"F * ck, no wonder Teacher Huang and the others only had one shot early in the morning. The rest of the time, they were broadcasting Chu Xiaoxiong's embarrassing sleeping appearance!”
"Sang Gan's heart is filled with illness, floating wildly!"
"Is there anyone worse than Chu Xiaoxiong? A palm-sized bottle of tap water was exchanged for a yellow croaker, a plate of eggs, and ten large steamed buns!”
"Laughing and cursing is life. So they also know how to bicker. I thought they would only show their affection!”
"Personally, I feel that this is even more terrifying than being stuck together. I'm a single dog, but I'm actually watching it with relish!”
"You're not the only one upstairs. Poor Boss didn't even see himself on the trending searches!”
In the film crew, Yan Ming and Director Xixi couldn't keep their faces up. Feeling the strange gazes from their colleagues around them, their bodies became itchy.
After the live broadcast room closed last night, the two of them had prepared a lot of side dishes to go with wine. They were prepared to taste the 15-year-old Lao Bai Gan. Who knew that when they opened it, there was no taste at all.
After tasting it again, wasn't this just ordinary tap water?
Helpless, the two of them could only drink beer and finish the dishes that they had painstakingly prepared.
In their eyes, Chu Xiaoxiong was not a salted fish king, but a king of the lowly, a true king of the lowly.
3,000 years ago, the old ancestor had said that if the heavens did not give birth to Chu Xiaoxiong, the despicable Dao would last forever. Indeed, the ancients did not lie to him.
The camera turned to Chu Xiaoxiong. After Chu Xiaoxiong was covered in dust, he had finally gathered 777 bricks. He could now summon the god-level stove.
"Xiong, you don't need so many bricks, do you? Look at Teacher Huang, she only used a few dozen bricks!”Xiao Shuang wiped the sweat off Chu Xiaoxiong's forehead with a pained expression.
Chu Xiaoxiong pursed his lips and laughed evilly." The things of my Salted Fish King are actually comparable to those of a mortal. If I want to do it, I have to do it to the best of my ability. In 5,000 years, my cooking stove will become a world-class building. Ahahaha!”
"You're being chuunibyou again!" Xiao Shuang clutched her forehead helplessly.
Chu Xiaoxiong sized up the courtyard and finally took out a compass from somewhere. He even paced around and measured the surroundings for a long time.
"Are you looking at feng shui?" Xiao Shuang asked with both hands on her chin.
Chu Xiaoxiong nodded and said in a deep voice,""In the words of the ancients, the Yin Qi here is very heavy. I need to find a Yin Cave and use fire to suppress the Yin Qi!”
"Then what about now?" Xiao Shuang asked curiously.
This time, it wasn't just the audience in the live broadcast room. Even Yan Ming and the other staff members were curious.
Chu Xiaoxiong stroked his chin and smiled."Using science, it means that there is an underground water vein running through this courtyard. I need to find the node of the earth vein layer to prevent moisture from seeping out of the ground.”
"Xiong, you're really spouting nonsense in a serious manner!”Xiao Shuang covered her mouth and chuckled.
Chu Xiaoxiong's expression was solemn as he pointed at a corner and said,""I'm not joking. The earth vein layer is very complicated. The moisture can seep into the ground through a specific earth vein layer. Look at the weeds there.”
"Really!" Xiao Shuang asked in surprise.
" Uh, what did the Salted Fish King say?"
"Don't say that you amateurs don't understand. As a civil engineering student, I don't understand either!”
"Civil engineering is to survey the ground and the geological layers. This is what the ancients called Feng Shui. Chu Xiaoxiong only used the theories of the ancients to prove it with modern science and then explained it to us!”
"According to the previous poster, isn't Chu Xiaoxiong spouting nonsense?”
"Of course, do you think that all the ancient Feng Shui masters are liars? Brother, you should read more books!”
"I just found a thesis on the internet. The thesis is about the mutual verification of Feng Shui and civil engineering. The author is Chu Xiaoxiong!”
"…The ancients were so smart!”
In the end, Chu Xiaoxiong confirmed the location before he started to build the stove. However, he did not go to look for mud like Chef Huang. Instead, he asked the production team for cement and sand.
When Yan Ming heard Chu Xiaoxiong's serious tone, he did not care if he wanted to exchange it or not. He just gave it to Chu Xiaoxiong.
"Damn it, I'm finally done talking about it. Otherwise, I'd have to carry the soil!”Chu Xiaoxiong, who was carrying two bags of cement, smiled widely.
Although Chu Xiaoxiong's voice was very soft, it was still transmitted into the live broadcast room through the microphone on his chest.
This time, the group of fake public knowledge in the live broadcast room was rendered speechless. After ten seconds of silence, the bullet comments exploded.
Director Xixi's face darkened.”
"Not really. Back then, Chu Xiaoxiong's civil engineering thesis really had such a statement. Moreover, it was verified by the Peking University lecturer's experiment!”Yan Ming looked at Chu Xiaoxiong with admiration.
Although Chu Xiaoxiong was usually unruly and looked uninhibited, everything he did was filled with positive energy. For example, the great detective from the day before yesterday had conducted professional reasoning, allowing the audience to truly feel the beauty and difficulty of reasoning.
Today, he talked about professional knowledge again. This was not something that ordinary people could do!
Such a young man was too rare. He did not know what words to use to describe Chu Xiaoxiong. Perhaps only Chu Xiaoxiong himself described the words written by King Chu in the Chu Sect." A rock is easy to destroy, but a heart is difficult to destroy. His lofty aspirations soar into the nine heavens.'Only then could he describe himself.
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