Entertainment: I am Detective Ming
33 Humph, mortal

Ji Qianqiu

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With the official Weibo post, all the haters came and went quickly. At the same time, Truman's brothers also knew that they were wrong. They deleted the comments and silently returned to their own positions.

Of course, these things did not affect Chu Xiaoxiong much. He ate and slept.

He had experienced too many such things. It could be said that his life had three times more ups and downs than others.

Early the next morning, Chu Xiaoxiong was awakened by a foul stench.

"F * ck!"

"Little Chef Huang, your dog pooped!”Chu Xiaoxiong nudged Chef Huang, who was snoring loudly beside him.

"Ah, oh!"

Little Chef Huang mumbled in his sleep, then turned around and prepared to continue sleeping.

Before Chu Xiaoxiong could shout, he heard a thud. Chef Huang fell to the ground from the side of the brick bed. What was even more terrifying was that his entire body was on top of the dog's father.

"Ugh!" Chu Xiaoxiong felt nauseous. He jumped from the outer room to the inner room and shouted,"Chef Huang, if you can't clean yourself today, don't go to the bathroom!”

"Ugh!"

Little Chef Huang got up and looked at the dog poop on his body. He retched and rushed to the bathroom.

On the brick bed, He Sansui and Big Light's eyes were filled with fear after being woken up by Chu Xiaoxiong.

Thinking about how Little Chef Huang had appeared in front of the camera with his poop all over his body and how he had been seen by millions of viewers, this would probably be a nightmare for him for the rest of his life.

"Yan Ming, why don't you take H away? We don't want him anymore!”Chef Huang's exasperated voice came from the bathroom.

"I'm dying of laughter. Why didn't Chu Xiaoxiong help Little Chef Huang?”

"Pull my ass, even the unlucky gods can't pull me!”

"I can smell the stench even through the screen.”

"I'm having breakfast, my sweet tofu pudding!”

"Heretic, I, the Emperor of Dongxian, will behead you today!”

"The savory party must die. The sweet tofu pudding is the world's delicacy!”

"Am I the only one who likes spicy food?”

"The Great Emperor of Town Security is here to exterminate evil and retreat.!!!!”

For some reason, the bullet comments were off to the side. Perhaps the sweet and savory fans woke up earlier. After all, they could only eat tofu pudding in the morning.

As Xiao Shuang was staying in the house, the production team did not install any cameras. Chu Xiaoxiong sneaked into Xiao Shuang's bed and hugged his wife to sleep happily.

Perhaps this was the life that Chu Xiaoxiong yearned for. He was worth tens of billions, had a few hundred acres of fertile land, and had a cute girlfriend.

"Sigh, ever since the dog system changed its gender, it hasn't appeared to chat!”Chu Xiaoxiong sighed in his heart.

"Host, please call me by my full name, Universe's Strongest Entertainment System!”

"Alright, damn system!"

The Strongest Entertainment System:

The system was also in despair. Originally, it had a mission to help a person become the strongest celebrity in the universe and build the strongest entertainment empire.

However, he had brought Chu Xiaoxiong into this world. He was helpless. Through the law of causality, he could only help a salted fish like Chu Xiaoxiong.

However, Chu Xiaoxiong was not ambitious. He had made great achievements in various industries, but he was mediocre in the entertainment industry.

He did not film, sing, or act in television dramas. From time to time, he had to clean up Chu Xiaoxiong's mess in other industries. To be honest, he wanted to die.

"Xiong, what's going on outside?" Xiao Shuang asked as she huddled in Chu Xiaoxiong's arms.

"Ugh!"

Chu Xiaoxiong's expression changed and he asked strangely,""Chef Huang fell off the brick bed!”

"Ah?"

"Is Master alright?" Xiao Shuang asked worriedly.

"It's fine. It just fell on Gou 'zi's poop!”Chu Xiaoxiong suppressed his nausea and said.

"Stop talking, it's so disgusting!" Xiao Shuang said with disdain.

Xiao Shuang: " Wake up, the sun is already up!”

"No, I'm sleeping in today!"”

Xiao Shuang: " Get up quickly. After dinner, we have to go home to pick up Wang Cai. Then, we have to go look at the wedding photos!"”

"Wasn't it less than a month ago?”

"Did you forget that he said he'd visit in half a month?"”

Chu Xiaoxiong: " Oh, I've been so busy that I've lost my mind. If He Sansui hadn't dragged me to film The Great Detective, I wouldn't have forgotten!”

The conversation between the two was transmitted to the live broadcast room through the radio outside. This made the children's shoes, who were ready to watch a good show, dumbfounded.

They were prepared to listen to voices that were not suitable for children and then imagine scenes that were not suitable for children.

Who knew that they would be showered with dog food? It had not even been a week since they found out that they were in a relationship, then they found out about their wedding date, and then the wedding photos were released.

Do you guys not have the airs of an idol?

Aren't you afraid that we'll lose our fans?

He didn't care about our feelings at all!

Admittedly, He Sansui, who was experienced and knowledgeable, was also shocked when he was outside.

Chu Xiaoxiong and Xiao Shuang's relationship progress was too scary. Could it be a shotgun marriage?

Could it be that he would hear the news of a baby tomorrow?

Shouldn't they get married now?

When Chu Xiaoxiong came out of the room, He Sansui and Big Light glared at him fiercely.

"What do you want?"

"Think about your IOU before you do anything. I'm your guarantor!”Chu Xiaoxiong said proudly.

He Sansui shook his head." Why did you get married so early? It doesn't make sense!"”

"Humph!"

"Mortal, how can a single dog understand the beauty of love!”Chu Xiaoxiong sneered, and his godly aura became even stronger.

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