"Everyone must have a certain understanding of qi. The ancients said: Heaven and earth qi combine, all things come into being, qi flows in our bodies at all times. When you inhale, it comes in, and when you exhale, it goes out.”
Some of the people below were chatting, some were eating, and some were already asleep. Mia was painting Leonie's nails with a bottle of expensive nail polish mixed with gold powder and diamond chips.
Only Nai Le sat furthest away, but she took out a notebook from her pocket and wrote down everything.
"Teacher!" A boy couldn't stand the loneliness."Then I'm going out even if I fart?”
"Yes, you've just come into contact with qi, so you can only gather qi to the point where it's easiest to disperse. A true expert can release qi from any part of his body.”
"Wow! Teacher! Which part of a true expert's body could fart?”
“。。。You can say that."
"Wow, Teacher, you're also a strong person, right?”
"Of course!" The teacher puffed out his chest proudly.”
"That's right, Teacher. Not only can you fart from below, but you can also fart from above! It made my deskmate fall asleep!" His words caused a wave of laughter.
The teacher adjusted his glasses and continued after the laughter had ended. This place was filled with noble young masters and young ladies. If one wanted to survive here, one had to have a broad mind and extraordinary ability."Watch carefully."
As he spoke, he stretched out his right hand with his palm facing outwards. A golden ball of light lit up on his pinky. The ball of light jumped past all his fingertips and finally jumped into his mouth. Then, he turned around and farted! The ball of light was released along with the fart, like a peacock spreading its tail feathers, and immediately became a thousand auspicious colors!
"Uh-huh." He knocked on the podium proudly." Can any of you tell me where I vented my anger just now?"”
However, the peacock spread its tail like a flash bomb, blinding everyone in the room. The boy rubbed his eyes for a long time.。。Teacher, this is a colorful alpaca's explosive flash fart.。”
The teacher rolled his eyes at the name.
Nai Le raised her hand.
"Alright, tell me about it."
"In order, it's the pinky, ring finger, middle finger, and index finger.。。”She blushed. Chrysanthemum."
"Whoa!" Countless students below were clapping."Strong! I'm definitely embarrassed to say it with so many people! Potato girl is going to be rich!"
"Your answer is not bad, but you missed out on one part, your mouth.”
"Mouth? However, it was clearly his mouth that swallowed the ball of light.。。”
"The ball of light looked like it was moving, but it was too far away for you to condense the air to the point where it could be moved like a physical object. So, just now, I actually released air from every part of my body in turn, creating the illusion that the ball of light was an elastic solid.”The teacher explained proudly," The first task for us to become stronger is to let qi spread out from other parts of the body. This is the easiest for students who gather qi at the mouth.”
The people below were already doing what they were supposed to do. The boy continued to jeer,"Teacher, let's do it again! Put another one in!"
“。。。"This student who is going to release another one, your name is Ma Ke, right? Come and try one for everyone. If I remember correctly, gather your qi and it will be your mouth.”
“。。。”It's not good to keep jeering. He'll remember me. Ma Ke stood up bashfully and opened his mouth, a flame burning on the tip of his tongue.
"Alright, just let this breath roam freely in your body and look for other breakthrough points.”
He blinked his eyes and let the breath flow down along the respiratory tract, through the stomach, through the ileum, and finally arrived.。This guy wants me to make a fool of myself in public! "Teacher, I can't do it!”
The teacher pouted." If you're so untalented, then don't come to school. Go home and be a cripple to inherit the family business."”
A burst of laughter came from below. Mark remembered this and sat down. However, the smell of roasted meat came from the classroom.
"Whoa…Which big brother is roasting meat outside?" "Isn't that too unethical? You're roasting meat outside while others are in class?”"It's still pork. I still prefer roast beef.”The source of the taste came from the southeast corner of the lecture hall. Everyone looked at the southeast corner at the same time.
The southeast corner was where Nairo was sitting. The smell of roasted meat made her a little confused, but the others saw the pig sitting next to her with its front hooves on the table like a human, and its mouth was open with a flame burning in it!
That's right, it's our male pig's trotters! The smell of roasted meat was coming from his position!
He was still listening attentively to the class, following the teacher's instructions at every step. But where did this smell of roasted meat come from? He sniffed for a long time and felt a burning pain on his butt. He raised his butt and saw that the air was actually coming out of his anus and burning his butt!!
"F * ck! My anus is on fire!" He roared and jumped up. To the outside world, he just snorted a few times and then jumped up! With flames burning on his butt, he rushed towards the fire extinguisher in the corner! However, the pig trotter could not open the fire extinguisher no matter how hard he tried. He could only rub his anus back and forth on the surface of the fire extinguisher!
"Hahahaha!" "Thick, thick!" The entire classroom burst into laughter, and someone even sang rap."My roasted pig butt is fashionable and fashionable! I couldn't help but be on the fire extinguisher when it was burning! The friction is like the footsteps of the devil!" Nairo hurriedly rushed over to get the fire extinguisher, but she didn't know how to use it.
" Awoooo!!" He felt that his butt was already half-cooked! In a frenzy, he ran around the house! The flame on his butt even turned into a huge tail in the rushing wind! The big tail had set the curtains of the classroom on fire!
Whoa, there was a pig running wildly in the classroom! This scene was too much to watch! The students laughed wildly. In the end, the teacher grabbed our male pig's foot and lifted him up."Did you see that? Even a pig would vent its anger in other places after listening to my explanation! You guys are worse than pigs!"
Just as he was talking, a small wind blew. Hey, the fiery tail on our male lead's butt burned the teacher's hair!
"F * ck!" The teacher was also panicking. He quickly abandoned the pig and said,"My hairstyle! My hairstyle! Fire extinguisher! Fire extinguisher!"
"Comrades! Go!" Mark, who remembered the grudge, jumped out of his seat and snatched the fire extinguisher from Nai Le's hand. Aiyo, it was a dry powder fire extinguisher. It was just what he wanted! Then, he pulled the safety pin and aimed it at the teacher's face.
"My hairstyle! My face!" The teacher was scolded until he retreated all the way to the corner. Mark pressed on step by step and scolded his teacher until the three Buddhas were born and the eight immortals were reborn! The teacher had no choice but to stretch out his right hand like a tiger's claw and crush the ball of light in his palm! In an instant, the fire extinguisher was shattered into pieces, and Mark was sent flying into the opposite wall!
"My hairstyle, my hairstyle!!”The teacher was covered in dry powder, like a White Impermanence who had appeared. He stroked his charred hair with both hands and trembled."I can't even teach you as well as a pig!! I quit!" He kicked the podium over. F * ck! It was over! Humph!" As he said that, he turned around and walked out, leaving behind a room full of students cheering."Yay! Class is over!"
The male lead rushed out of the classroom and found a fountain outside. He squatted on the fountain's eye and his expression finally relaxed under the washing of the water.
Then, he saw White Impermanence, whose hair was scorched, walk out of the classroom aggressively. He glanced at him when he passed by the fountain, then snorted and went straight to the principal's office. A group of students from behind rushed out excitedly.""Look over there! That was the legendary pig raised by the potato girl who didn't even know how to use a fire extinguisher!”
He opened his mouth wide. What kind of moniker was this? Although it was all true... Nai Le also ran out.”She also went into the fountain.”
He snorted a few times and used his mouth to nudge her face.
"That's great. It's good that you're fine." She smiled.”
Suddenly, a small trumpet with wings flew across the sky."'Report! Report! Probationary Qi Practitioner Class One, Mark and Gonelia, have been suspended for a week for disrupting class discipline.'
"Wow!" The students around them shouted,"Class suspension for a week! It feels so good?"
Nai Le sat in the fountain in a daze."“。。Why is it like this…"
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