"Alive?"
"Living teacher?"
"Crooked!"
"I'm asking if you want to record a show, not that you're handsome!”He Sansui felt tons of malice from Chu Xiaoxiong.
"Hehe, that's right. It's rare to see someone as handsome as you in the entertainment industry!”He Sansui raised the microphone and complimented.
Chu Xiaoxiong scratched the back of his head and laughed foolishly."This is the first time someone called me handsome!”
"Impossible!" He Sansui looked at Chu Xiaoxiong suspiciously.
Chu Xiaoxiong nodded. He looked up at the blue sky and sighed."If I had known that I was so handsome, I wouldn't have been single for twenty years. That was my lost youth!”
"Ahem, handsome, what's your name? Can you help us record The Great Detective?”Even He Sansui, who had been hosting variety shows for decades, was almost knocked over by Chu Xiaoxiong.
Chu Xiaoxiong's expression was serious as he rejected her righteously."I'm the legendary number one salted fish king of Sha City, Chu Xiaoxiong. I don't know how to record programs. I can only live like this by eating takeout every day and sleeping!”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the mission. The Salted Fish System is being unloaded!”
"Ding! The Salted Fish System has been unloaded. The Universe's Strongest Entertainment System is being loaded!”
Ding!" The Universe's Strongest Entertainment System has been loaded. The host has been given a newbie gift pack, a god-level acting template. The template is loading…!”
"Ding, the God-level acting template has been loaded!”
"Releasing the initial mission to become the strongest scorer in the first episode. If the mission fails, the host's pen name in the online literature world will be announced!”
Chu Xiaoxiong's mind was buzzing. Before he could react, he had accepted a mission. If he failed the mission, his pen name in the online literature world would be exposed?
"System, if this is exposed, how can I stop updating in peace?”Chu Xiaoxiong was furious. He did not expect the system to be so cunning. It had tricked him into coming to Wuyi Square and played another good show.
Now, he had no choice but to participate in the recording of the show.
When He Sansui heard Chu Xiaoxiong's words, she said disappointedly,""Alright then!"
The young ladies in the live broadcast room also wailed. In just ten minutes, the fruit website had been blown up three times. The bullet comments could even apply for the Guinness World Record.
Chu Xiaoxiong blinked and tugged at He Sansui's sleeve. He said sincerely,""Living teacher, I wonder who else is on the show?”
"Chef Huang, Xiao Sa, Gui Gui, Wang Ou, I, what's wrong?”He Sansui asked in confusion.
Chu Xiaoxiong's eyes lit up. He smiled and said," Teacher Huang is my parents 'idol. Give me three minutes!"”
After saying that, Chu Xiaoxiong disappeared from everyone's sight like a gust of wind. His speed was so fast that only Cao Cao could compare to him.
The accompanying director looked confused."Teacher He, where did Little Chu go?”
"Maybe he went to prepare a gift. After all, Little Chef Huang is his parents 'idol!”He Sansui squatted on the ground and drew circles. Twenty years ago, he was also a young hunk. Although he was not as good as the first batch of idols in China like Chef Huang, why was he so unattractive?
He Sansui was about to see if he could find any comfort in the live-stream, but the bullet screen was the last straw that broke the camel's back.
"Little brother is so handsome when he runs. He's wet, sob!”
"The flirtatious slut upstairs, draw your sword. Little brother can only be mine!”
"Chu Xiaoxiong was too fast just now. Even the high-speed camera only captured his afterimage!”
"Assuming that U is the distance, S is the time, and T is the speed, please explain the running speed of the little brother!”
"11 meters per second. Don't ask me why, because the fastest man in the world, Usain Bolt, can only run 10.4384 meters per second!”
"Swoosh!"
In just three minutes, Chu Xiaoxiong had changed into a small blue suit. There was even a bow-tie collar around his neck. He appeared in front of the camera while skateboarding.
Chu Xiaoxiong adjusted the large black-rimmed glasses on his nose and said in a deep voice,"Please call me Detective Chu Xiaoxiong!"
"This, he's probably an idiot!" He Sansui was on the verge of exploding with rage.
That's right, this world did have the Grim Reaper Elementary School. Unlike his previous life, this world's Grim Reaper Elementary School was popular all over the world and almost became the favorite anime character of all elementary school students. The inspiration for the detective reality show also came from Grim Reaper Elementary School.
"Wow, Little Brother is cosplaying perfectly!”
"The man who broke the two-dimensional wall, if the death god primary school student wants to film the real person, it's definitely Chu Xiaoxiong!”
"F * ck, my knee, my knee, what are you doing!”
"He might have bent, and not just his knees!”
"I don't understand what the person above is saying, but I know that a man like me is actually drooling while watching the live broadcast!”
"Oh my, little brother is so cute and adorable!”
He Sansui held his forehead and said helplessly,""Let's go, let's go. It will officially begin in an hour!”
"Don't worry, Mr. He. I'm a professional detective. Please don't doubt my professionalism. I can do anything from induction to abduction, and even reconstruction of the crime scene.”Chu Xiaoxiong said seriously.
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