Diandian lowered its head and sniffed again. It was choked by a fishy smell and its expression twitched.
She stuffed the paper cup back into Wu Chengying's hand and pursed her lips."What is this thing? It's so disgusting and it smells fishy.”
Wu Chengying mumbled a few words and couldn't answer. Suddenly, his face turned red all the way to his neck.
"What is this thing? It's white, and it smells like that. Did you ancient people drink it like nectar?”Mi Diandian asked in surprise.
"Uh…of course, this isn't for drinking. Actually, I call it Jade Nectar, but it's not the real Jade Nectar that can be drunk.”Wu Chengying explained with difficulty.
Diandian was a little confused. It blinked its eyes and suddenly rolled its almond-shaped eyes.
"Wu Chengying, tell me honestly. Is this thing yours?”Mi Diandian said angrily.
Wu Chengying was stunned by this sudden roar. He quickly covered his ears and asked in a low voice,"Then…then what?"
"It's your thing.”Rice Diandian was a little hesitant. As it spoke, its voice became much softer.
"What about me? Mi Diandian, can you speak more clearly? Let me understand." Wu Chengying put down his hands and asked seriously.
"Do you really not know, or are you just pretending?”Diandian continued to roar.
Wu Chengying shook his head." I really don't know. What exactly is it?”
Mi Diandian looked at his reaction and felt that he was not lying. For a moment, her expression stiffened and she swallowed her saliva. Her voice became much lower." Do you really not know or are you playing dumb? I'm referring to you…the thing that you spat out from your mouth down there.”
After saying that, Mi Diandian's face turned red.
Wu Chengying scratched his head and repeated in a low voice,"My lower mouth spat it out? What was that…Ah! I know, you're talking about sh * t, right?”
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Mi Diandian hit Wu Chengying's forehead three times and shouted,""Idiot, of course it's not sh * t! Poop is yellow, but this is white. Are you colorblind?”
" But... but didn't you say that my lower mouth..." Wu Chengying whispered.
"You…"
Before Diandian could say anything, the passers-by nearby looked at her curiously. Her face was red as she turned around shyly and whispered,""The mouth that I'm talking about is not the same as the mouth that you're thinking of. In our modern world, the place where you poop is called the anus, understand? And the mouth in front of you is the mouth that can spit those things out, understand?”
Wu Chengying was stunned for a few seconds before he nodded.
Mi Diandian heaved a sigh of relief and smiled." Alright, at least you're not that stupid. Now, can you tell me if that cup is yours?"”
“……”
Wu Chengying was stunned for a few seconds, but he did not react.
" Hey, I'm talking to you." Diandian pushed him away and snatched the cup from his hand." Is this the right one?"”
"Yes, but…I still didn't understand the story of the two mouths you explained to me. After I'm full, I'll go back and see how you do it, then I'll understand.”Wu Chengying said slowly.
Mi Diandian's lips twitched a few times, and her slightly red cheeks turned green in an instant. She was furious.
He looked at Rice Diandian, who was panting heavily, and couldn't help but cover his mouth and snicker." You look like a bull. Usually, when a bull is angry, it looks like this..."
After he finished speaking, Wu Chengying was stunned. The smile on his face immediately disappeared as he muttered in his heart, Oh no, judging from her expression, she must be angry.
Suddenly, Diandian jumped up and splashed the paper cup in its hand on Wu Chengying's face. Then, it turned around and swaggered past his shoulder into the snack bar.
Wu Chengying was stunned on the spot. He held his breath and clenched his fists tightly. He gritted his teeth and held back his anger.
When he turned around, Diandian was already standing at the door with her hands on her hips. She grimaced at him and said," Wu Chengying, if you have the ability, come in now. Let others see what you look like."”
With that, Mi Diandian smiled and turned around, walking into the store.
" Mi…you…" Wu Chengying was flustered and exasperated. In addition, the liquid on his face really made him unable to open his mouth. He was really helpless.
However, Wu Chengying did not care about anything else. He held his breath and charged in aggressively.
"Bang!" Wu Chengying pushed the door open aggressively.
He was extremely anxious as he looked around for the rice.
In an instant, all the customers who were eating in the store fell silent and collectively stared at Wu Chengying.
A moment later, earth-shattering laughter erupted.
Mi Diandian hid in a corner timidly, not daring to make a sound.
"Miss, stop fooling around with your boyfriend. Look at his face. It's all covered in that stuff. How embarrassing. Quickly get a tissue to wipe him.”An old lady's voice came from behind Mi Diandian.
Mi Diandian was stunned. Before she could answer, the old lady had already stuffed a packet of tissues into her hand with a kind smile on her face.
"Sigh…Actually, I…"
Diandian didn't know how to explain, but the old lady had already stood up and paid. She supported the old man beside her and said,"Alright, old man, let's be like young people. After eating spicy hotpot, your mouth is no longer hungry, right? It's time to go back.”
"Okay, okay." The old man nodded and staggered out of the store with the help of the old lady.
Diandian looked at their backs and held the packet of tissues in her hands awkwardly.#
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