"A lecher, a bad guy, a miser, a miser, a scoundrel who likes to peek at women bathing, and a stinky crab who doesn't help people who are dying. I curse you to step on cow poop on the road, fall off the bridge when crossing the bridge, choke when eating, choke when drinking, and be beaten by the thunder god when hiding from the rain, humph!”
Yun Xiuyi rode on the black donkey, holding the reins in one hand and thirty taels of silver in the other. She didn't forget to scold Chu Yunxuan from head to toe. He was really at a disadvantage! She had actually been seen naked by him, and the price for seeing her naked was only thirty taels!
Thinking of this, Yun Xiuyi took out all the words that had been used to describe Chu Yunxuan and repeated them from beginning to end. In the end, even Chu Yunxuan's ancestors suffered great misfortune and were implicated.
Chu Yunxuan didn't care at all. He quietly rode on the other black donkey and looked at Yun Xiuyi quietly. A strange light flashed in his eyes. He didn't take her words to heart at all.
Yun Xiuyi glared at him angrily." Hey, you stinky crab, what are you looking at? Haven't you seen him before?"
Chu Yunxuan smiled and continued to stare at her.
I only saw Yun Xiu's clothes, eyebrows and eyes like paintings, smiling like peach blossoms, cherry lips, sandalwood mouth, teeth like woven shells; Dressed in a white gauze shirt and a honey-colored embroidered gold skirt, she looked like a beautiful little pink butterfly among the flowers, sometimes angry and sometimes happy, sometimes far and sometimes near. It was also like a little phoenix that was wandering by the pond and drinking water, flying and not saying a word.
However, when Chu Yunxuan looked at her closely, he suddenly felt that Yun Xiuyi was different from Chu Fengyi in many ways. She was younger than Chu Fengyi, and she was smaller in size. As for her strength, even a hundred Chu Fengyis could not compare to her.
Most importantly, there was a cheerful and lively air between her brows, which was very different from Chu Fengyi's restrained and depressed self. Moreover, she loved to laugh, she loved to play, and she was bold. If there was anything, she would shout it out directly. This was completely different from Chu Fengyi's steady personality.
Seeing that Chu Yunxuan didn't reply and just stared at her, Yun Xiuyi became even angrier." Stinky crab, if you continue to look at me like this, I'm going to beat you up!"”
Chu Yunxuan shook his head and didn't answer. He just looked at Yun Xiuyi and thought, It's really strange. She and her sister are clearly biological sisters, but why are their personalities so different? If she had the gentleness and courtesy of her elder sister, then she would simply be…
Seeing that he was still staring at her, Yun Xiuyi exploded in anger! She raised her small fist and shouted in a low voice. She suddenly jumped off the donkey's back and pounced on Chu Yunxuan, aiming at his chin.
Chu Yunxuan was caught off guard and didn't expect Yun Xiuyi to hit him so easily. When he came back to his senses, he had already flown off the donkey's back and landed heavily on the ground.
"You…"
Yun Xiuyi took the opportunity to sit on him, her small fists accurately and with great strength, landed on Chu Yunxuan's face and body again and again." I'll kill you, you stinky crab, I'll kill you, I'll kill you!"”
Chu Yunxuan's nose was bleeding and his teeth were almost knocked out.
He grabbed Yun Xiuyi with all his might and flipped her over, pressing her under his body." You unreasonable little brat, why did you hit me?”
Yun Xiuyi struggled with all her might. She waved her little fists and kicked her feet wildly, but she couldn't move Chu Yunxuan." Who told you to keep looking at me?"”
Chu Yunxuan was stunned." I'm looking at you?"
"Yeah, it's not enough that you peeked at me while I was bathing. You even kept looking at me like that. Of course I'm angry. I'm a person who hits people when I'm angry, especially those who look at me!”Yun Xiuyi said as she struggled.
Chu Yunxuan's expression changed." How do I look at you?”
"I just keep looking, keep looking, keep looking!" Yun Xiuyi said with a red face. That kind of gaze seems to want to strip people naked, but also seems to want to eat people into their stomachs. I hate it when people look at me like that.”
"Oh? Has anyone ever looked at you like that?" Chu Yunxuan's eyes flashed with a gentleness that he didn't even notice. He reached out and pulled her up, gently patting the dust off her clothes.
Yun Xiuyi nodded proudly, her little butt almost sticking up." Of course, a lot of people look at me. Every time I go out or play on the swing in the garden, a lot of people will come to see me. However, those people only looked at me quietly and did not dare to make a sound. Because once they made a sound, I beat them until their heads were bleeding and they were never allowed to see me again. Except…"
"Except for what?" Chu Yunxuan raised his eyebrows.
"Other than that rotten egg, you're the worst and most rude! So I want you to compensate me." Yun Xiuyi pouted and glared at Chu Yunxuan.
Chu Yunxuan helped her onto the donkey's back and asked in amusement,""Rotten eggs? Which bastard is this rotten egg? Besides, didn't I already give you thirty taels of silver?”
Yun Xiuyi fiercely poked his thick chest." Of course, you kept looking just now! If you don't compensate me with more money, how can you make up for my losses? I…"
Suddenly, Yun Xiuyi's expression changed as if she had seen something terrible. She quickly lowered her head and threw herself into Chu Yunxuan's arms. She buried her face in his chest and said in a trembling voice,"You…I…"
Chu Yunxuan was confused." What's wrong? What happened?"
Yun Xiuyi shook her head and hugged him tightly." Don't, don't talk to me, and don't look at me. If, if I'm discovered by that rotten egg or its claws, it'll be bad."”
Rotten eggs? What rotten eggs? And the claws of a rotten egg? Chu Yunxuan raised his head suspiciously, completely unable to understand what this little girl was afraid of.
At this moment, a group of carriages came from afar. Judging from the large formation of honor guards, attendants, drums, flags, and chariots, it should be an important person with a high status.
Sure enough, just as Chu Yunxuan was thinking about this, he saw a few guards chasing away the onlookers. His highness 'carriage is about to arrive, all irrelevant people are to leave, no one is allowed to stay here!”
Chu Yunxuan snorted coldly and stood still. He wanted to see what kind of king was so impressive that he had to chase away all the irrelevant people.
But Yun Xiuyi didn't think so. She tugged at Chu Yunxuan's sleeve in a panic." Hey, let's go!" I don't want to be discovered by that rotten egg. If he finds out, even you will be in trouble.”
" What?" Chu Yunxuan was stunned. Why would I…"
Yun Xiuyi lowered her head and pulled Chu Yunxuan and the two donkeys away with brute force." Anyway, if you still want to live and don't want to die like Second Sister, then come with me!"”
Chu Yunxuan was even more surprised." What did you say?" What's wrong with Second Sister Yun?"
Yun Xiuyi shook her head and pushed Chu Yunxuan forward." Don't ask anymore. Just leave quickly, or I'll become an ugly and smelly little fool again." You don't want to see me become a little fool again, do you?”
Chu Yunxuan frowned. He could hear the hidden meaning in her words, so he held her hand and pushed her onto the donkey's back. Then he jumped on the donkey's back and ran forward.
The two of them rushed for more than ten miles and arrived at another town. After making sure that they were completely away from the rotten eggs, Yun Xiuyi pulled Chu Yunxuan to find the biggest and best inn to stay in. At the same time, she didn't forget to order a table full of good wine and food and had a good meal!
Chu Yunxuan smiled as he watched Yun Xiuyi wolfing down the food. She almost finished the entire table of dishes, and he couldn't help but shake his head. What a good eater. No wonder she was so strong. Not only could she drag two donkeys around with her bare hands, but she could also beat him until his head bled.
"Are you full?" he asked.”
Yun Xiuyi didn't have the time to pay attention to Chu Yunxuan. She grabbed and grabbed with both hands. She had already finished the bowl of jade white vegetable soup in front of her, ate two baskets of Goubuli soup dumplings, and swallowed two pounds of beef. She was still staring at the bowl of tofu pudding in front of Chu Yunxuan.
Chu Yunxuan sighed and pushed his bowl of tofu pudding in front of her." Eat it, if you don't have enough, Third Brother will call for more."”
Yun Xiuyi's eyes lit up with excitement. He happily took the bowl of tofu pudding and drank it all in a few gulps. Then, he said,"I also want a basket of steamed buns, two pieces of sesame seed cakes, and two bowls of tofu pudding.”
Chu Yunxuan nodded and called the waiter over." Give the lady a basket of steamed buns, two pieces of sesame seed cakes, and two bowls of tofu pudding."”
The waiter's eyes were as wide as copper bells. Looking at the mountain of steamers and plates on the table, he almost couldn't speak. Heavens! This little girl was too gluttonous. She swept all the dishes on the table alone, while the refined husband, who was more beautiful than the girl, ate almost nothing except a piece of sesame seed cake!
Yun Xiuyi's mouth was full of food as he mumbled,""What's wrong? Are you afraid that I won't be able to pay?"
She took out the thirty taels of silver that Chu Yunxuan had given her and placed them on the table." Is this enough for you to bring me a basket of buns, two pieces of sesame seed cakes, and two bowls of tofu pudding?"”
The waiter quickly stuck out his tongue." I don't dare. I'll go get it now."”
Chu Yunxuan laughed." You naughty girl! Have you always been this good at eating?"
Yun Xiuyi nodded proudly." Of course. At home, Second Sister and Nanny used to make me eat very hard because they said that eating was a blessing. In order to get more blessings, I ate very hard!”
Chu Yunxuan almost burst out laughing. Oh my god! Was this how it was explained that eating was a blessing?
He didn't believe that the second daughter of the Yun family and the nanny would teach her this way. This girl must have misunderstood her meaning!
At the mention of the second young miss, Chu Yunxuan couldn't help but think of what she had just said,"If you don't want to die like the second sister, then come with me."”What did this sentence mean? Could it be that the death of the Second Young Miss of the Yun family and the sudden departure of this girl were all related to those stinky eggs that were showing off just now?
"Little girl, you said that your second sister is dead. What happened?”
"Don't keep calling me little girl. I hate it when people call me little girl. It's as if I've never grown up. My name is Yun Xiuyi, the 'cloud' of the bright clouds, the 'xiu' of the clear peaks that pierce the sky like a painted screen, the 'clothes' that decorate the outside and the 'clothes' that decorate the inside. This is the name Sister Feng gave me!”Yun Xiuyi protested as she ate and introduced herself.
Chu Yunxuan frowned. He actually said it in such a convincing manner and even quoted classics? It was most likely her eldest sister, or Second Miss Yun had taught her. With her, it was impossible for her to remember and know these poems.
"Then what do you want me to call you?" Chu Yunxuan asked with a smile.
"Sister Feng calls me Xiao Xiu. Since you're a bird from Dunhuang and Sister Feng's godbrother, I'll force you to call me Xiao Xiu.”
Chu Yunxuan almost spat out his tea. Birds from Dunhuang? Forcing him to call her Xiao Xiu? What kind of twisted logic was this? To think that she could say it so confidently. He was her savior!
"You still haven't told me about Second Miss Yun."”
When she heard Chu Yunxuan mention her second sister and thought about how pitiful her second sister had died, Yun Xiuyi pouted and looked like she was about to cry." Second sister is so pitiful, so pitiful!" If it weren't for that rotten egg, Second Sister wouldn't have died, Mother wouldn't have died, and I wouldn't have left the house and turned myself into a smelly and dirty little fool. Even Nanny wouldn't have died.”
At the end of her speech, Yun Xiuyi burst into tears.
Chu Yunxuan frowned and hurriedly comforted Yun Xiuyi, who was crying uncontrollably." Don't cry, Xiao Xiu, don't cry." Tell me what happened first so that Third Brother can help you, hmm?”
She wiped her tears as she cried." Why should I call you Third Brother? You're not my brother."
"I'm not your brother, but I'm your sister Feng's younger brother. I'm ranked third among the nine phoenixes of Dunhuang, remember?”Chu Yunxuan said as he wiped Yun Xiuyi's tears.
Yun Xiuyi nodded." Alright, for Sister Feng's sake, I'll call you Third Brother. But that doesn't mean you're my brother!"”
Chu Yunxuan couldn't help but smile,""I don't want to be your brother either. Can you tell me now?”
Yun Xiuyi sniffled and drank another bowl of tofu pudding before sobbing,""This matter has to start from when Sister Feng left us and became the leader of you stinky birds.”
Chu Yunxuan's eyes turned cold." Is it related to Big Sister?"”
"That's right! You also know that Sister Feng has been a great beauty since she was born. Nanny said that when Sister Feng was five years old, someone came to propose marriage. When I was eight years old, the matchmaker who came to talk about marriage broke the threshold of our house. When Sister Feng turned twelve, even princes and generals came to propose marriage! But Nanny said that Sister Feng had been adopted by the Vermillion Bird Maiden as soon as she landed. She couldn't marry any other man in this life unless the Vermillion Bird Maiden agreed.”
Chu Yunxuan nodded. Indeed, not only was Chu Fengyi like this, but all of the Nine Phoenixes of Dunhuang were like this. Everyone's marriage had to be approved by the Heavenly Maiden, and they had to swear in front of her.
Yun Xiuyi continued," It is precisely because Sister Feng was born to be the leader of you stinky birds that Father rejected all the people who came to propose marriage for her. On her twelfth birthday, he personally sent her to the Phoenix Palace in Dunhuang to take charge of everything in the Phoenix Palace. But this way, he would offend that rotten egg.”
"You keep talking about rotten eggs, rotten eggs. Who is that rotten egg?”Chu Yunxuan asked with a frown.
"Who else? It's that bastard Xie Yong!" Yun Xiuyi scoffed.
"Xie Yong? Are you talking about the nephew of King Wu, Prince Heng Xie Yong?”Chu Yunxuan looked at Yun Xiuyi in surprise.
Yun Xiuyi angrily pounded the table and split it in half. It's that bastard rotten egg. He's the one who killed my second sister and also killed my mother!”
Yun Xiuyi mumbled as he recounted how Xie Yong fell in love with Chu Fengyi, how he did not give up and sent people to wait in front of the Buddhist cave in Dunhuang for several years, and how he returned in disappointment after learning that Chu Fengyi had married Nangong Wujiu.
"That bastard Xie Yong, after knowing that Sister Feng is already married, he actually shifted his target to Second Sister. However, Second Older Sister was born with a weak body and could not leave the medicine jar all day long. She did not plan to marry at all and did not dare to marry. Moreover, her partner was a person like Xie Yong, so she naturally refused.”
Chu Yunxuan nodded slightly." And then?”
"Then, in order to force Second Sister to submit, Xie Yong actually ordered all the doctors and medicine shops in the city not to sell medicine to our family unless she agreed to marry him. The pitiful Second Older Sister did not have the strength to fight against Xie Yong, nor did she have the money to go to other places to find a doctor, so she was forced to death by Xie Yong! "After Second Sister died, Mother was too sad and died within two days. I was the only one left in the family. I…" Yun Xiuyi couldn't help but burst into tears.
Chu Yunxuan frowned when he heard this. He knew that Xie Yong was greedy and lecherous, but he never thought that this person would be so bold.
"Don't cry, you should finish your story first. If you don't finish your story, how can third brother avenge you?”
Yun Xiuyi suppressed her sadness and pulled Chu Yunxuan's sleeve to wipe her tears. She then continued,""After Second Older Sister and Mother died, because I missed them so much and was afraid that Second Older Sister and Mother would be lonely, I went to the grave every day to see Second Older Sister, Mother and Father.”
A strange light flashed in Chu Yunxuan's eyes. He could imagine how surprised Xie Yong would be when he saw Yun Xiuyi, because she looked too much like Chu Fengyi! No, it should be said that she was actually Chu Fengyi, but she was a little petite and her personality was a little more lively and innocent.
"Xie Yong said that I looked exactly like Sister Feng and was prettier than Second Sister. He hoped that I could marry him and be his eighteenth wife. He also said that if I agreed to marry him, he would guarantee me a lifetime of glory and wealth. Not only would I be able to make my father a high official, but I would also be able to make my mother a noble lady. He would also let my family ascend to heaven and everyone would have an official position.”
"Naturally, you didn't agree?"
"Of course, how could I agree to him? He wants to marry me with that stinky toad of his? Humph! Never." Yun Xiuyi raised her chin proudly and then revealed a mischievous smile." Third Brother, guess what I did to that rotten egg? I beat him up and threw him into the manure pit. I didn't allow him to come up and drowned him for half a day! Who taught him to kill my second sister and anger my mother to death? Humph!"
Chu Yunxuan raised his eyebrows in surprise. They threw him into a manure pit and he was not allowed to come up? Wasn't this punishment too smelly? No wonder the lustful and arrogant Xie Yong wouldn't let it go.
"And then you took Nanny and fled for thousands of miles?”
Yun Xiuyi's eyes widened in shock. How did you know?"
"Is there a need to ask? Just look at your appearance when you met Xie Yong at noon today. Tell me, what method did that rotten egg use to make you, the West Chu Overlord, run away from home?”
"He said that he was a relative of the royal family and that hitting him was a violation of the law, so he wanted to capture me and the other members of the Yun family and behead them. However, he also said that if I agreed to marry him, he would consider pleading for mercy on my behalf.”Yun Xiuyi was so angry that she split another table into two." Who wants him to plead for mercy? I would rather die than have him beg for mercy. Besides, I should take responsibility for my own actions. Why should I implicate other unrelated people when I do something wrong? He deserved to be beaten up. I was being polite by not killing him! However, he was too much. He actually spread the news that Sister Feng was originally his wife, but she had married someone else. He even said that Sister Feng stole their family's treasure, the Nine Phoenix Ring, and wanted me to return it to him. I don't even know about the Eight Phoenix Ring or the Nine Phoenix Ring, how am I supposed to return it to him?”
"Oh? What did he say?"
"He said that the Yun family broke the marriage and stole. He also said that I injured someone and refused to hand over the Nine Phoenix Ring, so he wanted to arrest me and chop off my head!”Yun Xiuyi pouted and looked at Chu Yunxuan with tears in her eyes." Third brother, that rotten egg is the king, and he has the king backing him up. How do you think I can defeat him alone?"”
Chu Yunxuan wrapped her little hand with his hand and took out a handkerchief to gently wipe her tears.
"So in order not to implicate the other members of the Yun family, you ran away from home with Nanny and wanted to go to Dunhuang to rely on Big Sister, right?”
Yun Xiuyi nodded. Nanny said that as long as I could find Sister Feng, no matter how many Xie Yong he had, he wouldn't dare to do anything to me.”
Chu Yunxuan finally understood what had happened. Suddenly, he thought of something else.
"Then how did you meet Ma Wanqun? And you're still pretending to be a ghost to scare people?"
"That's what I had to do! Because we were halfway there when Nanny fell ill, I didn't have money to find a doctor to treat Nanny, and I was afraid of being found by Xie Yong and his rotten eggs, so I had to use the dark to paint myself dirty and ugly, pretending to be a ghost to scare people. Those who were a little timid saw me, the fake ghost, and fainted in fear. I took advantage of them to steal a few taels of silver. Some money to buy food, some money to find a doctor for the nanny, but I didn't steal all of them!”Yun Xiuyi nodded repeatedly.
"What about Ma Wanqun?"
"Ma Wanqun is Xie Yong's subordinate. He was ordered to look for me and happened to see me pretending to be a ghost in the broken temple. He recognized me and wanted to capture me to see Xie Yong. However, Ma Wanqun had somehow heard about the treasure in the Nine Phoenix Ring. For the treasure, he had decided to monopolize the Nine Phoenix Ring. For Nanny's sake, I could only pretend to be a ghost to scare him while lying to him that I was also looking for the Nine Phoenix Ring so that I could stall for time and find a chance to escape. Later, I met you outside Yellow Millet Dream Town and was paraded by you.”Yun Xiuyi said in one breath.
Chu Yunxuan nodded.
No wonder this girl would run around pretending to be a ghost to scare people. It turned out that she was using roundabout tactics to buy time so that she could find a way out for herself. Although this was a very stupid method, for a little girl like her who only knew a few moves, this was considered very impressive. Moreover, her heartfelt respect and filial piety to Nanny was indeed touching. He could not help but be less critical of her act of pretending to be a ghost to scare people.
"Xiu, do you want revenge?" Chu Yunxuan suddenly asked.”
Yun Xiuyi's eyes widened." Of course! Xie Yong, that rotten egg killed my second sister and my mother, and Ma Wanqun killed Nanny. No matter how much I have to pay, I must take revenge! I want to smash 10,000 eggs on their faces and turn them into rotten eggs.”
A strange smile appeared on Chu Yunxuan's handsome face." Xie Yong is a prince, it will take some effort to deal with him, but it's not difficult to scare him and make him lose money. Do you want to try?"”
Yun Xiuyi nodded her head vigorously, her small hand firmly holding Chu Yunxuan's hand. Third brother, tell me, what can I do to scare him so much that he pees his pants and can get a sum of silver from him?”
Chu Yunxuan patted her little head." Sleep well now, you'll know at night."”#
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