If it weren't for that annoying fly flying around and buzzing non-stop, Zhu Xiaoxiao's dream would have come true!
She dreamed that she was a chivalrous heroine who exterminated evil everywhere and fought for injustice!
For example, she was now dreaming that she was riding on a bad guy and punching him hard. Who taught him to dare to flirt with an innocent woman in broad daylight! She, Heroine Zhu, hated this kind of shameless turtle bastard the most, so she must knock him out, beat him to death, and beat him until he was dead. No! He would not dare to bully women in his next life or the life after that!
At this moment, a pleasant voice suddenly sounded in Zhu Xiaoxiao's ear.
"Xiaoxiao, if you don't get up, I won't be responsible for the consequences!”
Zhu Xiaoxiao was stunned and suddenly opened her eyes. She was surprised to find that she was riding on Yuyun's body, her hands pressed against his naked chest. That posture was very strange and ambiguous!
Zhu Xiaoxiao was shocked. So it wasn't a dream. She really hit someone, and she was riding on a man's body to hit someone. However, the one who was riding was Yuyun, and the one who was hit was also Yuyun!
She quickly closed her eyes and let go of her hands, pretending that she was still sleeping and dreaming. Her body shrank to the side, wanting to take advantage of the opportunity to escape.
However, how could Yu Yun allow her to escape? With a big hand, she hugged Zhu Xiaoxiao, who was pretending to be asleep, pretending to be stupid, and pretending to be fine. She turned over and firmly fixed her under her body.
"Xiaoxiao, where do you want to go?" he asked softly.
Zhu Xiaoxiao naturally protected herself with her hands and said righteously,""Get up!"
"Get up?" Yuyun glanced at the room that was already filled with sunlight and smiled at Zhu Xiaoxiao's cute and fair face." The sun is already shining on your butt. Don't you think it's too late to get up now?"”
Zhu Xiaoxiao poked Yuyun's bare chest and looked at him with a silly expression." It's because the sun is already shining on my butt, so I have to get up quickly!" " I don't want people to say that I slept under the sun on the first day of marriage. It's really outrageous…" As she spoke, Zhu Xiaoxiao didn't know why she was silent. Her face was flushed red. Apparently, she remembered why she slept under the sun.
Yuyun had a look of realization on her face." So it's because it's the first day of marriage, so I can't sleep until the sun shines on my butt!" But…I don't know who got drunk on the wedding night and went crazy. He kicked people, beat people, scolded people, and even knocked over a table of good food, huh?”
Zhu Xiaoxiao played with her fingers guiltily, her round eyes peeking at Yuyun, showing a rare trace of a daughter's coquettishness," I... I said I can't drink, but you forced me to drink, so... so I... you can't blame me!"”
Yuyun grabbed her hand and kissed it gently. She hugged her and lay on the bed." If I knew that you couldn't hold your liquor, I wouldn't have let you drink." Tell me, does it still hurt?"
The last sentence was a soft scolding, but the next sentence turned into a beautiful and lingering boudoir whisper. Even the shrewish and naive Zhu Xiaoxiao could not help but blush.
She shook her head and nodded, her expression adorable.
Yuyun teased her." What's a nod? What is shaking your head?"
Zhu Xiaoxiao's neck and ears turned red. She replied in a low voice,""It's…it's…"
"What is it?"
Staring at the smiling Yuyun, Zhu Xiaoxiao suddenly punched him and muttered,"You're bad! You already know the answer! You…"
Yuyun took her harmless punch." You hit me again! You little thing, aren't you afraid that I'll punish you again?”
Hearing that he was going to punish someone again, Zhu Xiaoxiao was so scared that she wanted to struggle and escape again. She shouted in a mess,"Help! Fire! He hit someone! Guanglu Temple's Shaoqing is a bastard who only knows how to bully his wife. He's a bastard, a stinky duck egg, a bastard, a turtle egg…"
Yuyun laughed and pulled Zhu Xiaoxiao back, firmly fixing her under her body." If I don't bully you, how can I let you give birth to a nest of little girls? Look at you, it must be very painful. Let me take a look, okay?”
"It's so hot. Does it hurt? Wait a minute."
Yuyun got up and put on her clothes. When she came back, she had a basin of hot water and a towel in her hand.
He picked up a towel and dipped it in hot water. He gently applied a hot compress on her and asked,"How do you feel now?"
How could Zhu Xiaoxiao say anything! She had already blushed when Yuyun touched her body. Her beautiful body was like mud in Yuyun's arms, allowing him to do whatever he wanted.
Yuyun threw away the towel and embraced the soft, naked body in her arms, her fingertips skillfully exploring and swimming around.
"Brother Yun, Brother Yun…" Zhu Xiaoxiao couldn't help but moan.
Yuyun lowered her head and looked at her. She looked at her hot and unbearable appearance in his arms. She looked at her eyes that were misty because of desire. She looked at her beautiful body that was trembling because she was not satisfied." Xiaoxiao, do you want me?"”
Zhu Xiaoxiao didn't know what Yuyun was asking. She only felt hot and sad, as if her whole body was going to explode, but he…why didn't he love her? Why didn't he love her like he did last night?
"I…I…"
Yuyun lowered her head, her hot lips lightly pecked her lips, then slid to her chest and bit her trembling bud." If you want me, then promise me that you will be my wife obediently. Don't be angry and hit people, okay?"”
Zhu Xiaoxiao stretched out her jade-like arms and wrapped them around Yuyun's neck." I…"
"Promise me? Hmm?"
She nodded with difficulty." Okay, I…I promise you, I won't hit anyone. I won't hit anyone in the future…"
Yuyun grinned." Yes, that's my good Xiaoxiao! Don't talk now, I'm going to love you!”
As she spoke, Yuyun slowly took her, bringing Zhu Xiaoxiao to a beautiful fairyland that she had never been to before, leading her to experience an indescribable, indescribable, and only mutual understanding of the ultimate joy.
After a long time, Zhu Xiaoxiao was lying in Yuyun's arms, sniffing his manly scent. Her little hand was drawing circles on his bare chest." Brother Yun, can I ask you something?"”
Yuyun hugged her lazily, her big hand caressing her smooth back." Ask away, I'm listening."”
"Why did you marry me?"
Yuyun couldn't help but smile." Because I didn't marry, you didn't marry, and I happened to see your father's notice. You know, your father's conditions were very attractive, so I asked your father to marry you to me!”
Zhu Xiaoxiao raised her head and looked at him." But I heard that the marriage of you royal relatives is decided from a young age, isn't it?”
Yuyun nodded." That's right. Some people's marriage is indeed decided from a young age. However, firstly, I'm not a prince or an imperial grandson. Secondly, I'm not a prince or a prince, so this rule doesn't apply to me.”
"Then why do you want to marry me?" She leaned against Yuyun and counted with her fingers." I'm just the daughter of a small county magistrate. I'm neither a Bannerman nor the Eight Banners of the Han Army. I'm very fierce. I can beat people up. When I'm unhappy, I'll go out and cause trouble. Why are you still willing to marry me?”
Hearing this, Yuyun couldn't help but laugh." You little girl, you know that you're very fierce. You know how to hit people, beat people up, and cause trouble?”
Zhu Xiaoxiao punched him proudly." Of course, do you think I don't know what others call me? Do you think I'm pretending to be the third treasure of Shaoxing?”
Yuyun straightened her face and asked Zhu Xiaoxiao,""Xiaoxiao, do you really want to know why I married you?”
"Of course I want to know, because your actions are too strange.”
"Strange? What's strange about it?"
"You clearly know martial arts, but you deliberately pretend that you don't know anything and would rather let me hit you. You're clearly a minister of the court and the Emperor's brother-in-law. Not to mention the Emperor, even the future Emperor thinks highly of you. Even if you want to marry the Princess, it's not a problem. But you insist on marrying me and even toppled a governor for me. I don't understand. Am I that good? So good that you're willing to go through so much trouble?”
"Xiaoxiao, do you really not know or are you just pretending?”
"Know what?"
He pulled her to the mirror and pointed at the naked and beautiful body in the mirror."Look at how beautiful and alluring you are like this. Do you know that?”
"The first time I saw you, I knew that you were the only woman I wanted in my life. For a shrewish little beauty like you, what's the big deal about taking down a governor?”
Zhu Xiaoxiao collapsed in his arms and said weakly,""Everyone says that I'm fierce and that I won't be able to get married like this…"
Yuyun laughed in a low voice," You are fierce, and not ordinary fierce. You are very fierce. Even I was almost knocked to the ground by you. But I know that you're not always like this, right? You would only be fierce when you were facing bullies, bad people, or villains who bullied children and women, right? Normally, you should be a gentle and considerate little thing, right?”
Zhu Xiaoxiao cried out and jumped into his arms, jumping around excitedly.
"Brother Yun, you are the first person to say that about me, and the first person to understand me so well. You're really a good person! I knew you weren't as gentle and weak as you looked. Only you understood me, unlike others who had cow poop in their eyes and always said that no one wanted me. In the end, even my father took it seriously. He even wrote a notice to give me away!”
Yuyun didn't know whether to laugh or cry as she looked at her. A good person? Not as gentle and weak as she looked? Heavens! Back then, who was the one who beat him up until his face was black and blue, and even called him a stinky cloud, a paper cloud, and a messy cloud? Now, she actually turned around and said that he was a good person…She really lost to her!
Yuyun hugged her back to the bed and said seriously,"Xiaoxiao, although I know that you hit people because you can't stand those people who bully you, think about it. If Fifth Master hadn't rushed over yesterday, what would you have done? What will happen to your father?"
Zhu Xiaoxiao thought about it seriously." If Fifth Master didn't come yesterday, I would have been killed by that corrupt official, Yinghua. Even Father might have lost his life.”
"That's right. If Fifth Master hadn't come yesterday, I wouldn't have been able to suppress Yinghua alone, let alone save your father. So, Xiaoxiao, in order to not cause trouble for your father, and also to not cause trouble for Fifth Master and me, you must not randomly hit people in the future, understand?”
"But some people really deserve a beating!”
"Those people will be punished according to the law. You also saw how Fifth Lord punished them, right?”
Zhu Xiaoxiao nodded. Indeed, Yuqi had brought down a governor with just a few words. Therefore, it seemed that he did not need to use a knife, a gun, or a fist to get rid of the evil for the people.
"Now that you're married to me, you're my wife and the daughter-in-law of the Yu family. Therefore, you can't hit people or throw tantrums randomly. You have to be gentle like a woman.”
"What do you mean by a woman's gentleness? Was he speaking as softly as a mosquito or walking as slowly as a turtle? Or should I wait for you to finish your meal before you can eat?”
Yuyun couldn't help but laugh out loud. She stretched out her finger and flicked her smooth forehead. No one wants you to hum like a mosquito, no one wants you to crawl like a turtle, and no one has stipulated that you have to wait for me to finish eating before you can eat. I just want you to be like a girl, sit properly, stand properly, don't run around, and don't hit people.”
Zhu Xiaoxiao looked at him." Is that all?”
"Of course not! My mother's body isn't feeling well and she can't be frightened. Don't let her know that you know martial arts. And Mother likes to play the zither and embroider, so I will find a teacher to teach you. Although some people say that girls don't have to read too many books, I never believe that. Moreover, you are the daughter-in-law of the Yu family. If you read too little, it will make me feel ashamed. Therefore, when I have time, I will teach you how to read, how to write poems, and how to sing. And…"
Yuyun rambled on and on, from the rules of eating, dressing, and speaking in his house to the rules to be observed when summoned into the palace. Zhu Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes and her face turned pale. In the end, she pretended to faint and turned a deaf ear.
However, Yuyun did not let her go and continued,"Normally, women who are not summoned cannot enter the palace, but my elder sister is a noble consort, and she dotes on me very much, so you have more opportunities to enter the palace than others. Xiao Xiao, when you see Big Sister, you have to kowtow and kneel like when you see the Emperor, and you have to…Xiao Xiao, where are you going? Come back!"
Yuyun stretched out her hand and pulled Zhu Xiaoxiao back." I haven't finished yet!"”
Zhu Xiaoxiao hit him in disbelief." Your family has so many rules. I don't want to marry you! I want to divorce my husband. I want to ask my father to write a divorce letter to divorce you. I don't want to be your wife anymore!”
Yuyun hugged her tightly and rolled onto the bed, her body pressing down on her." It's too late! We've already paid our respects to heaven and earth and consummated our marriage. Perhaps you're already pregnant with my child, so Xiaoxiao, you can only be my wife for the rest of your life!”
"No!" Zhu Xiaoxiao shouted. I don't want to be your wife. I don't want to marry you. I don't want to go back to the capital with you. I don't want to…"
Zhu Xiaoxiao's protest became softer and softer, weaker and weaker, and finally disappeared. What replaced it was a series of moans that made people blush and their hearts beat faster, accompanied by Yuyun's murmurs of love.
Finally, Zhu Xiaoxiao reluctantly agreed to go back to the capital with him under Yuyun's coercion, coaxing, threats, and enticement, because if she didn't agree to him, she was afraid that the two of them would be so exhausted until dark.
What a joke! If other people knew that she, Zhu Xiaoxiao, didn't get up until the sky turned dark on the first day of her marriage, they would laugh their teeth off. She didn't want that!
Thinking of this, Zhu Xiaoxiao jumped up and couldn't care less about Yuyun watching from the side. She hurriedly changed into the clothes that the servant girl had prepared for her the night before.
She was wearing an agarwood colored silk shirt with jade-colored crepe eyebrows and a white silk skirt. It made her look even more graceful and beautiful.
Looking up again, he saw that her spiral bun was hanging down, her hair was thick and blue, her eyebrows were like the crescent moon, her eyes were like the autumn water, her cherry was gentle, and her body was full of delicate fragrance. The river plum reflected the snow was not enough to compare to her beauty, and the lotus water could not match her color. She really broke Wenjun and embarrassed Xizi.
"Little, did I say you were beautiful?" Yu Yun praised.”
Zhu Xiaoxiao, who was adjusting her clothes, shook her head." No way! The beautiful one is you, not me!"
Yuyun smiled." Silly girl, beauty can only be used to describe women. How can a man be beautiful?”
"But I'm telling the truth. You're really beautiful! Sometimes I think that if you wear a girl's clothes, perhaps even the emperor and fifth master will be charmed by you!”
Yuyun approached Zhu Xiaoxiao with a half-smile on her face and threatened,""Xiaoxiao, have you forgotten our agreement?”
"The agreement didn't say that you can't scold people. Besides, I'm not scolding you. I'm telling the truth!”After Zhu Xiaoxiao anxiously argued, she ran in front of Yuyun like a small butterfly and let him chase her.
Just like that, the two of them ran around the garden behind the county government office.
"Xiaoxiao, don't go! I still have something to say!"
Zhu Xiaoxiao turned around and made a face. She ran even faster." I don't want to hear it! Who doesn't know that you're going to talk about your family's rules again!”
Yuyun smiled and sighed." Xiaoxiao, I really have something to say. Be good and come back quickly. Don't run so fast, or you might fall…"
But Yu Yun's words stopped halfway, because he saw a man suddenly appear in front of Zhu Xiaoxiao. Yu Yun wanted to tell her to be careful, but it was too late.
Zhu Xiaoxiao crashed into the man and knocked him back a few steps. Zhu Xiaoxiao fell to the ground and cried out in pain.
"It hurts! Which blind bastard dared to block my way and cause me to fall? I'll beat you into a pancake!"
Zhu Xiaoxiao jumped up and rushed forward while cursing. She grabbed the man and was about to punch him.
Yuyun hurriedly shouted from behind," Xiaoxiao, don't be rude. He's Fifth Master's…"
"Ouch!"
Yuyun hadn't finished speaking when she heard Zhu Xiaoxiao's wail. She violently swung her hand, grimacing in pain, her face scrunched up.
Seeing this, Yuyun couldn't help but laugh.
Seeing Yuyun laugh, Zhu Xiaoxiao rushed forward and poked his chest, fiercely accusing him: "Brother Yun, I'm your wife! Your wife was beaten up by someone. It's fine if you don't help me take revenge, but you're still laughing? Do you have any compassion?"
Hearing this, Yuyun laughed even more exaggeratedly, pointing at Zhu Xiaoxiao, unable to say a word.
This girl…This girl actually shouted for help when she hit someone? He was really unreasonable and full of sophistry.
The man looked at Yu Yun with a face full of joy," Lord Yu, I've finally found you! And this is?"
Yuyun held back her laughter." This is Zhu Xiaoxiao, the daughter of the county magistrate of Shaoxing. We got married yesterday by the order of the fifth master."”
The man was slightly taken aback. He hurriedly flung his sleeves and knelt on the ground." E Min greets Madam. Madam is lucky!" E Min accidentally bumped into Madam just now, please forgive her.”
It turned out that this man was Yuqi's personal bodyguard, E Min.
Seeing E Min kneel down, Zhu Xiaoxiao was so surprised that her mouth was wide open. She tugged at Yuyun's sleeve." Brother Yun, this..."
Yuyun said: "You are now Guanglu Temple Shaoqing's wife, E Min is just a courtesy he should have."”
Zhu Xiaoxiao scratched her head. She was a little proud, but also a little embarrassed. No one had ever knelt down and kowtowed to her in her entire life!
She tugged at Yuyun's sleeve again." Then…then what should I do?”
"Call him up and say that you are a great person who does not care about petty people.”
Zhu Xiaoxiao was very proud now. She raised her chin and looked very impressive." Get up!" I don't blame you anymore! Anyway, you don't know me, so I can't blame you!”
"Thank you, Madam!"
"E Min, what's the matter?" Yu Yun asked.”
E Min nodded." Yes, Fifth Master is at the ferry entrance. He said that he has something to discuss with you, and he asked you to go over as soon as possible."”
Yuyun took Zhu Xiaoxiao's hand." You haven't formally met Fifth Master, have you? Come, let's go see Fifth Master."
Accompanied by E Min, the two of them arrived at the ferry port.
Before they reached the ferry entrance, they saw more than a dozen ships of various sizes parked there from afar. Yuqi was standing on the bow of one of the ships.
"Greetings, Fifth Master!" Yuyun pulled Zhu Xiaoxiao," Xiaoxiao, greet Fifth Master!”
Zhu Xiaoxiao tilted her head, her round eyes staring at the graceful and outstanding Prince De Yuqi.
"Brother Yun, what should I do? Learn from him and kneel down to kowtow?" She pulled Yuyun's hand and asked in a low voice, pointing at E Min who was standing behind her.
Before Yuyun could reply, Yuqi could not help but laugh. He waved his hand and said,"Forget it! Seriously, I still have to call Little Yuzi uncle. You're his newlywed wife. If you kowtow to me, wouldn't I have to kneel in the river?”
Zhu Xiaoxiao shook her head in confusion." What uncle? Is Brother Yun much older than you? Otherwise, why would you call him uncle? If you call him uncle, then wouldn't I become your aunt? How old am I? Why should I be your aunt?”
Yuqi burst out laughing." What a good 'why'. There are so many' whys 'that I can't answer you one by one! Little Yuzi, explain it for me another day. Come over now and see what's going on.”
Yuyun raised her eyebrows and followed Yuqi into the cabin. Her expression changed drastically," Fifth Master, what's going on?"”
"I don't know what's going on either. Early in the morning, E Min came to tell me that all the flower sculptures we bought were broken last night.”
"Everyone knows that these flower carvings are for the emperor's 'Thousand Old Man Banquet.' Who was so bold as to break it? Wasn't he deliberately making things difficult for Fifth Master?”
" That's right, someone is deliberately trying to make things difficult for me. And I suspect that this person is..." Yuqi suddenly stopped talking, his eyes wide open as he looked ahead.
Yuyun also looked forward and saw Zhu Xiaoxiao staggering in, muttering indistinctly,"It smells so good! Brother Yun, there's…there's wine here, right? Am I right?"
Yuyun looked surprised." Xiaoxiao, what's wrong?”
Zhu Xiaoxiao smiled foolishly, her face flushed red." Brother Yun, I smell alcohol. I want to drink…"
Yuyun grabbed her." Xiaoxiao, are you drunk?”
Zhu Xiaoxiao shook her head hard and said foolishly,""Eh? No! I'm not drunk…I didn't drink alcohol, how could I be drunk? I just…I just smelled the wine, but…I didn't drink it…I didn't drink it…"
Halfway through, Zhu Xiaoxiao fell drunk in Yu Yun's arms.#
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