Fight the Landlord
11 Did the balloon explode or did the egg break?

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At this moment, someone in the mahjong circle was spamming the bullet screen: Little Li Flying Dagger No. 2, get out here! Didn't you want to quickly connect the stakes? I've brought the Bull Demon King here. I'll make you naked!

Bull Demon King had the title of God of War in the Heavenly Court circle of friends. If he didn't kill you, he would be killed by others. He wouldn't go offline until he saw the disc!

At this moment, a bullet screen popped up. If anyone lends me 200,000 immortal beans, I'll open up the Lianzhuang Fight the Landlord and fight Zhu Bajie and Niu Wei King until they're naked!

There was silence in the poker circle. Someone actually dared to call the Bull Demon King, who was known as the Unyielding Heaven, the Bull Withering King. This person was really bold! Anyway, Chen Huan had already offended Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King and Zhu Bajie, so they were not lacking a Bull Demon King. If they had the ability, they would descend to the mortal world and fight in person!

In fact, Chen Huan had no choice but to use such a method! He was already sweating from anxiety. His telepathy had already sensed that danger was approaching. He instantly activated his x-ray vision and saw a person wearing a black hat and sunglasses slowly walking towards the toilet! He could actually see that this person was very strong. His bones were as hard as steel, and every inch of his muscles was filled with explosive power!

However, Chen Huan remained calm. He swallowed a strengthened version of the Li Dai Tao Jiang Fu. As long as he didn't chop him into pieces, the one who would suffer would be Young Master Jin. However, this talisman was not omnipotent. If he was hit by a bullet, he would die together with the person he was trying to replace. In the Immortal World, this talisman could only be used as a prank.

At this moment, an ID named Tan Hua Xun Huan added Chen Huan as a friend and lent him 200,000 immortal beans without saying a word. No need to return it!

Being rich was willful! Chen Huan wanted to ask who he was, but he sent a message: Don't ask me who I am. You'll know when the time comes.

Who was he? Chen Huan felt as if hundreds of cats were scratching her heart.

With a ding, Zhu Bajie and Bull Demon King entered the game. Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King was also present. He had pulled in Virūpāk ? a Heavenly King to cheer him on.

Then, a few more people came in to buy horses.

He Xiangu entered the room, the child of wealth entered the room, the god of plague entered the room…

When they met the God of Plagues at the mahjong table, the immortals avoided him, everyone was afraid of being targeted by the God of Plagues. In the end, the God of Plagues actually targeted Chen Huan, the banker, and requested to join forces with him!

How could Chen Huan dare to join forces with the God of Plagues? Who would have thought that the God of Plagues would use a prop to forcefully close the house? Once the closing was successful, unless he lost everything, he would not be able to leave halfway.

Chen Huan cried out in bad luck, the immortals comforted him, they had all seen Chen Huan's ending. But the God of Plagues promised,"If I join the village with you, it will be the beginning of their bad luck!"

At this moment, Chen Huan seemed to have sensed something. She looked up and saw that the person had already walked into the toilet. This person actually had a gun on him! He was actually a professional assassin!

Chen Huan cried out in his heart. What should he do? The game could not be interrupted once it started!

The game had already started. Calm down!

Ding! The cards were dealt. There was a small mirror in front of the assassin's shoe. In order not to alarm the people in the Internet cafe, he stuck a small mirror in to check.

Just as he was about to visit Chen Huan's room, he suddenly smelled a foul stench. Then, his stomach turned upside down. With a whoosh, he rushed into a squatting toilet and exploded like firecrackers.

Chen Huan didn't know that he and the God of Plagues had helped him once. Now, whoever approached him would be unlucky and would be found by the plague.

The killer was so scared that his intestines were running out! Fortunately, the plague that he had contracted was very mild, and he did not have any more diarrhea. He had only pulled it eight times in fifteen minutes!

Fifteen minutes was enough for Chen Huan to play ten rounds of Fight the Landlord.

The cooperation between the God of Plagues and him had indeed caused the other three families to be unlucky, along with those who had bet on them. Apart from winning three rounds in a row, they lost six rounds in a row and lost all their immortal beans!

The two of them had won six consecutive victories and obtained the system reward of eighteen bottles of Agar Dew, as well as a chance to open the mysterious treasure box. The more immortal beans he won, the more likely he was to open a higher-level treasure.

Ding! A system reward notification popped up: Six consecutive wins, the landlord is happy, the farmer loses everything, you have a chance to open the mysterious treasure box...

Chen Huan's happy hour came. He opened the treasure box with great anticipation and a contract jumped out. The system notification said, Congratulations, you have received an unlimited life insurance!

Chen Huan was speechless for a long time. He actually issued a life insurance policy! What the hell was this?

The dark hearts of the immortals were finally balanced, Bull Demon King laughed: ""Are you dumbfounded? This is a consolation prize! The higher the level of the box and the flip, the higher the chance of getting a consolation prize!”

The God of Plagues was speechless. This is the 108,000 time I've received this consolation. Immortals need insurance? Are you kidding me?"

Then, the God of Plagues added Chen Huan as a friend and went offline after making an appointment to meet at the next card game. Chen Huan and the God of Plagues each won 700,000 immortal beans. He was about to return 200,000 immortal beans to his friend who was looking for flowers and seeking pleasure when he went offline.

Mall, here I come!

There was a treasure that he had been longing for for a few hours: Invincible Tyrant Body Talisman!

Just the name alone was domineering enough. The rest were used by immortals to prevent slipping when walking. But it had a miraculous effect on an ordinary person like Chen Huan!

This talisman only had a five-minute effect, so one had to choose the right time to use it. After the killer finished his diarrhea, he continued to peek. At this moment, a toilet door opened and a figure rushed out from inside. With a whoosh, it swept past him. It was the target!

The assassin clutched his stomach and forcefully endured the turmoil as he chased after the man. Damn it, this feeling made him want to carry a pressure cooker that was about to explode and run. Sooner or later, he would be blown up into the sky.

Chen Huan was forced into a secluded forest. There were three people in the forest.

"You're the person the employer wants to cripple?”A man in camouflage clothes wielding a bayonet said.

Just by looking at their auras, one could tell that they were veterans who had retired from the special forces. The same goes for the person who was half dead!

Chen Huan was surrounded. Another person said coldly,"He wants us to help him deal with a trash student. This employer is really rich and willful. Then let's compensate him and have some fun!”

Chen Huan secretly ate the Overlord Body Talisman.

"Brat, since you offended Young Master Guan, you should reincarnate into a good family!”The man with the bayonet made the first move.

With a clang, one of the assassins came up and pressed Chen Huanlai down with a knee. With a pop, his knee burst like a balloon! But this sound seemed to come from a very, very far place!

Then, the other three surrounded Chen Huan and used all kinds of vicious moves!

But Chen Huan just stood there without moving, allowing them to make all sorts of moves. Head explosion, shoulder removal, broken arm bones, knee smashing, tendon picking, eye poking…

The man with the bayonet praised,"What a tough man!"

Chen Huan also felt that he was too awesome. This feeling was too good. He just didn't know how jealous and happy that Young Master Jin was.

At this moment, someone shouted coldly, Let's see if you can still stand up!

A vicious and berserk Kneel Attack came over! The sound of a slap seemed to come from an unknown distance!

In a presidential suite in Binhai City, Young Master Jin had an appointment with a prostitute. Just as he was about to bully her in the back garden, he suddenly screamed and heard the sound of a balloon exploding.

The girl was scared silly. Did the balloon explode or did the egg shatter?

Then, Young Master Jin fell to the ground with a thud. It was unknown whether he was dead or unconscious! Before he fainted, he painfully said,"The garden is poisonous."

In the forest, the killers were all stunned. Even if that move didn't kill him, it would have made him fall to the ground and unable to get up, but this person seemed to be fine.

The Overlord Body was almost there!

"Kacha…Kacha!"

The sound of stir-frying soybeans could be heard in the quiet forest. Chen Huan was loosening his muscles and bones. He did not consume the Strength God Talisman because he did not have enough immortal beans to buy, but he bought a good piece of equipment: Flying Cloud Boots!

He didn't expect the Immortal World to be so trendy. Even the combat boots were designed so coolly. In fact, he did not know that these were high-quality imitation running shoes from the gods, just like the Nikes that sold for 20 yuan at roadside stalls in the human world!

"You guys have fought enough. It's my turn!"

With a whoosh, Chen Huan's speed went berserk. Then, he roared, Sunflower Acupuncture Hand!

I poke…I dot! Chen Huandian nodded excitedly. He didn't know how many acupoints these people had sealed. Finally, he roared, Pegasus Meteor Fist!

He sent four people flying in a row!

Phew, I'm done! Chen Huan clapped his hands and left. He was a little unhappy because he had swallowed the Li Dai Tao Jiang Fu too early. The effect had already worn off. Young Master Jin only enjoyed the Ultimate Back Kneel Strike. Otherwise, he would have been crippled by the four killers.

Chen Huan couldn't help but love the Hegemonic Body Talisman. He couldn't allow him to have the ability to remain undefeated. It also allowed him to have the ability to ignore low-level physical damage. No matter how the assassins attacked, it was like scratching an itch. Moreover, after using the Agar Dew, he felt that his strength was several times greater than before. He still had ten more on him!

He would be able to win back even more in the future!

Chen Huan returned to the internet cafe as if nothing had happened and continued playing. Fatty had already made the noodles. If he didn't say anything, Fatty wouldn't have noticed what had happened just now. He thought that Chen Huan had forgotten everything in the toilet.

"Yo, I thought you fell into the toilet and got washed into the Pacific Ocean.”Fatty said unhappily.

"It's good to have brothers!" Chen Huanqing said without hesitation.”

"As long as you don't beat me up, I'm your brother."”

What did he mean? Chen Huan stared at his battle record and was instantly petrified! F * ck, this damn fatty knocked away his Silver again!

The sky was blue, the grass was green, and the morning air was fresh. Ah, it was too clear in the morning again. Chen Huan and Fatty went back to school with their arms around each other's shoulders.

Early in the morning, the forum in the university town became hot. There were also discussions in the dormitory area. Hey, did you hear? Young Master Jin was possessed last night and his balls exploded inexplicably. Now that he's been rescued, he's also a eunuch!

"Yes, yes, yes. I heard that his father even asked someone to invite an expert to treat him and exorcise him.”

Chen Huan, who had been famous for two to three days, was snatched away by the headline of 'Young Master Jin's encounter with evil, and the woman outside the night party suddenly exploded in her balls'. Instead, no one paid attention to him. He was also happy to have some peace and quiet. After returning to the dormitory with Fatty, he fell asleep.

This book is provided by FunNovel Novel Book | Fan Fiction Novel [Beautiful Free Novel Book]

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