Falling in love with you
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Lin Huaiyu

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Hehehe…

She, Tong Fei 'ai, had lived to be 26 years old, but this was the first time she had heard such a ridiculous joke. It really made her laugh to death.

"Hey, Miss Tong Fei 'ai, are you done laughing?”Tong Fei 'ai's good friend, Xie Manyun, the waitress of Love Hotel, was staring at Tong Fei' ai's beautiful face, which had turned red from laughing too hard.

Sigh! That handsome and suave Master Jin had actually predicted that Fei 'ai's life partner would be…She felt like crying. However, she really could not find another friend who was born at Si o'clock, so she could only drag Fei 'ai over desperately.

He had no choice! The last time, Master Jin Weilai's prophecy was so powerful that the restaurant specially invited the master to come again to make a prophecy in order to make a name for himself again. Who knew that the master was so popular that he actually set a condition that he would only be willing to make a prophecy after finding the woman born at each hour.

Now, she had found it, but Master Jin Weilai's prophecy seemed to have poured cold water on her and Fei Ai.

The man driving the orange Jaeger sports car would be Fei Ai's future partner.

Pfft!

No wonder Fei Ai was laughing so hard. Even she wanted to scold him.

"Manyun, you have to forgive me. That very powerful prophet you mentioned actually predicted that my future partner would be my divorced ex-husband. Don't you think that this is ridiculous and ridiculous?”Tong Fei 'ai sat on a chair in the front yard of the restaurant with one hand hugging her stomach, while the other hand was fiddling with her beautiful long wavy hair.

" Feiai, it's not just you, even I don't really believe in the prophecy this time. However, Master's previous prophecies have all come true, so this time, perhaps…"

"That's too bad, because there's a 100% chance that the prophecy won't succeed.”

Don't even think about it if you want her to go back. Moreover, that playboy with the orange Jacker would never marry her again.

"But think about it. There are so many rich people in Taiwan, and there must be many rich tycoons who own Jaeger. So, the person Master Jin predicted was probably not your ex-husband.”

"Just as you said, my ex-husband might not be the only one who owns Jaeger, but Master Jin specifically mentioned that it's orange. I'm afraid there aren't many people who would paint it in such an arrogant color.”Tong Fei 'ai smiled as she shook her head, her black curly hair curving into a beautiful arc.

"You're right."

Sigh! She really couldn't understand Fei Ai's ex-husband. Fei Ai had a pretty face, a good figure, and a good family background. What was there to be dissatisfied with a woman like her who was almost perfect? He actually had a lot of mistresses. No wonder Fei Ai was so angry that she divorced him.

"So…"

"Consider me a chicken woman. Miss Tong Fei 'ai, you've made a wasted trip.”In fact, she had good intentions and wanted to find another spring for her friend.

Who knew that man's plan would not be as good as God's!

Tsk!

She was going to get a needle mark again.

But how could it be such a coincidence?

Your life partner will be the man who drives an orange Jaeger sports car…

As soon as he said that, she bumped into him and his unknown girlfriend. Was it really that easy to be the general manager of the Chang Corporation? Otherwise, why would he be able to bring his female companion here at three in the afternoon to perform a live erotic palace?

After breaking up with Xie Manyun, Tong Fei 'ai went to a relatively secluded and elegant cafe alone. Who knew that as soon as she sat down, she would inadvertently glance at a couple sitting diagonally opposite each other. No, he was now single, so she couldn't control him or scold him.

Tong Fei 'ai smiled insincerely as she looked at the man's hand movements that were getting hotter and hotter.

If you want to do it, go get a room. Why are you embarrassing yourself in such an elegant place? No wonder there was a saying that men used their lower body to think. Her ex-husband fit this saying perfectly. When he wanted it, the time and place were definitely not a problem.

Tong Fei 'ai elegantly raised her porcelain cup and took a sip of the strong and fragrant coffee. However, her bright, starry eyes were still fixed on the couple who were acting out an R-rated scene.

To be honest, it was difficult for her not to blush and her heart to beat faster when she saw this scene. However, this was purely a visual stimulation. After all, she had already divorced the " male lead ", so she did not have any special feelings.

Was that so?

Tong Fei 'ai, don't lie to yourself. You've only been divorced for five months. How can you not feel anything?

However, this feeling wasn't love or hate. Instead, it was a little sad, helpless, disgusting, and many more indescribable feelings.

Suddenly, there was a crack.

Tong Fei 'ai placed the porcelain cup back on the plate with a slightly louder sound, attracting the attention of the people from the next table. However, she did not care at all. Instead, she elegantly picked up her fork and began to enjoy the delicious but not overly sweet cake.

However, this soft sound disturbed her ex-husband.

Chang Jingjie raised an eyebrow and reached out his hand from under the woman's skirt. In the next moment, he scanned the surroundings with his seductive peach blossom eyes and caught a glimpse of his ex-wife who had only been divorced for five months.

He smiled meaningfully.

His smile was frivolous, evil, and even a little malicious.

He pinched the woman's plump chest hard before slowly withdrawing his hand. However, the woman seemed to be very intoxicated. When he withdrew his hand, she even pouted in dissatisfaction.

Then Chang Jingjie whispered something into her ear, and the woman nodded with a smile and gestured for him to leave quickly.

The moment Chang Jingjie stood up, Tong Feiai knew that she had become his target. But it didn't matter. After all, the moment he signed the divorce agreement, he had already told her that they could still be good friends in the future.

Very good friends. Well said. If the deal doesn't work out, there's still benevolence!

"I don't want you to touch me with that hand.”

When Chang Jingjie walked over with an exceptionally kind and friendly smile, and without waiting for her to greet him, he sat down in the empty seat beside her. He even wanted to touch her shoulder with the hand that had touched his girlfriend's private part just now, Tong Fei 'ai had no choice but to speak up.

That hand was too dirty for her.

Chang Jingjie just shrugged and smiled. He nonchalantly withdrew his hand that was suspended in mid-air. "Then can I touch it with this one?”

He reached out his other hand in a teasing and sly manner, waving it in front of her eyes.

"If I say no, will you give up?”She picked up her coffee cup again and looked at his evil smile.

The heavens were too biased. As the general manager and future successor of the Chang Corporation, he was already enough to make women flock to him. However, he was born with a handsome face that could kill. No wonder when the news of his divorce spread, hundreds of women were waiting to get into his bed.

No!

It should be said that whether he was divorced or not, there were hundreds of women waiting in line to get into his bed.

Chang Jingjie answered her question with his actions.

His large hand held her small hand that was placed on the table. "Are you jealous?" He winked at her ambiguously.

Tong Fei 'ai chuckled.

Fortunately, she swallowed the coffee in time. Otherwise, if she spat it out, it would be wonderful!

"Eldest Young Master Chang, your words are very funny.”When they were still legally married, she had already learned to turn a blind eye. Moreover, there was no so-called binding force between them now. In other words, if he wanted to have sex with his girlfriend, who was staring at him with wide eyes, she would applaud him because there was free porno to enjoy.

"Sigh! To be honest, if you could show a little jealousy, we might still be a loving couple now.”

Chang Jingjie let out a sudden sigh, and his seemingly desolate appearance made Tong Fei 'ai's heart tremble.

"Young Master Chang, please. It's because we used to be a loving couple that I completely understood that you can't love only one woman. Besides, if I get jealous and bring the police to your room to ring the doorbell every now and then, our marriage won't last for a year.”Tong Fei 'ai wanted to pull her hand back, but Chang Jingjie held on tightly.

"Oh, you really think so?"

"What else?" she replied unhappily.

Chang Jingjie's lips curled up with interest. Then, he leaned closer to her and whispered," Feiai, you're really beautiful."

"Thank you for the compliment." Tong Fei 'ai deliberately ignored the unique male musky scent that belonged to him and responded indifferently.

"That's all."

Thank you for your praise, Young Master Chang."

Otherwise, what else did she have to say?

"Feiai, don't be so cold. We're husband and wife after all.”

"Please add the word 'once.'"

"Alright, let it be. In that case, a kiss shouldn't be too much, right?”

Tong Fei 'ai instantly glared at him angrily, unable to believe that he actually dared to say such words to her.

"Kyoko, from the moment the divorce agreement was signed, you have no right to make such a request to me.”She tried her best to suppress her emotions, lest it would be awkward for both parties.

"Feiai, we haven't seen each other for so long. Don't you miss me at all?”Chang Jingjie's peach blossom eyes were filled with sadness.

If she had not seen his ruthless side, she might have been fooled by his face.

"I don't want to."

She replied without thinking.

"Really?"

Chang Jingjie didn't seem to believe it.

"Really?"

Tong Fei 'ai smiled lightly and answered with certainty.

"Feiai, you really know how to hurt my heart.”Chang Jingjie said, unable to hide his hurt.

"Kyoksuke, we've been together for quite some time. Do you think I don't know your tricks of deceiving women?”

"Then why can't I lie to you?”Chang Jingjie asked in distress.

"Because I don't care about hypocritical feelings.”Tong Fei 'ai's red lips twitched. She did not hide the main reason why she had divorced him.

"Oh, I see."

Chang Jingjie tapped his forehead lightly with his slender fingers, as if he finally understood why Tong Feiai had left him.

It turned out that his love for her was so worthless to her.

Aiya!

Tong Fei 'ai was really heartless. Thinking back to when they were still husband and wife, he had already had many mistresses. He even rejected many romantic encounters that came to him on their own initiative. He did not expect her to still be dissatisfied and actually ask for a divorce on their wedding anniversary.

However, the divorce was a small matter. What she said just now was serious. Whether it was to her or his mistresses, he treated them sincerely without a trace of hypocrisy.

She had to be clear about this.

However, since they were already divorced, there was no point in bringing this up again. On the contrary, his ex-wife, who he had never had the chance to meet again after the divorce, seemed to have become even more beautiful.

This really made him a little jealous.

Without his nourishment, love, and care, a beautiful and elegant white lotus should gradually wither, become haggard, or even wither. However, not only did Tong Fei 'ai not have these symptoms, but she even appeared even more dazzling and beautiful, charming and moving.

This was a great blow to his pride.

According to past practice, when he invited some women who had lost their novelty, not only would they cry their hearts out, but they would usually change into a different person in less than a week.

So now, his interest seemed to have been seduced again.

This beautiful little prey that he had taken a fancy to was Tong Feiai, who had just divorced him but was currently enjoying her single life.

This was a very rare phenomenon. It could even be said to be unique.

Of course, it would be difficult to capture her again, but what he liked the most was to be brave enough to accept challenges!

Ha…

"Jing Jie, what are you laughing at?" Tong Fei 'ai suddenly had a strange feeling as she watched him caress her chin.

No way!

Strictly speaking, she was already a pair of broken shoes that he had used. It was impossible for him to still be interested in her. Tong Fei 'ai tried her best to maintain the faint smile on her lips, not wanting him to see through the restlessness in her heart.

Perhaps she was just thinking too much.

"It's nothing. I just see that you seem to be living better than before, so I'm happy for you!”In the past year, he might not have truly understood her, but so what? A woman was a woman. There was no need to waste too much of his time. Moreover, if he really wanted to hunt, the prey would definitely not be able to escape from his grasp.

Even if the target was!

A Tong Fei 'ai who avoided him like the plague.

However, he couldn't be too hasty in hunting her.

"Happy for me! Is that so?" There was a hint of mockery in her tone.

"Feiai, do you always doubt my feelings for you?”Chang Jingjie shook his head helplessly.

"Kyoksuke, it's not that I like to pour cold water on you, but the person you should be paying attention to is not me.”Tong Fei 'ai propped her cheek with one hand and looked behind him with a faint smile.

Chang Jingjie only raised his eyebrows and did not say a word.

"President Chang, is this lady your friend?”

Chang Jingjie's girlfriend, who had been ignored for a long time, finally couldn't hold back her loneliness and moved to his side. As she approached him, her pair of charming eyes also carefully sized her up.

What Tong Fei 'ai hated the most was encountering this kind of triangular situation.

In the past, when she still had the halo of Mrs. Chang above her head, she could still rightfully teach his mistresses who dared to provoke her. But now, not only did she not have any position, but she also had to endure them seeing her as another opponent who was fighting for " fat meat ".

Could it be that she had to hang a dog tag around her neck and write on it: If you want to eat Chang Jingjie's fat meat, please pick it up yourself.

Fat meat?

Her description did not seem appropriate because Chang Jingjie's physique was not inferior to that of a super male model. Not only was his physique great, but his skills in bed were also…please! Why would she think of this? Tong Fei 'ai fiddled with her hair in embarrassment to hide her sudden blush.

"Winnie, let me introduce you. This is mine!!”Chang Jing did not wait for Tong Fei 'ai's permission and allowed Chen Yunni to sit beside him.

"I'm sorry, you guys talk. I have something to do.”

Tong Fei 'ai's face darkened. She grabbed her purse and was about to leave.

"Feiai, accompany me for a while longer.”Chang Jingjie's long hand reached out and grabbed Tong Fei 'ai's small hand, not allowing her to leave.

"Feiai? Could this lady be your ex-wife, Miss Tong Feiai?”As for Tong Fei 'ai, she had only heard of his name and never met him. Now, it seemed that he was just so-so.

Tong Fei 'ai sneered. Anyway, as Chang Jingjie's second wife, she would inevitably become the joke of those women.

Although she had already adjusted to it, she could not agree with Chang Jingjie's boring act of deliberately dragging her into the water. Did he really like to see two women fight for him? However, looking at the situation, the answer seemed to be obvious. Because his expression and demeanor were all indicating that he did it on purpose.

Was it necessary?

However, how could she forget her ex-husband's latent bad habits?

"Miss Tong, I'm President Chang's new secretary, Chen Yunni.”Chen Yunni stood up and reached out to her with a sweet smile.

Secretary?

A pretty secretary like her usually had another purpose. Apart from being beautiful, she also had to meet the needs of the general manager at any time.

Tong Fei 'ai glanced at Chang Jingjie, who was already in a show position, and then she reached out to shake hands with Chen Yunni. "Nice to meet you."

What did he want to see? Was it a shrew scolding him on the streets, or were they jealous of him? Could it be that he had forgotten that she was the one who had asked for a divorce so quickly?

Suddenly, she did not want to leave.

She was bored anyway, so she might as well stay and accompany them to pass the time.

Chang Jingjie watched as she sat back down, and a glint of interest flashed in his eyes.

"Feiai, I heard that your family can't forgive you for our divorce.”There was a hint of guilt in his tone.

"A little, but who taught you to be so difficult to catch, so I had to let you go.”Tong Fei 'ai sighed lightly, her words were filled with praise and sarcasm.

Chang Jingjie could obviously tell that the interest in his eyes was even stronger.

"Miss Tong is right. Our CEO Chang can't catch anyone.”

Chen Yunni looked at Tong Fei 'ai provocatively, and her hand under the table slid over Chang Jingjie's thigh without restraint.

"Us? Miss Chen, you're wrong. The current General Manager Chang has nothing to do with me.”

She suddenly felt that it was very interesting. She didn't expect that while bickering with the secretary, she could also take the opportunity to ridicule Chang Jingjie.

However, Chang Jingjie suddenly smiled at Tong Feiai.

Tong Fei 'ai felt her scalp go numb.

"Miss Tong, you're right. President Chang has already divorced you, so it's really not appropriate to put you and President Chang together again. However, there's something I don't know if I should say.”Seeing that Chang Jingjie had no reaction, Chen Yunni became bolder.

Tong Fei 'ai smiled and said,"

"Just say it."

"Miss Tong, although you're already a divorced woman, with your family background, it shouldn't be difficult for you to find another ideal marriage partner, so I hope..."

"Don't worry, I'll remember your words.”Tong Fei 'ai put on a fake smile and planned to leave. "To tell you the truth, I already have a new boyfriend.”

"Is that so? Then I'll congratulate Miss Tong first." This time, the smile on Chen Yunni's face was genuine. "President Chang, aren't you going to congratulate Miss Tong?”

" Feiai, congratulations then."

To be honest, Tong Fei 'ai did not miss her ex-husband's congratulations at all.

However, this was not because his expression was not sincere enough, nor was there any teasing in his words. It was because…she just could not tell.

However, whether his congratulations were sincere or fake, it was meaningless to her.

After all, after the divorce, the two of them were no longer tied together and had no feelings for each other.

Isn't it?# specific

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