After Chu Xiaoxiong and Xiao Shuang showed Director Xixi and the others around the house in West City's Supreme Mansion, everyone in the live broadcast room, including the staff of Yearning, began to doubt their lives.
Perhaps the small house in Chu Xiaoxiong's eyes was really very small, but in their eyes, it was incomparably huge. This time, it really broadened their horizons and refreshed their knowledge.
Have you ever seen a house that was built from the ground floor?
Have you ever seen a 50-square-meter toilet?
Have you ever seen a 100-inch TV?
The smart home was activated by voice, and even the toilet paper delivery was a robot.
The mystery of Chu Xiaoxiong's identity, as well as the small house in the West City's Supreme Mansion, slowly climbed into the top ten trending searches on Weibo. The traffic of people who yearned for life welcomed another wave of growth.
"What a small house. It's probably only 700 to 800 square meters. I wonder how big a house is in Chu Xiaoxiong's eyes!”
"Perhaps in Chu Xiaoxiong's eyes, his two hundred mu of Prosperous Prosperity Garden can barely be considered a big house!”
"I have a question. Why does such a good house have to have a squatting toilet? It looks so out of place.”
"It should be prepared for the guests. It's more sanitary this way.”
"If you're rich, why would you do a show? If I were Chu Xiaoxiong, I would also be a salted fish king!”
"As expected, a man who wants to be a salted fish king is definitely not an ordinary person!”
"Don't call me Salted Fish in the future. Compared to Salted Fish Wang Xiaochu, I'm not even worthy of being a salted fish. I'll just be a carp quietly!”
Chu Xiaoxiong nestled on a small bear sofa in the corner and said lazily,"Shell, I think this is good. Why don't we go to the mushroom house tomorrow?”
"No, last time you stayed at home for a month and a half. This time, you only stayed in Sha City for a few days.”Xiao Shuang said angrily with her hands on her hips.
Chu Xiaoxiong rolled his eyes and said resolutely,""This teddy bear sofa will turn into a bear demon that's a thousand feet long in a minute and eat all the people in Beijing. For Beijing, for China, for Earth, and for the universe, I can only lie here to seal it!”
"Hurry up and change your clothes. Last time, you said that the stools in the restaurant would turn into five-colored pythons!”Xiao Shuang dragged Chu Xiaoxiong with her thin body and rubbed him against the ground.
Director Xixi covered her face and could no longer look at the couple in front of her. Not only were they sweet, but they were also so sweet that they stuck to her teeth. He really wanted to give Chu Xiaoxiong a good beating first, then pull his collar and ask Chu Xiaoxiong if it was really okay to show off their love like this.
Now that he thought about the 130-square-meter house that he had spent his life's work and almost sold his kidney to buy, he wanted to die.
"Why is there such a big difference between people?”A young lady from the accompanying editorial team touched her face and said with some inferiority.
Director Xixi sighed and comforted him,""Xiao Cai, you can earn money slowly. Don't do anything stupid!”
"Assistant Director, I'm talking about Xiao Shuang's skin!”Xiao Cai rolled her eyes at Director Xixi as if she was saying that she was very shallow.
Now, Director Xixi's mind was filled with resentment. Who was shallow? You're the shallow one, you strange creature.
At this moment, Chu Xiaoxiong and Xiao Shuang had changed into simple couple sportswear. Chu Xiaoxiong's clothes had a cartoon version of Xiao Shuang printed on them, while Xiao Shuang's clothes had a cartoon version of Chu Xiaoxiong printed on them.
"Where did Teacher Huang and the others go? They should have arrived a few hours later than us!”Chu Xiaoxiong pulled Xiao Shuang and said unwillingly.
"They have just arrived at the Mushroom Hut. This live broadcast will last for three days. You are the guests for the first episode. Now, you can call and order the dishes for dinner!”Director Xixi sighed. It seemed like he couldn't reject this display of affection.
Chu Xiaoxiong stroked his chin and the corners of his lips curled into a mysterious smile. Finally, he took a phone from a staff member and said to the camera darkly,"OVR15, illuminate the greasy middle-aged chef Huang!”
"Stop fooling around. It'll be over if Teacher Huang sees it later!”Xiao Shuang grabbed Chu Xiaoxiong's arm and stomped her feet.
"Yes!"
Chu Xiaoxiong nodded and dialed the only remaining number on his phone. Although the phone had a built-in voice changer, Chu Xiaoxiong decided to give He Sansui, Chef Huang, and the others a surprise.
"Crooked crook, cough cough!"
" Great deal, I'm Sizhahui, Tanwan Laanyue, a new version of a boat that I've never pulled before. I need to experience it for three minutes, and I'll do it like I did. Love the Elephant Festival game, Legend of Jie Wan, I'm your brother, and if you're my brother, come and bite me!”
Chu Xiaoxiong pinched his throat and familiarized himself with the Demonic Tune template that he had not used for many years. This was his reward for completing the salted fish mission back then. He did not use it much after that, but he did not expect to use it today.
This time, everyone looked as if they had seen a ghost, including Xiao Shuang and the millions of viewers in the live broadcast room.
Just as Xiao Shuang was about to ask something, the call was picked up and a voice that spoke in Mandarin was heard.
"Hello, you are?"
"Alright, I'm Zha Zha Hui!" Chu Xiaoxiong blinked at the camera and said calmly.
On the other end of the phone, Big Light shouted with a bitter face,"Teacher He, Teacher Huang, I don't understand what this person is saying!”
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