Wu Chengying examined the silk underwear in his hand for a long time. He placed it in front of his nose and sniffed it. A faint mint fragrance assailed his nose.
"What a troublesome woman, why did you hit me? This King didn't say that he wasn't responsible. How ridiculous!”Wu Chengying touched his cheek with one hand and whispered to himself," The Sage's words are still right.'Only women and dogs are difficult to raise.'Sigh…"
At this moment, the bedroom door opened with a bang.
Diandian walked in with two bowls of noodles.
"Pa! Pa!" She placed the noodles on the table, took one of the bowls with lace on it, and started eating.
Wu Chengying looked at her and smacked his lips.
"If you want to eat, come over and eat." Mi Diandian said.
As soon as he finished speaking, Wu Chengying rushed over without saying anything. He took another bowl and quickly took a big bite.
"Pui…Pui! What is this?" He spat out all the noodles in his mouth with a conflicted expression.
Mi Diandian was disdainful and said casually,""Of course it's cooked noodles."
"Noodles?" Wu Chengying picked up his chopsticks and stirred in the bowl doubtfully. After more than ten times, he continued to ask in surprise,"Mi Diandian, why didn't I find any noodles? Did you make a mistake?"
At the mention of this, Diandian's face darkened. She put down the bowl and chopsticks in her hand and said,"The strips are all rotten. There's only the bottom left. Eat!”
Wu Chengying's face was instantly filled with black lines, and dark clouds covered his face." Why did you bring this kind of rice for this king to eat? You slave is so bold!"”
"You still have the cheek to talk about me? This is all your fault. If it weren't for you screaming for nothing, would my noodles be so rotten?”Mi Diandian shouted loudly.
"This king wasn't screaming. It was just that this place was very high up from the ground and I was a little afraid.”Wu Chengying turned his head elegantly and explained.
"Fear? You're still pretending with me. You're doing it on purpose. Ever since you came to my house this morning, nothing good has happened. What exactly do you want?”Diandian stood up and flew into a rage.
Wu Chengying also stood up calmly and held the silk underwear tightly in his hand. He replied softly,"This king has never thought about what to do. If you are unhappy, you can lend this king a fast horse and I will leave.”
Diandian pointed at him and puffed up its cheeks.""A fast horse? Do you think this is a TV show? Do you think you're an ancient person dressed like this?”
"This king is not an ancient person. This king is a relative of the Southern Kingdom's royal family.”Wu Chengying said.
Mi nodded and felt dizzy." You can continue to lie. Who will believe you?"”
"This king is really the righteous and virtuous king of the Southern Kingdom. You will know once you go out and ask.”Wu Chengying was so anxious that he was sweating profusely. He went around to Mi Diandian and explained.
Mi Diandian spread out her hands and shrugged her thin shoulders." Uncle, we are in the 21st century, not in ancient times, and not in the Southern Kingdom. This is the People's Republic of China.”
"China…what country? The name is so long. Isn't this the southern part of the country?”Wu Chengying's suspicion had not dissipated. He looked around as if he was looking for something.
"Of course not! Alright, stop pretending. I've been acting with you for half a day. Hurry up and give me the 500 yuan. We don't owe each other anything, okay?”As Mi Diandian spoke, she did not forget to pull Wu Chengying's underwear over.
"This king is really the young prince of the Southern Kingdom. You have to believe this king.”Wu Chengying explained.
Diandian really couldn't do anything to him. She sighed and spread her hands,""You want me to believe you? Fine, bring me the evidence.”
"What is a certificate?" he asked.
"It's just evidence that can prove that you're a king of the Southern Kingdom. Do you still need me to teach you this? Your private school is in vain!" Mi Diandian retorted.
Wu Chengying scratched his head and frowned. His hands rummaged through the brocade robe on his body twice, but he did not find anything.
At this moment, Rice Diandian crossed her arms in front of her chest and leaned against the door. She sneered and said,"There isn't, right? Wu Chengying, can you stop making things up? Did you read too many time-travel novels, then went to the photo studio to rent this outfit, and then thought of ways to make such a farce today?”
"Transmigration? What is transmigration?" A big question mark appeared above Wu Chengying's head.
Mi Diandian was filled with anger. She walked forward and pushed Wu Chengying fiercely. She shouted sternly,"What are you pretending for? Wearing a fake headgear and a tattered robe, what are you showing off for?”
As she spoke, Mi Diandian did not hold back at all. She stepped on her feet and grabbed Wu Chengying's jet-black hair, pulling it hard. She shouted with difficulty,"Stupid mask, I'm going to pull it off and expose you!”#
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