Sitting in front of the mirror, Que Wuyi happily traced his eyebrows, then brushed wrinkles on his face and forehead. He pinched a ball of powder and stuck it on his nose to cover his pretty, sharp nose. He did not forget to replenish his powder. Then, he got up and took out a set of old farmer's clothes from his bag to change into. He proudly looked at himself in the mirror, who could not be any older and uglier. He nodded his head twice.
Yes! This was great. Now, he believed that the stupid doctor and stinky phoenix called Chu Nanfeng definitely wouldn't recognize him as the little beggar who stole his Nine Phoenix Ring from the ruined temple two hours ago.
Thinking of the Nine Phoenix Ring, Que Wuyi was extremely happy.
Who would have thought that the Nine Phoenix Ring that everyone in the world wanted to obtain would actually be so easily stolen by this " clever empty-handed " dragon girl, Little God Stealing. It was really too satisfying! Finally, her hard work over the past three months was not in vain. She had been pretending to be a beggar every day, calling others 'mother hundreds of times, and was even beaten up all over her body. It was very painful!
She reached out to rub the bruises and redness on her legs and body.
Fortunately, his clothes were stuffed with cotton, straw, and rags. Otherwise, if he had been beaten up by those fiends, he would have been crippled even if he had not lost his life.
Did Ling Xiu escape? That Chu Nanfeng wouldn't make things difficult for her, right?
Although he felt sorry for Ling Xiu, he had still called her mother for three months. He had let her down!
Moreover, in the past three months, she had treated this fake mother as a child. Every day, he worked hard to go out and beg to serve his mother.
However, Ling Xiu also doted on her like her own daughter, making her, who had no parents since she was young, treat Ling Xiu as her own mother from the bottom of her heart.
As he thought of this, Que Wuyi picked up the walking stick that he had prepared earlier and walked out of the inn, pretending to be old and decrepit. He planned to buy some things in Xi He City to show his respect to his master.
Unexpectedly, as soon as she stepped out of the inn, she bumped into someone head-on. The force was so great that Que Wuyi fell out.
"It hurts!" Que Wuyi grimaced in pain, his little butt almost splitting into four pieces.
She jumped up and pointed at the other party's nose as she scolded," Which b * stard is it? Doesn't he have eyes? How dare you hit me!"
It seemed that Que Wuyi had completely forgotten that he was an old man, and his body was so old that it could not withstand a fall. How could he still jump up after being hit, and curse fiercely?
"Granny, are you alright? Did you hurt anywhere?" A gentle and pleasant male voice rang out above Que Wuyi's head. At the same time, a pair of strong arms supported her from behind.
" Of course there's something wrong, and it's very serious. My butt is split into four pieces…" Que Wuyi shouted angrily. He raised his head and suddenly met the most beautiful and attractive pair of eyes she had ever seen in her life. "You…you are Chu…cough!”
Fortunately, Que Wuyi was quick-witted enough to quickly lower his head and cover up the words "Nanfeng" with a cough. Moreover, the cough became more and more serious, and he couldn't even straighten his back.
Damn it! Why did he have to bump into Chu Nanfeng, this stupid phoenix?
Chu Nanfeng supported Que Wuyi with a concerned expression, seemingly unaware that the old granny in front of him was Que Wuyi in disguise.
"Granny, where did you hurt?" he asked gently. Can I help you take a look? Wansheng has studied medicine for a few years and is quite confident about this small injury. Come, let me help you into the inn to sit and rest.”
How could Que Wuyi agree? Once she entered, she might be recognized by this stinky phoenix. Would she still be alive then?
She heard that this stinky phoenix was good at using poison. As long as she sprinkled a little poison on her body, she, Que Wuyi, would have to say goodbye to this world of flowers and flowers! She didn't want it! It had only been a year since she left the mountain, and she hadn't had enough fun in the Central Plains yet! She didn't want to be poisoned to death now.
Hence, she used all her strength to grab the stone lion at the entrance of the inn with one hand and hit Chu Nanfeng with her walking stick with the other. She lectured him in an old-fashioned manner," Young man, do you think I'm old? Are you deliberately trying to bully me? If you don't let go, I'll call for help!”
Chu Nanfeng smiled slightly. His slender hand held Que Wuyi tightly. He said in a gentle and polite manner,""How dare Wansheng bully you? Wansheng saw that granny was old and weak. She was worried that something would happen to you after you were hit, so she wanted to invite granny to sit inside and take a look at you. Is that okay?”
Que Wuyi spat repeatedly. I'm in good health. I'm not sick or in pain. I can even jump and jump until I'm 120 years old. Who said I'm old and sick? What you said was extremely rude. I'll beat you up, you impolite, reckless fool. I'll beat you up, you lazy fool. I'll beat you up, I'll beat you up, I'll beat you to death!”
She really did raise her walking stick and started to hit Chu Nanfeng.
Chu Nanfeng didn't dodge or dodge, and he stood straight and allowed Que Wuyi to make use of this opportunity to make a fuss. However, he still held onto her hand tightly and refused to let go." Granny, it was Wansheng's fault for bumping into you. It's only right for Wansheng to receive a few strokes of the cane. But Granny, don't be too angry. You'll get sick from anger!" Come, I'll help you sit inside.”
As he spoke, he did not care whether Que Wuyi agreed or not. He grabbed her hand and walked inside.
This time, Que Wuyi panicked. He used his other hand to firmly hold onto the door, refusing to go in even if he died. At the same time, he shouted in a mess,"Help! Murder! Fire! The stinking doctor is going to murder this old woman! Someone come and save me, save me!”
However, Que Wuyi did not expect that not only did she not help him out of his predicament, but she also attracted a group of people who wanted to join in the fun. They surrounded Que Wuyi and Chu Nanfeng and pointed at them.
"What happened? Young man, what happened?"
Chu Nanfeng smiled slightly and had a fearless expression." It's nothing. It's just that I bumped into this granny and wanted to invite her inside to have a rest and apologize at the same time!”
Someone in the crowd nodded in agreement." Not bad, you did the right thing. Young people should respect the elderly and the wise like this…"
Before the man could finish his sentence, Que Wuyi scolded,""What respect for the elderly? He simply had bad intentions and wanted to take the opportunity to take revenge!”
Chu Nanfeng's handsome face was filled with a faint smile." What opportunity to take revenge? Wansheng had knocked into her mother-in-law, so she should have asked her to go to the inn to rest and apologize. How was this taking the opportunity to take revenge? Or…you are not an old lady at all, but a little girl? Little beggar?"
Que Wuyi was shocked. Just as he was about to say something, someone in the crowd shouted,"Hey, look, this granny's hands are so white and tender. You can't tell that she's already 80 years old.”
With this shout, the others immediately gathered over. A dozen or so eyes stared at Que Wuyi's hand that Chu Nanfeng had grabbed tightly. It was indeed slender and fair, as lovely as a spring bamboo shoot.
"Really! This hand was so tender that it didn't look like an 80-year-old granny at all. It looked more like an 18-year-old girl!”
Que Wuyi blushed and tried to pull his hand back. He even argued,"So what if it's white? I'm lucky. I've been fed and served tea since I was young. I've been served clothes and sleep. I drink ginseng tea, eat ganoderma lucidum fruit, and grind coix seed into powder on my hands for three meals a day. Of course, I'm still fair and tender at the age of 80, just like an 18-year-old girl. Can't I?”
Chu Nanfeng replied with a fake smile. His beautiful and deep eyes flashed with a hint of mischief." Of course you can. Moreover, granny has a voice that will never change. No one will believe that granny is already 80 years old. They'll think that they've met an 18-year-old girl!”
Que Wuyi's eyes widened, and he wanted to bite off his own tongue.
Heavens! How could she forget to imitate the old lady's voice? The old granny shouldn't be so full of energy and fierce, right? What should he do now? This stinky phoenix seemed to have recognized that she was not an old granny! Now, how could he break free from the stinking phoenix's claws and leave safely?
Chu Nanfeng smiled faintly. However, that warm smile exuded an immense pressure that made it impossible for others to reject it.
"Granny, please. It doesn't look good if we continue to drag her like this, right?”
Que Wuyi wasn't an idiot. How could he not understand the meaning behind Chu Nanfeng's words?
Thus, he could only brace himself and enter the inn with Chu Nanfeng. They went up to a window seat on the second floor.
"Hand it over!" Chu Nanfeng had just sat down when he reached out his hand.
Que Wuyi decided to play dumb to the end." Take what?"”
"Give me back what you took from me!”Chu Nanfeng said coldly.
"What?" Que Wuyi moved closer to his ear and pretended that he could not hear clearly." Young man, speak louder. I am old and my ears are not sharp. I can't hear you!”
"Can't you hear me?" Chu Nanfeng snorted coldly. Can you hear me?”
Que Wuyi continued to play dumb." What? What did you say? Louder, granny can't hear you!"
The corners of Chu Nanfeng's mouth twitched as he said in an extremely light tone,""You've been poisoned."
When Que Wuyi heard that he was poisoned, he almost jumped up. He pointed at Chu Nanfeng and stuttered," You, you, you…"
Suddenly, she rushed forward and grabbed Chu Nanfeng's collar. Her movements were so agile that she did not look like an 80-year-old granny." You bastard, stinky phoenix, big stupid bird, how did I offend you?!"
You want to poison me? Let me tell you! If I die, you can forget about living. I will drag you down with me and we will go to King Yama to be judged. Moreover, if I die, you can forget about getting back the Nine Phoenix Ring forever. Because in this world, only I know where your Nine Phoenix Ring is hidden!”
These words were said quickly and urgently. There was no need to gulp, breathe, or pause. He finished the sentence in one breath, which made people admire him.
Chu Nanfeng raised his thick eyebrows." Didn't you say that you're old and your hearing isn't sharp? Why did he hear it so clearly now? When he spoke, he was full of energy, fast and anxious?”
Hah! Why was he so stupid as to fall for this stinky phoenix's trick again? He actually confessed to it in a few sentences?
Que Wuyi glared angrily at Chu Nanfeng, looking as if he wanted to swallow him alive.
"What do you want? Let me tell you, Southern Qin is a country with laws. Xi He City is under the feet of the emperor. If you dare to poison me, I will immediately go to the city gate and beat the drum to sound injustice. I will sue you for murder and bullying the good people. I will let you lie on a nail bed and walk a nail road. Finally, I will strangle you with white silk!”She spoke shamelessly and threatened him, her eyes stealing glances at him.
Chu Nanfeng raised his eyebrows again. Murder for money? Bullying the good citizens? He even wanted him to lie on a bed made of nails, walk on a path made of nails, and finally be strangled to death with white silk? What was this? She was the one who stole, she was the one who refused to return, and she was the one who pretended to be mysterious. Now, she actually turned around and bit him?
Chu Nanfeng smiled and his eyes flashed. He said calmly,"" It's fine. Before that, you'll be dead from the poison anyway. You'll bleed from all seven orifices, your whole body will be swollen, black, smelly, and oozing pus. In the end, you'll rot into a pile of white bones!”
Que Wuyi felt goosebumps rise on his body every time he spoke. His hair stood on end every time he spoke. By the time he finished speaking, Que Wuyi was already covered in goosebumps.
" You…" Her small mouth was slightly agape, and she was so frightened that she could not speak.
Chu Nanfeng took out a small red bottle and shook it." How is it? Hand over the thing and I'll give you the antidote, hmm?”
Que Wuyi stared at the antidote in his hand. She really wanted to return the Nine Phoenix Ring to him! But…she had spent three months sacrificing herself to be a beggar, calling others 'mother' hundreds of times, and being mocked and mocked countless times before she stole it. She was really unwilling to hand it over just like that.
Moreover, if she were to hand over the Nine Phoenix Ring now, although she could exchange it for her life, what about her master? The main purpose of him leaving the mountain this time was to use the Nine Phoenix Ring to treat his master's illness. If he didn't bring the Nine Phoenix Ring back, wouldn't Master's illness be unable to recover? Perhaps he would even die?
When he thought of how his master had died without the Nine Phoenix Ring, Que Wuyi was instantly filled with courage. Even Chu Nanfeng's words were no longer terrifying.
She bravely puffed out her chest and shouted fearlessly,"So what if I die? Even if I die, I won't return it to you!”
Chu Nanfeng narrowed his eyes." You're not handing it over?”
Que Wuyi nodded proudly." Absolutely not."”
"Are you really not handing it over?"
Que Wuyi snorted even more arrogantly." Yes, I won't hand it over. I'm not even afraid of death anyway. What can you do to me? What is there to be afraid of?"
Chu Nanfeng stared at Que Wuyi, who was disguised as an old woman but was a crafty little girl deep down." Of course. If a person isn't even afraid of death, there's naturally nothing else to be afraid of. But…do you know that there are many ways to die?”
Que Wuyi stared at him as if he was an idiot." Of course I know. Some died of illness, some hanged themselves, some drowned, some were kicked to death by horses on the road, some were beheaded in court, and some died inexplicably. Who doesn't know?”
Chu Nanfeng picked up a glass of wine on the table and slowly drank it. He said in a lukewarm manner,""Indeed, but have you heard of this saying? He did not ask for a good life, but only a good death, because the pain of living had been forgotten, but the pain of death was something that everyone feared. Que Wuyi, you may not be afraid of death, but if I can prevent you from dying, but I can also prevent you from living, will you be afraid?”
Que Wuyi stared at him with his eyes wide open. He thought to himself,'What is this stinky phoenix up to? What did he mean by not dying and not being able to live?
But Que Wuyi quickly understood, because she suddenly felt a terrible pain in her stomach, and it was so painful that she wanted to run to the toilet to have diarrhea.
"What…what did you drug me with?”Que Wuyi clutched his stomach, cold sweat dripping down his back. He couldn't even straighten his back.
Chu Nanfeng opened his fan in a carefree manner and fanned it left and right." Naturally, it's the most exquisite, special, and unique medicine for the intestines. It's also commonly known as laxatives.”
"Laxatives? You…you bastard, rotten egg, you actually…actually…"
Que Wuyi still wanted to say something, but his eyes suddenly widened. He grabbed his pants and rushed downstairs as if his butt was on fire."Get out of the way, get out of the way. Hurry up and get out of the way. If you don't get out of the way, the gold will be all over the ground.”
Chu Nanfeng acted as if he didn't see this and continued to drink by himself. He fanned himself to cool himself down and wasn't worried that Que Wuyi would take the opportunity to sneak away.
In fact, Que Wuyi did not have the strength to run away or stand up. If she could, she really wanted to build a house in the outhouse and stay there.
It's all that damn stinky phoenix's fault. It actually used laxatives to plot against her? She almost died in the latrine. Damn it, if she didn't take revenge, it would be the young lady. If she didn't take revenge, it would be the little thief. If she didn't take revenge, her name, Que Wuyi, would be written upside down!
Que Wuyi cursed as he greeted Chu Nanfeng's eighteen generations of ancestors. Even his brothers and sisters, which were the other eight annoying stupid birds, were not spared. They all received many and thoughtful greetings.
At this moment, Chu Nanfeng's gloating voice sounded outside the outhouse." Granny, are you feeling better? Wansheng has prepared anti-diarrhea medicine. Granny, do you want to try it?”
After a long time, Que Wuyi's voice finally came from the toilet. It sounded like he was about to die." I'd rather die in there than take your stinky medicine."”
"Is that so?" "In that case, I'll go upstairs and wait for granny," Chu Nanfeng said indifferently. However, granny, there is one thing you must know.”
It was stuffy in the outhouse for a long time before there was a sound." If you have something to say, say it quickly. If you have something to say, say it quickly!”
Chu Nanfeng waved his fan and said," The medicine you took was made by Wansheng after combining seven different herbs for 37 days. It's specially used for people with chronic stomach problems. Therefore, its effects are amazing. It can be used three to five times a day." However, granny is old and her stomach is relatively weak. After taking this kind of medicine, I'm afraid that it won't be completely detoxified for three days and three nights. At that time, I'm afraid that granny will faint and die in the toilet. That will be very bad.”
Suddenly, the door of the thatched cottage was pulled open, and Que Wuyi's small face, covered in cold sweat and covered in powder, appeared in front of him.
"You turtle bastard, if I die, I definitely won't let you off! I will turn into a ghost with eight hands, ten heads, and a hundred feet to settle accounts with you. I will also tear you into pieces and grind you into powder, and then…Ouch, it hurts! My stomach hurts, you…"
Que Wuyi held his little belly and bitterly stepped into the latrine.
Just like that, she went in and out of Chu Nanfeng's room countless times.
What was even more amazing was that Chu Nanfeng was actually just watching coldly, allowing the little girl to come out of the toilet time and time again. He had no intention of saving her.
In the end, when Que Wuyi stepped into the latrine for the twenty-third time, he finally could not help but cry and surrender." I…I surrender, I promise you, I…I…Wah!”
Chu Nanfeng's face flashed with amusement and pride when he heard the little girl cry out loud. This naughty girl! Why didn't he surrender and hand over the thing earlier? Why did he need to squat in the toilet and be sad? He also smelled it for a while. It was really smelly!
Que Wuyi thought that he would still not agree, so he cried and begged for mercy." Give me the antidote quickly!" I promise to return the thing to you, and I promise to never speak ill of you again. I won't call you big stupid bird, smelly phoenix, or cow shit anymore. I beg you, give me the antidote, okay? I'll be good and stop playing tricks and stealing from others. I beg you, please!”
Chu Nanfeng couldn't help but laugh. This girl was too flexible, wasn't she? A moment ago, he was still as stubborn as a little donkey, refusing to surrender even if he died. Now, he was actually so humble?
Hmm…interesting, very interesting. He had never seen such a strange and shameless naughty girl in his life!
Que Wuyi, who was in the toilet, continued to beg," I beg you, Big Brother Chu, Great Swordsman Chu, Grandpa Chu, Eunuch Chu, Great Ancestor Chu, I promise that when we get out of here, I will return the things to you obediently. I will also not tell anyone that you used laxatives to harm me, that I went to the toilet more than twenty times, and that I pooped until my butt was about to explode. Also, I will not tell anyone that you have so many gold ingots…"
Chu Nanfeng rolled his eyes. He put away his fan and walked to the second floor of the inn." Alright, come out. The antidote is upstairs. Come up and eat it yourself!"”
In the outhouse, Que Wuyi felt as if he had been pardoned. He was so happy that tears and snot flowed down his face. He almost shouted out loud, completely forgetting that he was still squatting in the outhouse and could not move!#
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