is the neighboring village?" She mumbled.
Where was the neighboring village? Actually, this was a profound philosophical question.
As the saying goes, to get rich, you have to build roads first. However, from the sky, the roads were actually spiderweb-like. The pigsty was just a bunch of intersecting nodes, and there were pigsties around every pigsty. Outside the mountain was the mountain, on the other side of the sea was the sea, and outside the pigsty was still the pigsty.
It was true. When I was hungry, I felt that my mind was especially bright. I began to think about the nature of the road and pigsty, and began to think about metaphysics. That's right, what was a path? It may be beneath my feet, but what is it? What else could it be if it wasn't under my feet? What was a pigsty? If it was literally understood that a pigsty was used to keep pigs, then when the pigs ran out of the pigsty, could it still be called a pigsty?
I'll write a book called " On the Pigsty." I want to deeply analyze the philosophical and theological nature of the pigsty, and I'll exchange all my royalties for cabbage.
Crack! A fireball exploded on its butt, and our male pig trotter roared,""Why are you chewing on the tree bark instead of walking?!!”
Ignorant! Vulgar! To think that we grew up in the same circle. Why do I have such a noble and valuable brain? Why does your pig brain only have that Ah Li from the neighboring village?？Dumby's thoughts were interrupted. It desperately tried to turn its head behind and bite its buttocks. The entire pig twisted into a spinning top whirlwind.
I'm so hungry I'm eating myself.
"Sigh…" Our male pig trotter let out a long sigh."To think that I, a mighty transmigrator, actually transmigrated into a pig's body! And there were a few stupid teammates... These teammates were really f * cking pigs!”
"Damn, what are you talking about?" Mei rubbed her ribs affectionately against his ribs."Where are we going for a date? I heard that there's a sea in the south called the Sea of Love Pianos. It's very romantic there! Let's go there! And build a little nest of love by the sea! How many little piggies do you think we need?”
He looked at the sky in a daze. He did not even need to eat a bunch of cabbage to see the Kingdom of Heaven in his eyes.
Three Pigs left the academy and the small town. They had walked east for about two hours and had just walked out of a forest. His eyes were still looking at Kingdom of Heaven when an extremely excited voice came from beside him! Really, he had never imagined that a voice could be so happy and excited in his life!!
He heard Dumby's trembling voice say,"Bai-! Noob! Earth-!"
In front of them was a small village far away. Surrounding the village were plots of farmland. The closest to them was a cabbage field! The smell of cabbage wafting in the wind made the fat cells in the pig's body jump up! Dumby rushed into the cabbage field at a speed of 800 miles per second!
"Farmer uncle, you've worked hard for a year." His heart ached as he watched Dumby rush into the ground and sprint into the ground in one go! In the blink of an eye, a row of cabbages flew into the sky! Dumby, like a hungry pig, pounced on a cabbage and began to chew on it!
" I'm a little hungry too." May shot him a glance."I want to eat one too."
He turned his head and pushed May into the bushes beside him."Shh-"
That's right, there was a field of corn beside it, and there was a farmer uncle who was harvesting in the autumn! The farmer uncle was still breaking the big corn when he saw a pig rush into the cabbage field beside him. With a single arch and furrow, the cabbage was ruined! After being stunned for a minute, he roared,"" Whose pig is this!?" He roared and went forward to chase him. Adai was eating so much that he didn't care about his buttocks. How could he care about him? He pulled the pig's tail angrily, but the pig did not move at all. He reached out to pull the pig's ears, but the pig still did not move at all! Aiyo, what kind of pig do you think this is?
The farmer uncle was so angry that he almost had a stroke. He walked back to the corn field and picked up a corn. His hand was actually burning with flames!
Hey, hey, this farmer uncle is also a fire element? Our male pig trotter felt that his temper was too bad and that he had lost his dignity. However, let's see how this person plays with fire.
The farmer uncle threw the corn into the air, and the flame in his hand actually followed the corn out of his hand! He shouted at the sky,"A Piercing Cloud Arrow!"”As soon as he finished speaking, the sound of popcorn coming out of the oven could be heard from the corn in the sky! The corn exploded into popcorn in the air!!
F * ck! Popcorn was scattered everywhere. Our male pig's trotters widened their eyes. Not only did the city know how to play, but the rural people knew how to play even better! This Piercing Cloud Arrow was really something! It made me want to break a few corn sticks and take them away! But first, I should have a group of underlings.。。
The sound of gongs and drums came from the distant village. A group of uncles and aunties came up with hoes and sickles. They were really imposing!
The farmer uncle who released the Piercing Arrow asked,""Whose pig is this? He was so picky that he couldn't be dragged away!”
“。。。”All the blind dates came up one by one to identify the pig, but they all shook their heads. It was not their pig.
"Yo, then why would I pick up a pig for free?" The farmer uncle was happy." Villagers, help me bring this pig home. When the cabbage is harvested, I'll give you three cabbages!"”
"Alright!" A few burly men came forward and tied Dumby's limbs. They passed a thick piece of wood through the rope and the four burly men carried it.
Dumby was still eating. It only reacted when the pig's mouth left the cabbage."Eh? What are you doing? What the f * ck? Come quickly, pig! Kidnapped! Ah Chou! Ah Chou! Save me! We're childhood friends, brothers!!”
May looked at him.""Save it?"
"At night." Our male lead looked at Dumby and shouted as he was carried far away. Let's find Ah Li from this village first and save Dumby at the same time."It's too eye-catching for two pigs to wander around the village in broad daylight. At night, we'll turn all the pigpens in the village upside down!”
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